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Budget Prefuse posted:so here i am relaxing on the second day of christmas when i hear something being thrown against my door. i open it to find a brown package with no address or name on it but it's covered in blood and smells like piss so i'm PRETTY sure it's from my B Y O B secret santa! (squee!) https://twitter.com/sallymiakki |
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Budget Prefuse posted:so here i am relaxing on the second day of christmas when i hear something being thrown against my door. i open it to find a brown package with no address or name on it but it's covered in blood and smells like piss so i'm PRETTY sure it's from my B Y O B secret santa! (squee!) lol |
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Budget Prefuse posted:so here i am relaxing on the second day of christmas when i hear something being thrown against my door. i open it to find a brown package with no address or name on it but it's covered in blood and smells like piss so i'm PRETTY sure it's from my B Y O B secret santa! (squee!)
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:26 |
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upload a harmonica version of the byob reggae to tindeck thanks |
# ? Dec 27, 2015 00:29 |
this went really well this year,
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 07:24 |
im going to kill myself
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:06 |
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weird posted:im going to kill myself Please do not kill yourself, blub. |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:44 |
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i'm worried about the secret santa gifts. |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:00 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:46 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:31 |
Santee has not posted about presents yet, haven't received my own A lone tear forms in Santa's eye and begins rolling down his cheek, only to be frozen half way. "Ho, ho, h-awwww"
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:30 |
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weird posted:im going to kill myself hurf de durf |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 15:53 |
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post your DAMNB gifts |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 16:04 |
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goddamnit |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 19:15 |
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just got back from the post office. apparently part of my gift, a liquid, exploded in the packaging. it's a loving mess. luckily the other gifts are unharmed. replacing the liquid gift now and will reship today :/ |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 19:17 |
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Not the explosion I was looking for |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:08 |
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Sorry thread. So, my gift arrived well on time and nice looking and everything. Here it was: Here it was again: And here's what was in it! (actually only the game was in it but yeah) Dixit! Pretty cool game if you have imaginative friends. 3 player minimum, and unfortunately we only have two people immediately available right now, but I'll bring it in to my department once vacation is over and it'll give us something else to play while desperately avoiding actual responsibilities, so pretty sweet. Thanks Schmeichy of the Ladies Chatting Thread! Whoever you are. Don't know why the thread is so dead this year. Too bad. I kinda wonder if closing the previous thread made people kind of lose track of everything going on. It's a lot of work having to find and click a whole new thread and add it to your favourites, rather than just follow the one you've already posted in. Exhausting. |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:13 |
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Theglavwen posted:Thanks Schmeichy of the Ladies Chatting Thread! Whoever you are. You're welcome! I couldn't asked for a better use of my gift than shirking work Happy slacking! |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:12 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 07:50 |
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How'd they fit the cat in the box? |
# ? Dec 30, 2015 08:09 |
Theglavwen posted:How'd they fit the cat in the box? he came freeze dried, i just had to add water. ---------------- |
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 12:13 |
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dixit is a great game. that is an excellent present |
# ? Dec 30, 2015 12:19 |
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so many tiny dinosaurs also a rad skeleton key necklace, two pewter castles, 2 false mustaches, butter toffee that is the majestic work of Satan himself, a clever little device for handling hot bowls, a "Mary Jane" scented candle (really good) many candies not shown because I already ate them and also a big rear end bag of delicious homemade caramel corn, cool body decals that Santa made clear were from the bargain bin,, a whippitz balloon (you can never have too many of these imo) delicious smelling beard oils for mister cunty, an antler for Boutros that she loves more than me or anything else in the world, and a ball of catnip and several yarn toys for porch, only two of which I can find right now bc the cat is a toy hoarder and I haven't found where she's keeping her current stash yet I think I got the best Santa of all time and I love her
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 21:12 |
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My good friend Rusty Staub must have known that I was big into camping and poo poo cause he/she got me a flint and steel! I've already used it to start a pretty dece bonfire Then I got a glow-inthe-dark beer koozy which will be useful for when I get drunk outside and can't find my beer in the dark! It actually does glow in the dark but the glowing is hard to capture in a photo without having a real camera with a timed lens, whic h Ido but that camera uses film and hell if i'm gonna go through a roll to prove it glows in the dark just believe me okay anyway here is the koozie pictured with my third gift, the best and most byob shirt ever thank you rusty staub!! and a very happy holidays to all of my posting pals, including my santee who i hope got their gift
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 21:37 |
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that shirt. |
# ? Dec 30, 2015 22:06 |
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glad ya liked it!! I will post my own gifts this week sometime, honest |
# ? Dec 31, 2015 05:52 |
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Rusty Staub posted:glad ya liked it!! please send me a shirt |
# ? Dec 31, 2015 06:14 |
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i am the worst santee ever i got three really cool gifts this year: this is a paper mache crab that went to the top of my Christmas tree. I think the three wise men would have had a better time crossing the desert if they could tell people they were following a giant star crab to find the Messiah and also a really cool card game and some interesting napkins. I used them when my in-laws were visiting the new baby and my father in law was confused and puzzled by them its a good thing to have him slightly off his game I am horrible both because i'm posting this so late, but also because I lost the card that came with them and I don't remember the awesome poster who sent them to me so if that person was you THANK YOU for the awesome gifts and you are a great santa
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 07:47 |
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This dog |
# ? Jan 2, 2016 08:11 |
i loved mille bornes when i was a kid but i tried playing it again more recently and i was disappointed..
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 09:58 |
it definitely has style anyway, good aesthetic
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 09:58 |
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merry xmas husky dilf, in the spirit of christ our savior who was born this day, i forgive you
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 18:55 |
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Rusty Staub posted:glad ya liked it!! |
# ? Jan 6, 2016 03:11 |
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I deserve this |
# ? Jan 6, 2016 03:48 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 03:51 |
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the first thing i got was this sweet-looking book, which i guess is part of a Nathan For You thing? i still haven't watched that show, but i'll get on it soon cuz i hear good things the SECOND thing i got was this batshit wonderful dog blanket thank you, [i'm-not-100%-sure-who-sent-these]! |
# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:14 |
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holy poo poo a madison blanket
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:31 |
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alnilam posted:holy poo poo a madison blanket omg |
# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:35 |
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Woah, check out this hot load! What a nice time. Thank you Santa for a bright life. I got hammered using this kit. My cats loved the crinkle peps. |
# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:36 |
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Rusty Staub posted:
oh no did my card not show up |
# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:49 |