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Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Ristolaz posted:

*bethesda employee sees this and removes Oblivion from the steam store

# ? Jan 24, 2016 21:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:47

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZflVoZwbP4

Lmfao

# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:31

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

I like to think that it's physiologically impossible to not widen your eyes when the glass breaks on that theme song so even if Santino is a wonderful actor it's not entirely his fault.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:37

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

reignofevil posted:

*Thrusts sword at Mehrunes Dagon*

*He falls over comically*

*Run between his legs to watch a real man turn into a fire-dragon and turn into a statue*

10/10

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Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:57

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

reignofevil posted:

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

Thanks for continuing the epic story that got you probated already.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:00

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

reignofevil posted:

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

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freaking epic

# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:07

Mr. Sophistication: May 16, 2014; I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

You literally continuing to live has lead and will continue to lead to the deaths of hundreds, if not thousands, of third worlders. Probably even some of the egyptian protesters families, just so you can have nice pepsi when you are thirsty and cheap clothes to wear.

I am the cause of either an equal or greater suffering just by being alive as well.

However I think watching an entire squares worth of people turning to human hamburger would be cool to watch. (Edit Actually lemmie clarify, it would be cool to watch because it would look awesome aesthetically to see them all fall like domino's in a coordinated and bloody way and thus would look cool) Thus am human scum. Gotcha. Either way, gonna stop making GBS threads up the thread since this is actually interesting to watch and this conversation is boring as gently caress to read for anybody else I am sure.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:11

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

rediscover posted:

You literally continuing to live has lead and will continue to lead to the deaths of hundreds, if not thousands, of third worlders. Probably even some of the egyptian protesters families, just so you can have nice pepsi when you are thirsty and cheap clothes to wear.

I am the cause of either an equal or greater suffering just by being alive as well.

However I think watching an entire squares worth of people turning to human hamburger would be cool to watch. (Edit Actually lemmie clarify, it would be cool to watch because it would look awesome aesthetically to see them all fall like domino's in a coordinated and bloody way and thus would look cool) Thus am human scum. Gotcha. Either way, gonna stop making GBS threads up the thread since this is actually interesting to watch and this conversation is boring as gently caress to read for anybody else I am sure.

Uhhh, no. Actually you can make burgers from scratch way healthier AND cheaper than that with ingredients you probably have in your own home already.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:15

HORMELCHILI: Jan 13, 2010

youi cant make burgers without meat dumbass. who just has meat at their house?

# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:34

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

HORMELCHILI posted:

youi cant make burgers without meat dumbass. who just has meat at their house?

ive got some big meat on me at all times

# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:39

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

reignofevil posted:

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

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you are very cool my man

# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:44