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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

##vote Cpig down with the establishment

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

Hal that doesn't make sense.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Hal Incandenza posted:

##vote Cpig down with the establishment

Lol what?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

the establishment wants to shut trump up it makes sense to me ok

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Given that republicans are town in this game, voting someone for acting like Trump is pretty weird.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Would you guys like me to change the deadline to Monday night, or is Sunday enough time?

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Hahahaha, this is amazing.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

These losers can make it to Sunday.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

EXAKT Science posted:

Hey spacing, you're confirmed town, who should I shoot?

This is a hard question because every inch of me wants to scream the obvious answer, to wit


But Hal is good peeps, and the part of my brain that actually plays mafia is trying to take over. If I were actually going to use a vig in a pro-town manner, I'd probably aim at ANarc, for fake claiming Trump, or CPig, for voting Trump.

The best answer would be to ask for unlimited bullets and murder everyone. Myself included; my candidate may be pathetic, but he's also a real piece of poo poo.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

Given that republicans are town in this game, voting someone for acting like Trump is pretty weird.

Because even inside the republican party Trump is scum.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

SirSamVimes posted:

Given that republicans are town in this game, voting someone for acting like Trump is pretty weird.

Also ssv we bros and all but you said this in a weirdly stilted way.

Ugh why am I trying to play mafia.

I wonder if we have a serial killer. If so, I am rooting for you, Unnamed Serial Killer. Cut some throats.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

CapitalistPig posted:

Because even inside the republican party Trump is scum.

Pretty sure Andy said that flavor means nothing.

Or are you just talking about things in a non serious way?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Since I'm a drop out candidate, will I die automatically on like day 2?

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

CapitalistPig posted:

Because even inside the republican party Trump is scum.

Trump is destroying the southern strategy by outright saying the vile racist poo poo that the rest of the party has been dog whistling. So he's either the best or the worst candidate ever. Maybe both at the same time.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

But seriously, who's Romney?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spacing in vienna posted:

Trump is destroying the southern strategy by outright saying the vile racist poo poo that the rest of the party has been dog whistling. So he's either the best or the worst candidate ever. Maybe both at the same time.

Trump is obviously the best candidate, he is now public ally backed by Putin.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Lets stay away from actual political debate and focus on playing this game. Make this game of mafia great again.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
It was obviously a joke. Are we at the point where everything is serious now? The game just started.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
##vote Max
No energy

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

CapitalistPig posted:

It was obviously a joke. Are we at the point where everything is serious now? The game just started.

it's not my fault you are bad at jokes

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This is how the thread is polling right now

Trump: 39% (+11)
Cruz: 18% (+4)
Rubio: 11% (-3)
Carson: 9% (-9)
Jeb!: 3% (-2)
Christie: 3% (+/- 0)
Fiorina: 3% (+/- 0)
Paul: 3% (+1)
Kasich: 2% (+/- 0)

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
GONNA STUMP THA TRUMP

##shoot Max

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

imgay posted:

This is how the thread is polling right now

Trump: 39% (+11)
Cruz: 18% (+4)
Rubio: 11% (-3)
Carson: 9% (-9)
Jeb!: 3% (-2)
Christie: 3% (+/- 0)
Fiorina: 3% (+/- 0)
Paul: 3% (+1)
Kasich: 2% (+/- 0)

I'm not even on this list :( am I running?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

EXAKT Science posted:

GONNA STUMP THA TRUMP

##shoot Max
EXAKT Science suddenly leaks video of Max eating Christian baby fetuses at a gay wedding party where everyone has healthcare! Max's political ambitions have been destroyed!


...


But Max ignores the attack and calls EXAKT Science a loser!

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I'm not even on this list :( am I running?

same

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


spacing in vienna posted:

Also ssv we bros and all but you said this in a weirdly stilted way.

Ugh why am I trying to play mafia.

I wonder if we have a serial killer. If so, I am rooting for you, Unnamed Serial Killer. Cut some throats.

Perhaps you should consider running with your sudden desire to actually play the game instead of fighting it. :)

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
As an American whose family came from India, I never had a chance to reach the GOP base.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Hal Incandenza posted:

it's not my fault you are bad at jokes

It's not my fault you are too stupid to recognize them.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Okay I have another bullet, I'm gonna shoot Max again

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Don't let them take away our guns!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
I mean unless anybody disagrees

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you disagree shoot em, they working for alkeda

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
##vote Max STUMP THAT TRUMP

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

EXAKT Science posted:

Okay I have another bullet, I'm gonna shoot Max again

Wait do you have unlimited bullets? If so it's time to massacre some bitches

And by some I mean everybody

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
unfortunately I misread my role PM and I can't shoot again today.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

##vote EXAKT not keeping promises

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Hal Incandenza posted:

##vote EXAKT not keeping promises

I promise to vote for Max, who is a threat to the integrity of our party. In fact I will vote for him not once, not twice, but three times, because I am a triple voter.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

SirSamVimes posted:

Perhaps you should consider running with your sudden desire to actually play the game instead of fighting it. :)

Your mental picture of me at this point should resemble Dr. Strangelove strangling himself, cause that's what's going on over here.

It's actually in character for me to be a horrible failure clouded by the stagnant aroma of loserdom, so at least I'm being authentic.

People keep naming their candidates, or dropping hints (self included). I wonder if that's a bad idea or not. What are your thoughts on the matter?

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

imgay posted:

As an American whose family came from India, I never had a chance to reach the GOP base.

It doesn't help that you're an anchor baby who rails about the injustice of anchor babies.

Or that you sound like Mr. Rogers.

... No offense intended to the late great Mr. Rogers.

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SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


spacing in vienna posted:

Your mental picture of me at this point should resemble Dr. Strangelove strangling himself, cause that's what's going on over here.

It's actually in character for me to be a horrible failure clouded by the stagnant aroma of loserdom, so at least I'm being authentic.

People keep naming their candidates, or dropping hints (self included). I wonder if that's a bad idea or not. What are your thoughts on the matter?

My thoughts are that it's a bit of a waste. If everyone is assigned a flavour to go with their role, there is no way the scumteam don't have fakeclaim flavours. And then it just becomes an argument about whether or not someone's too important to be a fake flavour.

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