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Post you're fav pooping tips 1. If ur having trouble pooping put some chewing tobacco in for a minute and it'll loosen u up then spit that nasty poo poo out. 2. Spread ur cheeks using one side of the seat and ur hand on the other when pooping that way it comes out cleaner. 3. Hold it in for a few days or eat a lot of cheese and ull get a sure fire no wipe needed poop. Post ur tips!
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Dec 17, 2015 04:05
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-If you're constipated and prepared to dump a big load go to Mcdonalds...their industrial toilets are clean and wont clog -if you got diahreha  black underpants can conceal any skidmarks
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Dec 17, 2015 04:15
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If you got a huge dong really be sure to take it out from under your rear end in a top hat before you expunge feces all over it.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:17
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if youre constipated get a big burly man to pee in your rear end while he calls you a good girl the poop should slide out problem free!!!
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Dec 17, 2015 04:18
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When u diarrhea make sure u are thorough. If u aren't u night miss some splashback that lands on ur cheeks then I'll have poopy underwear
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Dec 17, 2015 04:21
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Stick a bike pump up your rear end and poo poo like a shotgun
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Dec 17, 2015 04:24
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I'm taking a dump right now. It's not very God though so I could also use the advice I guess
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Dec 17, 2015 04:24
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drinking like five cups of coffee every day at work will ensure that you poo poo on the MAN'S dime concerned about hygiene? consider this: nobody else has probably EVER pooped in that urinal
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Dec 17, 2015 04:24
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sneeze
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Dec 17, 2015 04:25
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Grody posted:When u diarrhea make sure u are thorough. If u aren't u night miss some splashback that lands on ur cheeks then I'll have poopy underwear wipe your entire lower body, get every ballsack/labia crease and don't forget between your toes
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Grody posted:When u diarrhea make sure u are thorough. If u aren't u night miss some splashback that lands on ur cheeks then I'll have poopy underwear ALSO: If diahaharea at home and U make a big splatttter  be sure to lift the toilet seat and clean otherwise this be ur buddies when they lift up seat n go peee >:{ LMAO 
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Dec 17, 2015 04:29
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MiracleWhale posted:nobody else has probably EVER pooped in that urinal that's what everyone thinks, though
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Talkn bout some o dat nastyyy shitt 
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Broenheim posted:post
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Dec 17, 2015 04:31
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Coffee + breakfast + 25 minutes
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Dec 17, 2015 04:31
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wait until you really need to poop. then poop.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:33
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Binge drinking is good
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Dec 17, 2015 04:34
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here you go OP, this will change your pooping life:
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Dec 17, 2015 04:35
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It won't make cleanup any easier, but doing it starfish style adds a little flair to any bowel movement. 
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Dec 17, 2015 04:47
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drat horror queefs posted:Binge drinking is good My Saturday poops are probably one of my most favorite things.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:51
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Rutibex posted:here you go OP, this will change your pooping life: Best me to it
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Dec 17, 2015 04:52
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Holding it in for a min or two will put some force behind it and you'll poop like a fight train an hour late for the depot.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:54
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The squatty potty op. It simulates all the benefits of squatting while you poop but you're still sitting down! E: gently caress beaten. So do this instead. Try slowly putting a finger up your butt to find the poop and prod it down slowly. E2: Try eating a sandwich while you poop.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:56
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spread them cheeks and blaze a cig 
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Dec 17, 2015 05:01
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Rutibex posted:here you go OP, this will change your pooping life: Squatting to poop is snake oil. There is no proof it helps you poop. They just want to make you buy a useless stool(lol) for the bathroom.
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Dec 17, 2015 05:02
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strain until you get haemorrhoids
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Dec 17, 2015 05:04
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Great thread OP! I find that eating some breakfast (nothing fancy just some yogurt and fruit) and drinking a nice cup of coffee (caramel macchiato if you can swing it!) helps things move right along in the morning. Oh well hah I guess that's only good advice if you're regular and poop every morning at 7:30 am like myself.
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Dec 17, 2015 05:08
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Funnel hot coffee into your anus until you explode
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Dec 17, 2015 05:10
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VendaGoat posted:Funnel hot coffee into your anus until you explode This also works if you funnel coffee in the other way
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Dec 17, 2015 05:11
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use these helpful images from wikihow  
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Dec 17, 2015 05:19
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Take the boner out of your rear end in a top hat before making GBS threads.
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Dec 17, 2015 05:24
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If you know it's gonna be a big one, cue up AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" on your MP3 player and try to hold it until after the intro is over.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:05
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Tommah posted:use these helpful images from wikihow Image is bad because protein is actually the hardening element in poop (that and time) so if you want a stiff loggo you gotta eat fish milk eggs. If you want the ol Chinese haystack then oil and fiber and your go-to.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:16
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OP - Get an air popper from a thrift store and eat a bunch of plain air popped popcorn every day, followed by a glass of water. You'll be taking so many dumps every day that you'll call it poopcorn.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:17
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Another way to poo poo if you won't drink a coffee is to otherwise stimulated adrenaline to enter your bloodstream. Scream on the toiler and beat the poo poo out of wall while reading texts from cunts that brushed you off or playing some really bad phone game that pisses you off. You'll fire one out of your rear end in no time.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:18
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Linux Pirate posted:Squatting to poop is snake oil. There is no proof it helps you poop. They just want to make you buy a useless stool(lol) for the bathroom. This is wrong: http://link.springer.com/article/10.1023%2FA%3A1024180319005 quote:The study demonstrated that when squatting, individuals took only 51 seconds to move their bowels, compared to the 130 seconds when sitting on a higher toilet. Additionally, when individuals were squatting they were more likely to rate their experience effortless. I've lived in several houses with squatters and they own so much for pooping. Sitting after months with a squatter is like playing life on hard mode. Haier fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Haier posted:This is wrong: you're full of poo poo
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criscodisco posted:It won't make cleanup any easier, but doing it starfish style adds a little flair to any bowel movement. <taps Add Reminder>
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