Eating candy canes in the shower

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Chrs

the best place to eat candy canes this year is in the shower and here is why:

1. Generally candy canes can get your hands quite sticky. This is not a problem in the shower because you can just rinse your fingers under the shower head whenever you please.

2. Candy canes have a natural hook shape so if you ever feel like taking a break from eating, you can just hang them off of the little bar you usually hang your shower gel off of.

3. It provides a Christmassy experience for your bathroom. A part of the house typically lacking in Christmas festivities.

As you can plainly see the shower is a great option candy cane consumption this year. You could also experiment with other foods if you are feeling bold.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 21:03

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it would have to go better than eating chili in the shower, I tell you that much *grumble*

# ? Dec 12, 2015 21:07

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Caution: attempting to eat a candy cane while it's hooked on a shower implement just results in a lot of water getting into your eyes along with painful shampoo residue that doesn't include a No More Tears (R) formula.

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# ? Dec 12, 2015 21:22

alnilam

Candy canes also go well with the refreshing sensation and smell of peppermint castile soap

# ? Dec 12, 2015 21:24

alnilam

I can't read the whole dr bronners label without a sugar boost

# ? Dec 12, 2015 21:25

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I tried to hang my bar of soap off a bar and it kept falling, 1/5 stars, at least the soap smells nice

# ? Dec 12, 2015 22:22

FreshCutFries

shower beers? shower candy canes? how about shower feasts, mother fuckers

# ? Dec 12, 2015 22:28

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candy cane silly straw- game, set and match

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# ? Dec 12, 2015 22:43

Chrs

Thingyman posted:

shower beers? shower candy canes? how about shower feasts, mother fuckers

What about a restaurant where you shower whilst you eat?

# ? Dec 13, 2015 01:01

platonicbackrub

What about a shower but you never get out of it and when you need to shower you open a door and youre in a bigger shower or something

# ? Dec 13, 2015 02:36

FutonForensic

platonicbackrub posted:

What about a shower but you never get out of it and when you need to shower you open a door and youre in a bigger shower or something

that's what heaven is. the angel had to say "be not afraid" to the shepherds because everyone was grossed out by how pruny it was.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 04:40

joke_explainer

Zorodius posted:

it would have to go better than eating chili in the shower, I tell you that much *grumble*

Just imagining this big overly heavy pot of chili and you're trying to eat it with a wooden spoon and there's soap and foam and water spewing into it and you're like 'ughh!! this isn't working at all! just trying to save time getting my chili in before work!!'

# ? Dec 13, 2015 05:44

google THIS

trying to eat an ice cream cone in the shower is the saddest thing

# ? Dec 13, 2015 06:45

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Some ppl like soggy potato chips. :colbert:

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# ? Dec 13, 2015 21:01

Manifisto

This is genius! If I hold the candy cane in my teeth and hook the other end over the shower curtain rod, I can finally wash the bottoms of my feet!

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# ? Dec 13, 2015 21:20

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I prepare most of my food in the shower.

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# ? Dec 14, 2015 00:40

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Spent too much time eating candy canes in the shower and ran out of hot water and then I got a candy cane stuck in my hair and it stuck there with the cold water

# ? Dec 14, 2015 01:19

google THIS

I take military showers so I have to crunch down 98% of the candy cane

# ? Dec 14, 2015 02:04

GEExCEE

I do this with peaches, op

# ? Dec 14, 2015 02:26

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:47

Jukeboxblues

I like to do this with sherbet as it makes it a fun challenge to eat as much as I can before it dissolves. It's like a time trail level in mario kart but instead of me racing around as Wario I am Wario and the race is the sherbet and I can never win because Peach always hits me with her red shell.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 12:43

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