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Max
Nov 30, 2002



I am literally undunkable.

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Max
Nov 30, 2002



garthoneeye posted:

I'm fine voting Max again to see what happens as long as Pmom is number 2.

##vote Max

This is chicken-poo poo. You clearly believe my motivations and claims, so why not just cut out the middle man and vote for PMom? I don't care if I'm number 1 or not.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

This is how Davos feels.
This is how Davos feels all the time.



Votecount for Day 3

King Sin (2): Pinterest Mom, VivaNova
Pinterest Mom (2): Max, Opopanax
Max (1): imgay, garthoneeye, garthoneeye

Not Voting (5): garthoneeye, Hal Incandenza, King Sin, PERPETUAL IDIOT, SirSamVimes

With 10 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 30th, 2015 at 10 p.m. EST -- that's in about 3 hours, 9 minutes.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

This is how Davos feels.
This is how Davos feels all the time.



Still in danger: Opop, CPig, Idiot, PinMom

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


Max posted:

This is chicken-poo poo. You clearly believe my motivations and claims, so why not just cut out the middle man and vote for PMom? I don't care if I'm number 1 or not.

Speaking for myself, I don't have a good gauge on your motivations. You've been pretty unhelpful for town so far with your D2 play getting a town killed that nobody voted for, and asking to get vigged.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Hey Max, what happens if you self vote

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


Danger Danger Danger Danger Danger: Incoming

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013



Max posted:

This is chicken-poo poo. You clearly believe my motivations and claims, so why not just cut out the middle man and vote for PMom? I don't care if I'm number 1 or not.

We were interested in testing your undunkable claim. That no longer seems to be happening, so you're right.
##vote Pmom

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


imgay posted:

Danger Danger Danger Danger Danger: Incoming

It's bad to be in danger.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


I don't like being in danger either

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


stranger danger

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


Opopanax posted:

Hey Max, what happens if you self vote

It's an interesting thought, but why would he? We don't have anything to threaten him with if he refuses.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


It would be interesting.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AITmnpipMJk

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003



You're safe my friend. I didn't watch the video but I am interested in the opinion of the two babes in the preview.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_Hxvitzm8

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


Just to add something halfway worthwhile, how do we feel about PMom not being too interested in getting safe?

VivaNova
Sep 12, 2009

The most epic adventure ever undertaken

CapnAndy posted:

Still in danger: CPig

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003



It's bad but he's just a few posts away.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


It's looking like there won't be much more discussion. Stay tuned for my exciting vote.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


fart fa far far fa fart faart?

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


##vote Pinterest Mom

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


imgay posted:

fart fa far far fa fart faart?

Interesting argument. Would love to see what PMom or CPig think about it.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

Interesting argument. Would love to see what PMom or CPig think about it.

faahr fart fart fart art?

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


imgay posted:

faahr fart fart fart art?

I'm sorry but I can't agree.

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013



PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

Just to add something halfway worthwhile, how do we feel about PMom not being too interested in getting safe?

Should we vote someone else to get two kills at the end of the day?

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


garthoneeye posted:

Should we vote someone else to get two kills at the end of the day?

I think it's a 50-50 chance of being mod killed or replaced. I don't think it looks good though if anyone was on the fence.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffff art

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

This is how Davos feels.
This is how Davos feels all the time.



You know, if I post even one more time, I'll be putting a lot of people back in danger.


Ooops!

Votecount for Day 3

Pinterest Mom (4): Max, Opopanax, garthoneeye, PERPETUAL IDIOT
King Sin (2): Pinterest Mom, VivaNova
Max (1): imgay, garthoneeye, garthoneeye

Not Voting (3): Hal Incandenza, King Sin, SirSamVimes

With 10 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 30th, 2015 at 10 p.m. EST -- that's in about 19 minutes.

VivaNova
Sep 12, 2009

The most epic adventure ever undertaken

too quiet~

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003


I think Hal may not be expecting to be in trouble. Hopefully he's aroind.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I have zero reason to vote for myself, so I'm not going to do that.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

This is how Davos feels.
This is how Davos feels all the time.



Hal was close and tried, and PMom is now lynched, so I will be merciful and not unleash completely random judgement upon you all.

Final Votecount for Day 3

Pinterest Mom (4): Max, Opopanax, garthoneeye, PERPETUAL IDIOT
King Sin (2): Pinterest Mom, VivaNova
Max (1): imgay, garthoneeye, garthoneeye

Not Voting (3): Hal Incandenza, King Sin, SirSamVimes.


The convention was in disarray as Max ran around sucking up all the oxygen out of the room because nobody could get rid of him no matter how big of a jerk he was. As the other candidates learned to deal with that, discussion turned to Pinterest Mom, who was being extremely quiet.

"Pinterest Mom is being extremely quiet! Maybe she's a Democrat trying to lay low!"
"Hey, yeah! That is something Democrats do! Let's get her!"

Pinterest Mom had some stuff to say in self-defense, but not much, and it wasn't very convincing anyway, so they kicked her out.

Pinterest Mom, aka Marco Rubio, As Close To Moderate As It Gets, has been lynched!

...wait. No, that was a cheap rubber mask. And that's a very distinctive pantsuit, come to think of it.

Pinterest Mom, aka Hillary Clinton, Front-runner (Scum Godfather Ninja), has been lynched! It is now Night 3! Get me your night actions!

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at Dec 31, 2015 around 20:19

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

This is how Davos feels.
This is how Davos feels all the time.



Day 4 dawns and reveals an unusually nasty night.

An anonymous hit-piece was leaked to the media overnight, showing that Hal Incandenza was actually born in Canada and is thus not a native-born citizen of the United States and therefore disqualified from being President, even though his parents were unquestionably American and birthright citizenship also flows through the parents. And since all the birther arguments against Obama were based on pure love for the law and not any racist dogwhistle bullshit, the Republicans were forced to apply the same stringent standards to their own candidate.

Hal Incandenza, aka Ted Cruz, Procedural Tantrum-Thrower (Town Lynchproof) was killed in the night!

Meanwhile, Democratic activist groups released video of Opopanax showing him hugging Barack Obama that one time. Haha, so much for that guy.

Opopanax, aka Chris Christie, Obstructionist Bully (Town Jailer) was killed in the night!


It is now Day 4! Day 4 will end on Sunday at 9 pm EST.

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at Dec 31, 2015 around 20:19

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


i hate myself

VivaNova
Sep 12, 2009

The most epic adventure ever undertaken


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJXyipuHlao

i miss Christie already

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008





They were RINOs anyway.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


I would have killed me too, go town!

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Max
Nov 30, 2002



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