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Not sure why im asking such notorious dummies as the 'something awful goons' but here goes nothing ... how many theaters will get shot up during the star wars premier ? and guess what.... it doesn't count if your such a loser 'goon' nerd that your gonna do one yourself. this thread is for non spree killers only
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zero. 1 tops.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:22
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Dec 17, 2015 01:22
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5. Just 5.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:23
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One real shooting (with like 0 casualties or a suicide), but...6 false alarms?
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Dec 17, 2015 01:24
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all of them
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Dec 17, 2015 01:24
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Would be sort of interesting if they put some effort into it and dressed like a storm troopers or something
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Dec 17, 2015 01:28
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Flavahbeast posted:all of them
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Dec 17, 2015 01:28
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There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:29
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Oh my God. This will probably actually happen. 
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Dec 17, 2015 01:30
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Not enough
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Dec 17, 2015 01:33
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Dog Jones posted:Not sure why im asking such notorious dummies as the 'something awful goons' but here goes nothing ... Hopefully the theater you're at.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:33
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an even number
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Dec 17, 2015 01:33
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Theaters here have banned lightsabers but without them I don't know how we can possibly defend ourselves if terrorists should appear
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Dec 17, 2015 01:34
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Give Pat a Job posted:Not enough Godamnit, this is what I came in to post.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:35
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idk, most of the recent mass murderers have put their own spin on things or been part of an established brand straight copying James Holmes' gimmick just seems gauche
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Dec 17, 2015 01:36
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There was an article something about JJ abrams saying people were "safe to leave the theatre" when the credits started (no post credits scene) and I linked it to my friend and said "not if you're getting gunned the gently caress down"
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Dec 17, 2015 01:37
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the greater the number you vote for the bigger lieberal gunhater you are
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Dec 17, 2015 01:37
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For real though, who's going to actually shoot up a theater before they get their own chance to see the new Star Wars movie?
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Dec 17, 2015 01:45
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who the gently caress makes a poll without a joke option
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Dec 17, 2015 01:46
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I know I'm bring my Phaser to really gently caress poo poo up doing the premier
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Dec 17, 2015 01:47
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Using the force I can tell you its 2. One of them will be a legitimate crazy person and the other will just be another black on black violence nobody cares about.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:48
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i know mine will
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Mariana Horchata posted:There is no emotion, there is peace. God the Jedi are loving lame. Rule 1. You got magic powers use them to impress girls and get laid Rule 2. You got magic fuckin powers, shits the easy roads from here on out. LGD posted:For real though, who's going to actually shoot up a theater before they get their own chance to see the new Star Wars movie? ISIS. Although they love Ackbar I don't think hes in this one.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:49
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Baba Ganoush posted:Would be sort of interesting if they put some effort into it and dressed like a storm troopers or something big theaters are banning people from wearing kylo/whatever helmets because of fear of violence because we all know that its required to wear a stupid hat if you go on a rampage
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Dec 17, 2015 01:50
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watch the first incident be some han cosplayer.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:52
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I'm hoping terrorists disguised as storm troopers will do it but miss all their shots.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:53
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Lamebot posted:watch the first incident be some han cosplayer. cops kill him before he can fire the first shot
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Dec 17, 2015 01:54
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Robo Reagan posted:cops kill him before he can fire the first shot Lucas insists he saw the cosplayer fire first.
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Microwaves Mom posted:God the Jedi are loving lame. uhhh sex = Darth Vader, u kno that right?
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Dog Jones posted:Not sure why im asking such notorious dummies as the 'something awful goons' but here goes nothing ... Goddammit, spoilers.
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Dec 17, 2015 02:07
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Jose Oquendo posted:Hopefully the theater you're at. I wouldn't be caught DEAD at some poo poo rear end theater showing the newest star wars film, The Force Awakens.
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Dec 17, 2015 02:08
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Manifest posted:who the gently caress makes a poll without a joke option 0 is the joke option, dumb rear end bitch. Welcome to america in 2015.
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Dec 17, 2015 02:11
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Flavahbeast posted:all of them
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Dec 17, 2015 02:18
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Baba Ganoush posted:Would be sort of interesting if they put some effort into it and dressed like a storm troopers or something amc and cinemark theaters have banned masks and blasters to avoid this very thing i am not lying google it
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Dec 17, 2015 02:29
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It will be on the jersey shore and people will argue whether guido shot first
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Dec 17, 2015 02:33
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Hector Beerlioz posted:It will be on the jersey shore and people will argue whether guido shot first Ayyyyyy
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Dec 17, 2015 02:34
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I voted...wait, no spree killers?
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this wouldn't happen if everyone had a blaster
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