[MAFIA] GOP Presidential Primary Mafia

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Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

I'd like to admit that if I could vote, I would unironically vote for O'M.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 18:00

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:18

King Sin: Aug 19, 2008

i'm going to link your post to the o'malley campaign as he may want to personally greet his first supporter.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 19:24

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

# ? Dec 18, 2015 23:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hooray! Abject begging works!

Role PMs going out now.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Role PMs are out! I will set up votefinder later but let's call it Day 1, to end Sunday at 10 pm EST? Sound good?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:16

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Got my pm. I am not Donald trump.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:18

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

I got my PM. I am a Daycop

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:23

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

I hope we're all ready to take this country in a new direction!

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:25

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

confirming vt

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:25

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Confirming that, regardless of actual role PM, my real hidden win condition is that everyone one of you fuckers dies slowly and painfully.

Where's Ted Cruz? Anyone have a dayvig?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:51

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Confirming

# ? Dec 19, 2015 00:59

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

CapnAndy posted:

I have no comment on if alternate win conditions exist

Yeah, I just want to clarify, I'm not even talking about official, real win conditions. I'm just trying to get as many pricks killed as possible.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:04

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Opopanax posted:

Confirming

So ... Mike Huckabee?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:05

Max: Nov 30, 2002

loving confirmed.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:05

Max: Nov 30, 2002

spacing in vienna posted:

Confirming that, regardless of actual role PM, my real hidden win condition is that everyone one of you fuckers dies slowly and painfully.

Where's Ted Cruz? Anyone have a dayvig?

You're gonna lose.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:06

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

CapitalistPig posted:

Got my pm. I am Donald trump.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:09

Max: Nov 30, 2002

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

That's not what he said. Lynch all loser liars ##vote Anonymous

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:10

Max: Nov 30, 2002

EXAKT Science posted:

I got my PM. I am a Daycop

Shoot me.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:13

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Max posted:

Shoot me.

Oh wait, you're not a vig. Lame.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:13

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Max posted:

That's not what he said. Lynch all loser liars ##vote Anonymous

Ughhh max I was saying that I am trump

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:18

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

##daycop spacing in vienna

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:18

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Max posted:

You're gonna lose.

I'm town. I don't exactly want to win. I want all of town dead ASAP.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:19

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

EXAKT Science posted:

##daycop spacing in vienna

Sorry to make you waste your daycop. I'm boring and town.

Which is a shame. I wish I was a serial killer. I don't even have a vig or anything.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:20

Max: Nov 30, 2002

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Ughhh max I was saying that I am trump

Like I said, lynch all lying losers.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:20

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

spacing in vienna posted:

Sorry to make you waste your daycop. I'm boring and town.

Which is a shame. I wish I was a serial killer. I don't even have a vig or anything.

Not a waste if I confirm my posting friend spacing as town

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:20

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

EXAKT Science posted:

Not a waste if I confirm my posting friend spacing as town

Awwwww.

Wait. You're not Ted Cruz, are you? I've assigned myself Ted Cruz's personal lyncher.

Apparently I do not technically have that role. ~~DETAILS~~

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:22

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

spacing in vienna posted:

Awwwww.

Wait. You're not Ted Cruz, are you? I've assigned myself Ted Cruz's personal lyncher.

Apparently I do not technically have that role. ~~DETAILS~~

I am not Ted Cruz.

btw, spacing is TOWN

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:24

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

we are all posting friends here in the republican party

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:24

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

SirSamVimes posted:

we are all posting friends here in the republican party

Do you have any idea how sad I am that I'm not a dayvig?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:28

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

spacing in vienna posted:

Do you have any idea how sad I am that I'm not a dayvig?

I'm a DayVig also.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:29

Max: Nov 30, 2002

I dare you to shoot me with your loser gun.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:29

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

spacing in vienna posted:

Do you have any idea how sad I am that I'm not a dayvig?

Are you not a dayvig? Or is that just what you want Ted Cruz to think? :tinfoil:

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:30

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Who do you all think I should shoot?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:31

Max: Nov 30, 2002

I don't think you have the guts to do it.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:32

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

SirSamVimes posted:

Are you not a dayvig? Or is that just what you want Ted Cruz to think?

First, tell me: are you Ted Cruz?

You can tell me. I'm a fellow Republican. I hate women and minorities and sure do love me some guns!!!!!

EXAKT Science posted:

Who do you all think I should shoot?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:36

Max: Nov 30, 2002

spacing in vienna posted:

First, tell me: are you Ted Cruz?

You can tell me. I'm a fellow Republican. I hate women and minorities and sure do love me some guns!!!!!

Who asks other to do their own work for them? You clearly just want Cruz dead. Say it.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:37

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Max posted:

Who asks other to do their own work for them? You clearly just want Cruz dead. Say it.

I want Ted Cruz dead.

I am asking others to do my work for me because I am a pathetic worm and don't have a weapon. I promise you, if I thought I could off Ted Cruz by sheer willpower alone, that fucker would be bleeding out the eyeballs already.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:38

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

spacing in vienna posted:

First, tell me: are you Ted Cruz?

You can tell me. I'm a fellow Republican. I hate women and minorities and sure do love me some guns!!!!!

I wish. Then maybe I'd stand a chance of getting elected.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:39

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Pinterest Mom posted:

I'd like to admit that if I could vote, I would unironically vote for O'M.

Felon, underage, or foreigner?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:39

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:18

Max: Nov 30, 2002

spacing in vienna posted:

I want Ted Cruz dead.

I am asking others to do my work for me because I am a pathetic worm and don't have a weapon. I promise you, if I thought I could off Ted Cruz by sheer willpower alone, that fucker would be bleeding out the eyeballs already.

So you're a loser. Got it.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 01:39

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