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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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duke pulls out a to-do list for the day, the list has 2 entries with empty boxes next to them: kick rear end, and chew bubblegum

duke takes out a pen and checks off chew bubblegum

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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Alabaster White posted:

grape big league chew

pro choice, duke

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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"I'm here to kick rear end and chew bubblegum!"

Duke checks his pocket and finds a pipe bomb and half a pack of trident.


After exploding the pig cop into bloody chunks, he walks away with clean teeth but a disappointed look in his eyes

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum?

Aliens: I'm the cops.

Duke: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... you got any gum?

i wanna hear all of duke's lines voiced by norm macdonald now

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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i'm gonna... rip off your head and poo poo down your throat! ha haaaaaa, yeah! your throat!

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