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iceyman
Jul 11, 2001

I blame Toshimo

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Our Yuletide Story So Far:

Some Numbers - Helo (MIL)
Toshimo
Cocks Cable - Anders (PIL)/Roslin (POL)/Cain (MIL)
Arivia
Brony Hunter
Metos - some bullshit idk, i'll figure it out later

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
I'll take Hoshi/Lee/Zarek in that order, please.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I am really confused that Toshimo hasn't posted yet. Hopefully he and Arivia chime in soon so we can get the fun started!

Some Numbers - Helo (MIL)
Toshimo
Cocks Cable - Anders (PIL)/Roslin (POL)/Cain (MIL)
Arivia
Brony Hunter - Hoshi (MIL)/Lee (PIL)/Zarek :suicide: (POL)
Metos - some bullshit idk, i'll figure it out later

Podima fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Dec 12, 2015

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The other hallmark of Podima Games is that I start drinking and get hilariously mad at my players.

:siren: TOSHIMO AND ARIVIA SHOULD PICK CHARACTERS INSTEAD OF DOING OTHER THINGS THAT ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN MY BSG GAME ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!! :siren:

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Podima posted:

The other hallmark of Podima Games is that I start drinking and get hilariously mad at my players.

:siren: TOSHIMO AND ARIVIA SHOULD PICK CHARACTERS INSTEAD OF DOING OTHER THINGS THAT ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN MY BSG GAME ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!! :siren:

On the plus side, if they don't check in, I don't have to be around tomorrow, because I don't get a first turn anyway!

iceyman
Jul 11, 2001

You still gotta play cards into your crisis. Or did you already forget? A classic cylon tell.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Cocks Cable posted:

You still gotta play cards into your crisis. Or did you already forget? A classic cylon tell.

Yeah, I guess that's fair. drat.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
iPadposting, Dee/Boomer/Roslin.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Some Numbers - Helo (MIL)
Toshimo - Literally The Worst
Cocks Cable - Anders (PIL)/Roslin (POL)/Cain (MIL)
Arivia - Dee (SPT)/Boomer (PIL)/Roslin (POL)
Brony Hunter - Hoshi (MIL)/Lee (PIL)/Zarek :suicide: (POL)
Metos - some bullshit idk, i'll figure it out later

Metos
Nov 25, 2005

Sup Ladies
Heading to bed in a couple hours, if Toshimo doesn't pick politics then choose Roslin since everyone else is super into picking her for some reason, if he does pick politics, seelix seems good with Dee and hoshi being our other eng draws.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Some Numbers - Admiral Helo (MIL)
Toshimo - President Tory (POL)
Cocks Cable - CAG Anders (PIL)
Arivia - Dee (SPT)
Brony Hunter - Hoshi (MIL)
Metos - Seelix (SPT)

I wish we had Fat Lee as an option. Honestly, most of the POL options are lame presidents.

Gimme (2 POL)(1 LEA).

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
AND SORRY I WAS ASLEEP.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
You know as well as I that sleep is no excuse in Podima games.

Also, give me 1 LEA 2 TAC.

Metos
Nov 25, 2005

Sup Ladies
Cool, sleep time for reals for me, so to hopefully speed this up:

# # if the crisis doesn't match my colours since I don't have green/yellow/red then preload play zero in every case that isn't 'I'm a cylon and it's legendary discovery'

Metos fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Dec 12, 2015

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
## Gimme 2 TAC, 1 LEA

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Sleep is for the weak.

Final Lineup is:

Some Numbers - Admiral Helo (MIL) - Starting Draw
Toshimo - President Tory (POL) - 2 POL 1 LEA
Cocks Cable - CAG Anders (PIL) - 2 TAC 1 LEA
Arivia - Dee (SPT) - 1 LEA 2 TAC
Brony Hunter - Hoshi (MIL) - 2 TAC 1 LEA
Metos - Seelix (SPT) - 2 TAC 1 ENG

After how badly the dice hosed humans last game, I'm pleased to see all of the 'frak you die rolls' characters coming up this game.

Starting hands and loyalty cards going out shortly! Once we have a majority of people confirm loyalty, I'll draw Helo's Crisis.

Action Queue:
==> All Players: Confirm Loyalty
==> Podima: Process Helo's Turn

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Metos posted:

Cool, sleep time for reals for me, so to hopefully speed this up:

# # if the crisis doesn't match my colours since I don't have green/yellow/red then preload play zero in every case that isn't 'I'm a cylon and it's legendary discovery'

Also I appreciate the intent to keep this moving while you're asleep in upside-down land, but in the future do preloads by PM please!

All loyalty/hands have been sent out, including Helo's starting draw. Off we go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkmglawA2w

Podima fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Dec 12, 2015

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
##confirm loyalty

Also Toshimo as a way to prove you're not a toaster, please airlock yourself on your first action. Thanks in advance.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
## CONFIRM GREAT HUMANITY

Also, Tory only airlocks Cally. :colbert:

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Also, round 1 gonna be awful with Helo/Anders combo.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Toshimo posted:

Also, round 1 gonna be awful with Helo/Anders combo.

My drawback is way better than Anders'. Go frak yourself.

##Confirm Loyalty.

iceyman
Jul 11, 2001

## confirm loyalty

Agreed with Arivia. Airlock Toshimo turn 1. It's the only way to be sure.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
We can't! I can't take an Action!

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Too bad your Admiral is too busy making out with his psycho robot girlfriend in SPAAAAACE to be able to airlock me before I get a turn.

iceyman
Jul 11, 2001

If you don't reveal on your turn, I will airlock you on mine. You hear me? I'm coming for you!!!!!

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Eh, 4/6 is good enough for me.

pre:
TURN 1.1

==> Some Numbers (Admiral Karl "Helo" Agathon [5, 2N, OPG])
  * Toshimo (President Tory Foster [3, 1QC, OPG])
  * Cocks Cable (CAG Samuel T. Anders [3, OPG])
  * Arivia (Anastasia "Dee" Dualla [3, OPG])
  * Brony Hunter (Louis Hoshi [3, OPG])
  * Metos (Diana "Hardball" Seelix [3, OPG])

Fleet Status

Food       07/07      Regular Vipers   2 Active, 4 in Reserve, 0 Damaged, 0 Destroyed
Fuel       08/08      Viper Mark VIIIs 0 Active, 4 in Reserve, 0 Damaged, 0 Destroyed
Morale     09/09      Assault Raptors  0 Active, 1 in Reserve, 0 Destroyed, 3 Not In Play
Population 10/10      Regular Raptors  4 in Reserve, 0 Destroyed

Distance 0/8 (N/A)
DEFCON Level 7
Raiders Destroyed 0
Jump Prep Track [X]-[ ]-[ ]-[  Risk3]-[  Risk1]-[  Auto Jump]
Cylon Boarding [0]-[0]-[0]-[0]-[Humans Lose]

Civs Remaining (12)
2 Pop            x2
1 Pop            x6
1 Pop & 1 Morale x1
1 Pop & 1 Fuel   x1
Empty            x2

Civs Destroyed (0)
N/A

Galactica  (0/6 Damage)
FTL Control -- 
Weapons Control -- 
Command -- 
Communications -- Arivia (Dee), Brony Hunter (Hoshi)
Admiral’s Quarters -- 
Research Lab -- 
Hangar Deck -- 
Armory -- Cocks Cable (Anders), Metos (Seelix)
Sickbay -- 
Brig -- 

Pegasus (0/4 Damage)
Pegasus CIC -- 
Airlock -- 
Main Batteries -- 
Engine Room -- 

Colonial One 
Quorum Chamber -- 
Press Room -- Toshimo (Tory)
President’s Office -- 
Administration -- 

Cylon Locations
Caprica -- 
Cylon Fleet -- 
Human Fleet --   
Resurrection Ship -- 

Off-Ship:
Stranded -- Some Numbers (Helo)

DRADIS

\      BRAVO   |   CHARLIE    /  
 \             |             /
  \            |            /
   \           |           /
    \          |          /
     \         |         /
      \        |        /
       \       |       / 
        \      |      / 
         \     |     / 
          \    |    / 
  Basestar1\   |   / CivA    
A  Raiderx3 \  |  / CivB      D
L            \ | /            E
P             \|/             L
H             /|\             T
A            / | \            A
            /  |  \  
           /   |   \ 
          /    |    \ 
         /     |     \ 
        /      |      \ 
       /       |       \ 
      /        |        \ 
     /         |         \ 
    /  Viperx1 | Viperx1  \ 
   /           |           \ 
  /            |            \
 /             |             \
/    FOXTROT   |   ECHO       \

Basestar Damage:
Basestar1 (0/3) - N/A

Special Rules:
N/A
Helo is Stranded! But it looks like Santa left him a present - what will he do with it?

pre:
CRISIS: Crippled Raider 

Current Player Chooses 
Skill Check: TAC/ENG = 10 
PASS: +1 Jump Prep 
FAIL: -1 Population

OR 

Roll a die. If 4 or lower, place 3 raiders in ALPHA and 1 civilian ship in DELTA

POST CRISIS: Activate Raiders, +1 Jump Prep
Action Queue:
==> Brony Hunter/Metos: Confirm Loyalty
==> Some Numbers (Admiral Helo): Crisis Decision

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Toshimo, you got an InvCom?

iceyman
Jul 11, 2001

Very nice. Can help only a little on the check. But I can remove DD too if you want.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
I'll get this out of the way: ##Take the check, 100%

Blocking DD could be good, unless there's a StP floating around?

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Some Numbers posted:

Toshimo, you got an InvCom?

I do not. I am of no help on this check.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Helo opts to open the present!

pre:
Skill Check: TAC/ENG = 10 
PASS: +1 Jump Prep 
FAIL: -1 Population
By preload, Toshimo plays 0.

Action Queue:
==> Brony Hunter/Metos: Confirm Loyalty
==> All Players but Toshimo: Play into the Check

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
##Confirm Loyalty.

I can help a little into this if we're going for it?

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Blocking the DD would be useful, but I'd like the rest of the crew to check in, because Reckless is super dangerous with the new Treachery.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Some Numbers posted:

Blocking the DD would be useful, but I'd like the rest of the crew to check in, because Reckless is super dangerous with the new Treachery.

What's the worst that could happen? :rolleyes:

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Do you have the ability to block the DD, SN?

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them

Brony Hunter posted:

Do you have the ability to block the DD, SN?

Sorry, just read that Cocks has that skill. My bad.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Toshimo posted:

What's the worst that could happen? :rolleyes:

We could get more Raiders and draw a bunch of Treachery? I guess I can't go to Sickbay, but I definitely don't want a Mutiny card on turn 1.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Some Numbers has failed the sarcasm test. Confirmed toaster.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Toshimo posted:

Some Numbers has failed the sarcasm test. Confirmed toaster.

Sorry, but being in charge of you frakwits while on the surface of other planet and having to dose myself with radiation meds makes me a little testy.

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