Sardines ~~ the dadliest catch

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Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

loving weird.

For the first time in my life for no discernable reason I bought sardines in a can in oil and scarfed that poo poo down. Loved it.

Then I come to GBS of all places and what the poo poo is a thread about loving sardines doing here.

Also we're all Oregoons too apparently. Jesus loving christ they put something in the goddamn water and its turning the us and sardines all gay.

Come join the Oregoons thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3032517

# ¿ May 31, 2017 18:40

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:42

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

I eat em straight no rice nonsense

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 03:21

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Renegret posted:

Anchovies are just too good drat salty

The taste is good but I just can't get over all the added salt. Certainly there has to be an alternative somewhere

there is! fortunate for you there is this delicious thing called

kippered herring

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 07:58

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

The roe I don't like so I've been going kippered herring on the daily

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 10:38

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

ko is king oscar but who is JW

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 17:06

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Raw oystahs are the tits.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 01:54

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Fintilgin posted:

I bought a jar of tiny baby sardines in oil(?) from an Asian grocery. Thinking of putting them on pizza, but haven't had a chance to try them yet.

try them in your mouth

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 21:01

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Just picked up my first can of King Oscars,

fred meyers must be reading this thread

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 19:30

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Just had five scrambled eggs with kippered herring.

10/10

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 01:54

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Fish oil really lubes the poops

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 05:19

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Man ask for more than perfect fish on bread is greedy man. Shame.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 07:25

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

How is mackerel, I see cans of it next to the sardines and herring and I'm curious.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 08:08

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

I'll admit to drinkin' the olive oil from the sardine / herring cans when I'm drunk.

So bad, but so good.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 08:27

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

What happened to sheep goats

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 16:26

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Brislings are the tiny ones right.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 17:05

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

brisling or bust

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 11:10

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

doctorfrog posted:

out of the tin, bones and all

Yep

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 18:06

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Regular chunk light tuna doesn't have enough fat to lube the shits.

Sardines on the other hand. Sardines cleanse your butt and your soul.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 17:30

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

I was drunk the other night and I'm in love with brisling sardines. Two layers or bust.

I had two tins and slurped up the oil to. Yum.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 06:11

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

I realized how much more fatty the brisling sardines are. I'm in love.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 04:20

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

~*the Mediterranean diet*~

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 22:10

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Where I get them

# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 17:31

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

I got them at an international grocery store (International Food Club in Orlando), but any Russian market SHOULD have them. You can also buy them in bulk on Amazon, which is risky in case you end up not liking them. But if you like brislings and other tiny 'dines, especially with a good strong smoky flavor, you'll probably love them.

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=riga+sprats

This looks like one of the better deals per ounce, and it has free Prime shipping, but you're on the hook (no pun intended) for 24 cans:
https://www.amazon.com/Latvian-Smoked-Riga-Sprats-Pack/dp/B00DJGEDLY/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1509295426&sr=8-4&keywords=riga+sprats

I'll find a red grocer, we got a bunch of rooskies out here.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 03:59

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

You selected well. You did eat them over the sink, drunk, in your underpants, correct?

There is another way?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 09:42

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Misogynice Job! posted:

Holy gently caress this was so good

red onion
gonsalves portuguese dines
dulse
market basket chive and onion cream cheese
market basket woven wheats rosemary & olive oil

this looks really good, nicely done

# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 06:57

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

When we went to buy fresh lobster for surf and turf my wife lost me to the :krad:

SARDINE SECTION IN THE FISH MARKET

Only four tiny tots (the best sardines) left. Good job sardine goons.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 19:25

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Android Apocalypse posted:

Feeling kinda peckish, so I head over to Park Kitchen here in Portland. Boquerones, castlevrtrano olives, potato chip, salsa verde aioli. Points off for serving it on a stone slab.

Which Portland?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 23:28

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Android Apocalypse posted:

Which Portland would you think would be pretentious enough to serve sardines on a stone slab?

Oregon

Ok I'm gonna check this place out

# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 23:59

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

My buddy gave me Alaska caught salmon he canned himself in the cannery he worked in at the time. Hand caught and salted, delicious over a piece of toast.

Fish are the best.

Mobile posting::

https://imgur.com/a/jpArV

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 03:00

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

JFC these little fuckers have so much protein!!!!

# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 18:12

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

I put the last dab on some dines

Recommend highly

# ¿ May 20, 2018 00:13

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

how long do youall spend draining the cans

# ¿ May 23, 2018 00:22

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

The dad equivalent of posting hundos splayed on the couch.

Nice.

# ¿ May 28, 2018 18:25

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

I have a three pound tin of anchovies

wtf do I do with it?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:45

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Weltlich posted:

die of salt poisoning

Or you could make a bunch of home-made pizza or pasta sauce and can it. Treat them sort of like you would bacon in something like this: chopped fine and cut with lots of vegetable ingredients.

Of course it would be like 10 gallons of sauce for that amount of anchovies, but then you'd be fixed for sauce for a long assed time.

My wife bought me a big tin because she thinks it's hilarious I eat canned fish. I'll post a pic because I have too many anchovies

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 07:24

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Weltlich posted:

Oh drat I know what you can do with those 'chovies.

Cod-liver and Anchovie Pâté

No, seriously. Listen. Anchovies are basically sardine bacon, so treat them like that.

1/2 lb Cod Liver
1/4 lb Anchovies, chopped
3 fat cloves of garlic, crushed and minced
1/2 a small yellow onion, minced
2 tsp fresh rosemary, chopped fine
2 tsp fresh thyme, chopped fine
1 tsp fresh ground black pepper
Butter
Oil*

In a pan, put a little butter and start sauteeing the onion until it begins to caramelize. Then put in the garlic, thyme, rosemary, and pepper - continue to sautee until fragrant. Remove from heat.

In a food processor, put the cod liver, anchovies, and sautee'd onion and herbs. Lock down the lid and begin to pulse mixture.

While pulsing, drizzle in a little oil until it's the proper texture - a fine paste.

Use a spatula to transfer into whatever container you want to keep it in. Spread it on crackers, bagels, whatever. Enjoy.

(*) You can use whatever oil you want for this. You could even reserve the cod liver oil or the oil the anchovies are packed in. Olive or avacado oil would be good neutral flavors. Coconut oil would work well, but would create a firmer pâté texture when chilled.

Thanks!!!

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 07:52

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Admiral Bosch posted:

Went on a climbing adventure in Wyoming over Labor Day weekend and I brought myself a delicious Baltic treat to the crag.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 01:30

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Lathespin.gif posted:

Work til midnite, get home, mostly empty fridge. This calls for a fuckin' sandwich

KO mediterranean 'dines, avocado, cream cheese, dab of mayo and some good hot sauce, sweat some red onion, toast some sourdough in the oniony/buttery pan after

gently caress yeah, next time I think some garlic too for the bad breath trifecta

god wept, for he saw that his light was diminished by the burning radiance of the sardinacado sandwich

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 20:25

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

My local stopped carrying Kipper snacks where do I get them on the internet for cheap?!?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 18:36

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:42

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Pixaal thank you and ~dine bless~

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 18:48

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