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devil

https://natter.com/ everyone please follow me on "Natter" the new twitter where you can only say 3 words. my username is @pleasekillme

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devil

some examples of things ive posted on Natter:



devil

Here's another good one

devil

You can join Natter too and post your user names in here so you can get people to follow you. Natter. The three word social network

devil

Natter-- "just three words". Everyone please register and post your usernames here

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Post here... instead?

Robot Made of Meat

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devil

The link again is http://www.natter.com . Please register and post your funny three word jokes on that site. Not in this thread

Pizzatime

are you kidding me you need a drat smartphone to use this?

devil

no you can do it on the computer

Pizzatime

where do I register it just taked me to a box where I put in my phone number to get a link texted

Pizzatime

gently caress this poo poo

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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devil

Pizzatime posted:

where do I register it just taked me to a box where I put in my phone number to get a link texted

i'm getting in contact with their tech support about this.. please be patient

Pizzatime

dave. posted:

i'm getting in contact with their tech support about this.. please be patient

that's gonna be their reply, please be patient

Pizzatime

just a moment

Pizzatime

get a smartphone

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This seems lame.

devil

Three words... the opportunities are limitless. Bound only by your creativity. Natter.com

drilldo squirt

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

This seems lame.
No, don't you see? In this fast paced world we live in some people don't have time for all those words twitter lets you use. Natter is a twitter for a new driven generation.

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drilldo squirt posted:

No, don't you see? In this fast paced world we live in some people don't have time for all those words twitter lets you use. Natter is a twitter for a new driven generation.

I was just making a joke about only using 3 words...:sweatdrop:

drilldo squirt

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Does natter limit the length of the words? Can you just not use the space bar?

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devil

If you really wanted to, you could sneak in as many words as you want. but thats cheating

Manifisto


Thereya oopholeoop: usenix asmananay nonwordicles aswantering u. Thetha "Joycean social network."


ty nesamdoom!

Matoi Ryuko


If only there was a 4 word natter, or maybe a 5 word one.

fuck. marry. t-rex

Pizzatime posted:

where do I register it just taked me to a box where I put in my phone number to get a link texted

Haha he said taked lmao

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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Haha he said taked lmao

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drilldo squirt posted:

Does natter limit the length of the words? Can you just not use the space bar?

Yup. You can use dashes or periods (full-stops for our UK types), or anything but spaces, it seems.


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Robot Made of Meat

Matoi Ryuko posted:

If only there was a 4 word natter, or maybe a 5 word one.

Blatter or Splatter.

Dare we even dream of Wassamatter?


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Robot Made of Meat

Hell, I think it's funner to "natter" right here in our own safe space, free from those who will gather our personal data, pry into our contact lists, and serve up ads for products we hate.

As a Nattering Nabob of Positivism, I'll start:

Drink and chill.


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Pro Target

Matoi Ryuko posted:

If only there was a 4 word natter, or maybe a 5 word one.

lifehack: use the hashtag as the fourth word

Robot Made of Meat

Pro Target posted:

lifehack: use the hashtag as the fourth word

Well, Gee thanks #captainobvious


Millennials in a nutshell:

Normal Person: Hey everyone, here's a fun game. Let's express ourselves in three-word phrases.
Millennial: I know a way to hack this so we can get more words!
Normal Person: *Murder or suicide, that is the question*

Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Dec 10, 2015


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so if you can put as many periods and spaces as you want.... you could prob make a crude morse code out of hashtags as dashes

idk how hashtags work i just type normally when I use twitter and use hashtags only on facebook

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