- program666
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A giant carnivorous dinosaur
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same, I only knew about arrows, F, spacebar
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- extremebuff
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- frankenfreak
- Feb 16, 2007
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I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT
#bastionboogerbrigade
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Feb 18, 2016 20:01
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- Retarded_Clown_
- Feb 18, 2012
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Bump
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Apr 20, 2016 17:26
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- NickRoweFillea
- Sep 27, 2012
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doin thangs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xub0vRpTSJQ
"Son, we're leaving now.", my father called up to me from downstairs. "We won't be back until very late"
My father and mother were leaving for the opera for the night, and I was about to have the whole house to myself.
"Alright, I'll probably be asleep. See you tomorrow morning."
As I watched my parents SUV pull out of our driveway and down the street, I knew it was time for one thing and one thing only.
Weed, and Oblivion.
I ran and grabbed my 360, bong, and a sack of the good poo poo and hurried downstairs. It was time to plug my triple into the big screen. My 360 lit up with life (no red rings thank God), while I lit up the bong, and the world of Tamriel unfurled in front of my eyes.
I decided on creating a mage(natch) named Haroldus Kumarus. This was to be a Chill playthrough, where after rescuing Martin Septim I would stray from the main quest, choosing instead to walk, pick flowers and study the field of alchemy, and further my magical abilities. There. I was finished. He looked amazing. Perfectly sculpted and points skills wisely picked, I was ready to begin the story proper. It was an arduous journey through those Imperial Sewers, rife with danger indeed. Tragedy struck as the Emperor fell before me. I took another rip and continued on, and made my way to the exit. I was not prepared for the sight that awaited me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpALQ_zZdV4
(not sure how to take screenshots on360 but here it is anyway)
O H . MY. G O D...........
It was..... amazing. I don't know if it was the atmosphere, the music, or the dank...but it was the most beautiful sight my gaze had ever come upon in a video game. I actually felt a tear actually silently fall down my cheek. I was....home. That night I walked, explored, and quested to my hearts content. Eventually, while relaxing to the beautiful music, I slowly drifted off to sleep...I awoke the next morning feeling more refreshing and at peace with the world than I ever have in my entire life. For the next six months I did nothing but wake and bake and immediately head into the spellbinding world of Oblivion. That was how the majority of 2015 was spent for me and I don't for a second regret it. I implore anyone reading this who hasn't picked up this wonderful game, please, drive to your local Gamestop and pick a copy of this amazing journey today.
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Apr 20, 2016 17:33
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- Retarded_Clown_
- Feb 18, 2012
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Apr 20, 2016 18:57
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Apr 20, 2016 18:58
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- Scrub-Niggurath
- Nov 27, 2007
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ayy lmao
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Apr 20, 2016 19:01
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- Average Bear
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Apr 20, 2016 19:41
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- Mr. Sophistication
- May 16, 2014
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I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.
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It's 4/20 y'all. You know what that means right? Yup, it's the perfect day to get positively toasted off that sticky and lose yourself in the beautiful world of Tamriel. See you in the Imperial City, gamers. Toke on
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Apr 20, 2016 20:17
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- Scrub-Niggurath
- Nov 27, 2007
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It's 4/20 y'all. You know what that means right? Yup, it's the perfect day to get positively toasted off that sticky and lose yourself in the beautiful world of Tamriel. See you in the Imperial City, gamers. Toke on
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Apr 20, 2016 20:40
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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It's 4/20 y'all. You know what that means right? Yup, it's the perfect day to get positively toasted off that sticky and lose yourself in the beautiful world of Tamriel. See you in the Imperial City, gamers. Toke on
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Apr 20, 2016 20:44
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- extremely steampunk
- Sep 11, 2001
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lol
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Apr 20, 2016 20:50
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- extremebuff
- Jun 20, 2010
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standing in the woods, BRO. It's the 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺
oh, so you have me on snapchat
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Apr 20, 2016 21:15
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- Retarded_Clown_
- Feb 18, 2012
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It's 4/20 y'all. You know what that means right? Yup, it's the perfect day to get positively toasted off that sticky and lose yourself in the beautiful world of Tamriel. See you in the Imperial City, gamers. Toke on
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Apr 20, 2016 22:32
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- fozzy fosbourne
- Apr 21, 2010
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It's 4/20 y'all. You know what that means right? Yup, it's the perfect day to get positively toasted off that sticky and lose yourself in the beautiful world of Tamriel. See you in the Imperial City, gamers. Toke on
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Apr 20, 2016 23:51
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- Bolverkur
- Aug 9, 2012
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Oblivion and chill
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Apr 21, 2016 02:29
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- extremebuff
- Jun 20, 2010
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Apr 21, 2016 04:35
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- Scrub-Niggurath
- Nov 27, 2007
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lol wooooo
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Apr 21, 2016 05:00
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- Ristolaz
- Sep 29, 2005
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By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial
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Have you heard of the high elves
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Apr 21, 2016 05:05
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- Scrub-Niggurath
- Nov 27, 2007
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Have you heard of the high elves
hahahahhaha
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Apr 21, 2016 05:17
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- extremely steampunk
- Sep 11, 2001
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I can't stop watching that video
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Apr 21, 2016 09:44
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- net cafe scandal
- Mar 18, 2011
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Lmfao
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Apr 21, 2016 10:30
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- Knuc U Kinte
- Aug 17, 2004
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xub0vRpTSJQ
"Son, we're leaving now.", my father called up to me from downstairs. "We won't be back until very late"
My father and mother were leaving for the opera for the night, and I was about to have the whole house to myself.
"Alright, I'll probably be asleep. See you tomorrow morning."
As I watched my parents SUV pull out of our driveway and down the street, I knew it was time for one thing and one thing only.
Weed, and Oblivion.
I ran and grabbed my 360, bong, and a sack of the good poo poo and hurried downstairs. It was time to plug my triple into the big screen. My 360 lit up with life (no red rings thank God), while I lit up the bong, and the world of Tamriel unfurled in front of my eyes.
I decided on creating a mage(natch) named Haroldus Kumarus. This was to be a Chill playthrough, where after rescuing Martin Septim I would stray from the main quest, choosing instead to walk, pick flowers and study the field of alchemy, and further my magical abilities. There. I was finished. He looked amazing. Perfectly sculpted and points skills wisely picked, I was ready to begin the story proper. It was an arduous journey through those Imperial Sewers, rife with danger indeed. Tragedy struck as the Emperor fell before me. I took another rip and continued on, and made my way to the exit. I was not prepared for the sight that awaited me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpALQ_zZdV4
(not sure how to take screenshots on360 but here it is anyway)
O H . MY. G O D...........
It was..... amazing. I don't know if it was the atmosphere, the music, or the dank...but it was the most beautiful sight my gaze had ever come upon in a video game. I actually felt a tear actually silently fall down my cheek. I was....home. That night I walked, explored, and quested to my hearts content. Eventually, while relaxing to the beautiful music, I slowly drifted off to sleep...I awoke the next morning feeling more refreshing and at peace with the world than I ever have in my entire life. For the next six months I did nothing but wake and bake and immediately head into the spellbinding world of Oblivion. That was how the majority of 2015 was spent for me and I don't for a second regret it. I implore anyone reading this who hasn't picked up this wonderful game, please, drive to your local Gamestop and pick a copy of this amazing journey today.
Lmfao.
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Apr 21, 2016 10:32
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- Yobgoblin
- Mar 19, 2014
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Clapping Larry
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Stoned playing Oblivion
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Apr 21, 2016 22:06
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- In Training
- Jun 28, 2008
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Castlevania: Rondo of Blunt
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Apr 21, 2016 22:34
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- Scrub-Niggurath
- Nov 27, 2007
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dank souls
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Apr 23, 2016 02:06
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