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when i see someone crying, i know that it's only a saline eye solution, and doesn't pose any physical threat, so i leave them alone.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:19

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# ? Apr 17, 2024 00:51

posting smiling

when someone says "you're getting on my nerves" i can identify this statement as a metaphor. in other words, it's made up and not literal, so i ignore them.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:20

posting smiling

if someone honks at me in traffic, i simply recall that honking has no legal status in the traffic code, so i continue driving as usual.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:20

Pizzatime

calculating decision

# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:44

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

When people give me looks for taking all the free samples I simply recall that the sign doesn't state a limit and keep eating.

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# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:46

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lines are only enforced by social protocol so intelligent man should feel free to ignore them

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# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:47

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Going to the beach and taking pictures of people you don't know isn't illegal as it's a public space and can be a good source of income.

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# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:49

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Their is no logical reason for Halloween to have an age limit and it's only right to point this out to casuals who refuse to give you candy because you're 30.

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# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:51

google THIS

let me tell you something about tipping

# ? Dec 9, 2015 22:53

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

its not like language accuratly reflects reality anyway so i just ignore everything

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# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:05

posting smiling

when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:06

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

every morning i use reason to prove my own existence

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# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:08

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I eat soylent

# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:20

GEExCEE

drilldo squirt posted:

Lines are only enforced by social protocol so intelligent man should feel free to ignore them

This is Ayn Rand's philosophy in a nutshell

# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:28

GEExCEE

posting smiling posted:

when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:28

Manifisto

It may sound cruel to eat the deformed candies, broken pretzels, shattered nut pieces, etc. first, leaving the whole and healthy ones alone, but it's nature's way. The genetically fit snacks will reproduce and keep the species viable, benefiting the whole ecosystem.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:38

fuck. marry. t-rex

posting smiling posted:

if someone honks at me in traffic, i simply recall that honking has no legal status in the traffic code, so i continue driving as usual.

Agreedo

# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:40

fuck. marry. t-rex

posting smiling posted:

when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:40

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

When people ask me why I don't shower I show them pictures of the anime I bought with the money I saved.

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# ? Dec 9, 2015 23:42

alnilam

I estimated my time as being worth about $20/hr, and let me tell you, my friends and loved ones are racking up quite a debt...

# ? Dec 10, 2015 00:01

GEExCEE

drilldo squirt posted:

When people ask me why I don't shower I show them pictures of the anime I bought with the money I saved.

How's your search for Mrs Drilldo going

# ? Dec 10, 2015 00:06

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

food preparation is time-consuming. for maximum efficiency i use a moldy, rat-infested barn to blend large quantities of specific nutrient-having food into a bland snot slurry and bottle it

# ? Dec 10, 2015 00:13

alnilam

Lutha Mahtin posted:

food preparation is time-consuming. for maximum efficiency i use a moldy, rat-infested barn to blend large quantities of specific nutrient-having food into a bland snot slurry and bottle it

wow never knew the guy who invented soylent posted on byob

# ? Dec 10, 2015 00:16

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

GEExCEE posted:

How's your search for Mrs Drilldo going

surely that would be "mrs squirt"

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# ? Dec 10, 2015 00:18

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Nosfereefer posted:

surely that would be "mrs squirt"

Ha.

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# ? Dec 10, 2015 00:34

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

when someone tells me i'm in trouble and being disciplined, my temporal lobe lets me know "being in trouble" is only their head, not mine. therefore, they're the one with the problem.

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# ? Dec 10, 2015 00:59

google THIS

turns out I'm basically a cross between a robot and a bratty child. huh. good thing self-reflection is illogical

# ? Dec 10, 2015 01:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If I can hear myself think then you're not yelling at me loud enough for not living up to the same standards that you yourself can't live up to

-Ghandi

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# ? Dec 10, 2015 01:29

Pizzatime

I drove over a red light but my advanced knowledge of the world enables me to realize the true nature of our situation in relation to the universe so I know that it doesn't really matter as it is trivial compared to the experience of being able to understand the complex concept of what to do when encountering a red light while driving a vehicle.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 02:36

beer pal

posting smiling posted:

when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Dec 10, 2015 02:54

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

why does this guy keep telling me to "stop resisting"? the only thing i'm resisting is the urge to move away from him, because his yelling might be causing damage to my ears (damage that is non-repairable). i know that the pain and tears that i feel in my eyes now isn't ultimately harmful, because pepper spray is just an irritant. i can't see very well now though so i can't check if my knee is bleeding...

# ? Dec 10, 2015 04:03

the unabonger

posting smiling posted:

when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 05:27

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

if one pill makes me sort of tired, three or four will have me sleeping like a baby.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 06:12

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

i justify a boy's raising, abusing, and killing of pet animals as hobby. the emotion is a mother's failure and the grief of vegans

# ? Dec 10, 2015 09:02

Scaly Haylie

Pizzatime posted:

I drove over a red light

# ? Dec 10, 2015 10:03

Dr Cheeto

I made the reasonable choice and voted this thread a "2"

# ? Dec 11, 2015 23:41

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

As an elf I am a highly logical individual. If I see someone behaving illogically, I attack.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:42

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

That includes party members.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:43

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

DeepQantas posted:

That includes party members.

dammit but i really need to go to the bathroom. can't we break character for like 3 minutes? you can be SUCH an rear end sometimes :mad:

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:56

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# ? Apr 17, 2024 00:51

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

It's only logical to assume a truly libertarian society would have a healthy market in child slaves. The invisible hand of the free market would prevent any real abuses in this kind of system as their would be an economic incentive to keeping your property well cared for.

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# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:26

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