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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Since it's been spamming the Steam thread, here's a thread for it: I fed a couple thousand Steam game descriptions into a Markov chain program and put it on the internet. Basically, it mixes every Steam game description in a bowl and we see what comes out! Fun for the whole family.

http://indiegamegenerator.azurewebsites.net/

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As member of a wizard from a horrifying evil that has become a Poker Superstar. Across all dimensions the only way of life.

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Todd Rex wants YOUR steak. .includes an exclusive fraternity that moves catlike in the year 2014 as he explores a richly detailed and vibrant game-world ever created.

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Swipecart is a romance mystery visual novel that tells the story by the US Army are getting involved. That challenges solo players to construct your own taxi cab company by hiring drivers upgrading vehicles and much more.

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The local multi-player space narwhal fighting game where you will play through over one hundred single player game from the outbreak of the protagonist tries to find out more about her family but it will be loaded by a story of CLANNAD to date with NBA 2K16. When it comes to Steam.

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The Souths economy becomes dependent on trade with Europe. Good luck writing the steam description.

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Morter
Jul 1, 2006



'Cause I don't give a
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Like the F-word
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A downtown artist berates himself for selling out while killing and looting trading and camp-based crafting. Command firefighters police technical relief forces and join the war freeing Europe from the studio during the Steam Network for PC Mac and Linux.

JudgeJoeBrown
Mar 23, 2007



The next generation of gaming with amazing graphics and sound new cutting-edge gameplay features and a wicked demoness. Use each object and place the wheel of a former British soldier has to delve into Malte Stierngranat's illustrious life and the power of the original King of Shadows is a standalone expansion of the story you're a t-rex with rocket boots trying to help you reach the exit.

SHAQ4PREZ
Dec 20, 2004

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Economy Car

Rampage Knights is a visual novel about the South Korean StarCraft 2 scene. It is made by one common element - the classic manager game with 100 game levels.

EDIT: They'll share their dorm life with four other tenants as they burn. A small group of rectangles through a retro-future so analog it'll make your own song and move in secret at a private school.

SHAQ4PREZ fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2015 around 04:53

Two Headed Calf
Feb 22, 2005

Better than One


DOTA styled (single player) combat for the end is soon upon us and only complete world domination simulator. Developed by Kojima Productions and PlatinumGames METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE takes the point of rescue.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



Guacamelee! The fate of mankind have been given.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006



'Cause I don't give a
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Like the F-word
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Crazy Steam Bros is a 2D top-down game with MMORPG elements. In the best baseball management sim.

JudgeJoeBrown
Mar 23, 2007



Then take a spin through a million deaths and earn that promotion you’ve always wanted to find a way through the backwaters of a young girl orphaned by the mayor. Overcome overwhelming odds and fight with various one-eyed monsters.

Defend the realm with your friends are the deadliest killers in the year 2114. The Cat Lady follows Susan Ashworth a lonely 40-year old on the planet by strategically killing off crew members while maintaining a real challenge of skill speed and the rest of the fourth-grade playground a young orphan destined for victory in 12000 bullets or less.

JudgeJoeBrown fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2015 around 04:56

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



She falls asleep. Play it safe with sensible choices like college marriage and kids.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

"The Long Dark is a game about using a vast and diverse operations the player more control over an insane painter in his fight to stay alive. To learn the truth of the netherworld have overrun a world of Prandel as players go on an exciting single player storyline where you explore exotic alien worlds and solve the puzzle surrounding a mysterious order of guardians."


Uhh, is this one actually a game or...


"Is a very hard arcade-style rogue-like perma-death first person survival horror genre returns better than ever before with a twist. Total Pro Golf 3 puts you in a spelling sensation of epical proportions!"

Which I drat well know isn't an actual game but with some of these I cant tell.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


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Hope in hell is an underwater side-scrolling eat 'em up that features permanent death as your father.

side-scrolling eat 'em up

EDIT: This one sounds legit

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Animated fantasy figurines assemble in magical duels. Enjoy unlimited gameplay variation by adjusting arena settings such as defeating hordes of monsters.

Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2015 around 04:59

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an


UNDERTALE! An entire industrial empire under your control.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



The US President. The October labor lottery is complete.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006



'Cause I don't give a
kcuf
Like the F-word
reversed


An error occurred generating a game description. This error has been logged. Click New Description to try again.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an


You and your fleet. War Inc.

Canopus250
Feb 17, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!



"Come rediscover the original Cult Classic Psychological First-Person Survival game. The game uses physics and gravity. "

"Now you have what it is up to four Steam Cloud - continue your game. Get a taste for war and a partner will take you behind the murder. "

"It’s time for Discovery! It's not if you have 30 seconds? "

"SpeedRun the most realistic tactical clan-based combat experience coupled with one of the original bus has been waged. In Spacebase DF-9 you'll build a massive open world. "

"Unlike most some are actually based on DreamWorks Animation’s How to Train Your Dragon franchise. Only you can be formed by permuting the coordinates of the best score and compare it with the fun and challenging card game. "

Bonus: Inspired by the ghost of a privately run prison. The player controls the protagonist to experience the satisfaction of Aha moments!

Uhhhhhhhhh

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Aaaaaand it's fried.

e: Un-fried!

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!


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hahahahahaha this is GREAT

JudgeJoeBrown
Mar 23, 2007



At stake is not an easy task! You quickly realize that the press discovered multi-billionaire Bob Slayer’s best kept secret the illegal Glacier Races there are countless ways to defend your very existence of the award winning No-wave high priestess Jarboe (SWANSThe path).

Morter
Jul 1, 2006



'Cause I don't give a
kcuf
Like the F-word
reversed


Luigi Thirty posted:

Aaaaaand it's fried.

We did it, gang.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008


Lipstick Apathy

Morter posted:

We did it, gang.

Megafunk
Oct 19, 2010

YEAH!



PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox



loving amazing.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Got excited for the side scrolling eat em up eh?

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an


PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox


You are responsible to deliver an unforgettable journey with a focus on deep survival progression that doesn't rely on jump scares or gore. !

SHAQ4PREZ
Dec 20, 2004

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Economy Car

If My Heart Had Wings is an open world role-playing game (MMORPG) for Windows® PC PlayStation®3 and PlayStation®4 that invites you to get the girl who lives in it and other magnificent vessels in an epic journey of redemption romance and comedy. Hell is sure to satisfy your Shmup Shortage!

JudgeJoeBrown
Mar 23, 2007



GALAK-Z is a classic turn-based strategy game developed in 1999 by Appeal for the end of World War II's most heated battles. Not even the most effective enterprise and stay on top of an elite group of characters who once lived there – voiced by actor and comedian Dane Cook.

Recette Lemongrass finds herself inside a strange new universe filled with glory and bragging rights to the other? Grand Theft Auto is back in the shadow of the girls are against integration!

JudgeJoeBrown fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2015 around 05:12

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an


The first-person shooter in the zombie apocalypse is upon us and it's called MOTORHEAD

IAmUnaware
Jan 31, 2012




I have to admit: I'm intrigued.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003


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Help an internet addict with crippling personality disorders who has never know the touch of a woman learn how to look at things other than the ground. Cooking crafting fishing alchemy bartering hunting farming and trade systems.

Megafunk
Oct 19, 2010

YEAH!

While explosively stripping the evil Alien robots terror-bent on eliminating the Earth from alien overlord Zinyak using an army of genetically-altered mutant monsters in your way through a hauntingly abrasive Noisecore Soundtrack. Enjoy this mind-blowing travesty of mobile devices laptops and desktops.

Invisible Ted
Aug 24, 2011

hhhehehe


One day one night one accident will light up the Flock. Getting a girl-friend before National College Entrance Exam I know it's crazy but from today we will face everything together.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

No fear! No pain!


Is a Hardcore Parkour openworld buffet of bonkers physics sandbox. Once the game.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003


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Pride of Nations is back in the depths of the Sword of the opposite sex. A dark distant world and has an in-depth and interesting scenarios giving players the opportunity to feel like a straight-forward arcade game.

JudgeJoeBrown
Mar 23, 2007



Steer your unstoppable (seriously you can’t stop) party as they experience the most challenging feelings of loss and loneliness. Find yourself in the Roaring Twenties.

And use your creation against cannons archers and whatever else the. As Commander Shepard you lead an elite soldier rather a group of German soldiers sent to find your memories gone.

Play this life simulation game with laser beams. DOTA styled (single player) combat for the dark Sam transforms himself into trouble.

JudgeJoeBrown fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2015 around 05:21

Canopus250
Feb 17, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!



"The Worm is a strategy simulation game and at the peak of its lawyers; backed up by the gameplay features of the foreign travel offered by printed guidebooks. Nerds are storming fantasy and imagination where corruption greediness and cruelty are commonplace."

"An organisation which is set in the path to an international economy magnate with deluxe hotels all across Europe as king of submarine simulations returns with Call of Juarez® Gunslinger is a challenging retro platformer with abstract colorful graphics. Skeptical of her past."

"Battle in online multiplayer support complete with mounts; multiple attacks and boss battles which combine to make the best of both genres in one carnage-soaked package! You are Joe Thompson an intrepid adventurer who must overcome his issues and bring destruction into every household he encounters on his rampage. "

"In command of one of the planet of Aethereus is an MMORTS with battling similar to the well known Old-timer Tractors. You awake trapped in an alternate reality where magic co-exists with science Pahelika: Revelations is the stand alone in a surreal black comedy exploration adventure game that takes players on mysterious and powerful modern day firepower and transports them to success."

"Hamster launchers. FINE."

I would play the poo poo out of those last three honestly.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003


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Choose to play with hundreds of authentic couples to discover their terrible secret. Desperately try in vain to keep your wife away from this all-you-can-eat buffet of high calorie gaming! Don't have enough time and get angry.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


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Play as Doug McGrave famous demon hunter for hire. SIX FRUITS BARE THEIR FANGS AT THE WORLD.

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Canopus250
Feb 17, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!



Sword and Shadow comes Ravensword: Shadowlands. Money Talks.

An all-you-can-shoot fest where you always need to be the next generation 2D platformer in the company of a fantasy-world tavern keeper and renovate the infamous Fortune’s Tavern amongst the pyramids of ancient myth legend and make a trip full of mysteries and danger on your own tropical dream island! Set during the early 19th century steamship.

It can also be thrown in the first place? Master the mystery of a truck and race on American highways.

In Warhammer® 40000® Space Marine® you are set on turning the earth’s surface into a five part episodic game series where your Judgement can mean the difference between a good employee! But all is as lethal as they struggle to reunify America.

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