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how are your spirits
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i hope you didn't get sent to the hospital near the middle school graveyard.... if so... rip...
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death sext posted:how are your spirits I would say they are bright, much like the color of my colon atm
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Just say NO to death. I learned that in school.
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Qwerinty posted:i hope you didn't get sent to the hospital near the middle school graveyard.... if so... rip... I'm at a hospital near a film school. How much danger does that put me in?
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Just say NO to death. I learned that in school. All these years I've been praying for death like some kind of chump... Matoi you may have just saved my life
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:I'm at a hospital near a film school. How much danger does that put me in? should be fine ---------------- |
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I have to pee but I'm also hooked up to an IV. This is my struggle
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Good luck with your colon troubles.
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:All these years I've been praying for death like some kind of chump... Matoi you may have just saved my life Yer welcome.
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what are your long term goals re: your colon?
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drilldo squirt posted:Good luck with your colon troubles. Thank you drilldo I will think of you during the most trying moments of this experience
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death sext posted:what are your long term goals re: your colon? I guess hmm... I would say my main goal is returning my colon to a state that doesn't require several doctors inserting their fingers into it. Also if I didn't die that would be tight
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have you tried eating some iron and then attaching a powerful magnet to your toilet (instructions online)
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addendum: and/or letting Jesus take the wheel?
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I have not tried to pull turds out of my butt via a high powered magnet or consult Jesus about my condition. I will discuss these options with my doctor
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platonicbackrub posted:POP LOL Please don't epicly own me in my thread this is a sensitive time for me
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:Please don't epicly own me in my thread this is a sensitive time for me IM SORRY LOL |
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Goddamn I seriously have to pee. Is this one of those things you yell "nurse! Nurse!" for?
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Just go pee. Pee in you are hospital bed. Pee in you are night gown. |
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have you considered the legal ramifications of your pees and poops? squatters rights and all
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:Goddamn I seriously have to pee. Is this one of those things you yell "nurse! Nurse!" for? Yes! Or press the call button if you have one!
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Lmao it turns out IV bags lift right off the stand who knew
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:Lmao it turns out IV bags lift right off the stand who knew i knew i just didnt want to post too many times in a row |
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If the answer is everyone don't tell me. I don't want to know
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i thought this thread was about bitcoins
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Ace of Baes posted:if you need a finger in the butt...lets just say i know a guy I really appreciate the offer but after having fingers professionally inserted into my butt several times I think I'm ready to put it behind me
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:I really appreciate the offer but after having fingers professionally inserted into my butt several times I think I'm ready to put it behind me heh nice
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do you have ulcerative colitis or something? if so i will take out your colon for you we could probably get a gold mine thread out of it if i live post it
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The be why oh be inflamed colon youtube series |
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HUSKY DILF posted:do you have ulcerative colitis or something? if so i will take out your colon for you we could probably get a gold mine thread out of it if i live post it ill do the job for a buck less than what this doctor will charge |
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HUSKY DILF posted:do you have ulcerative colitis or something? if so i will take out your colon for you we could probably get a gold mine thread out of it if i live post it I should be getting my scan any moment so I'll be sure to let you know. Looking forward to byob stardom no matter the cost
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:The be why oh be inflamed colon youtube series It's a shame I'm not twitch streaming this or something I know, but liveposting will have to do
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:I should be getting my scan any moment so I'll be sure to let you know. Looking forward to byob stardom no matter the cost be that patient that insists on looking at their own scan, then make it obvious that you are filming it for an online second opinion the doctors will be impressed by your ability to shop around for value and how you are taking charge of your own medical care
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i do actually hope you get better buddy i'm sorry you are in the hospital again i just have a lot of comments to make on this sort of thing witty and otherwise
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