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flerp: Feb 25, 2014

A Christmas Story: ralphy gets the BB gun but shots his eye out

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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

palestine vs israel: israel won about 30 years ago

# ? Dec 19, 2015 04:51

BirryJoru: Mar 21, 2012; GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI

Back to the Future: Marty goes back to the present. (which is actually the future for him.)

The Dark Knight Rises: Batman/Bruce Wayne dies at the end.

Wet Hot American Summer: Camp ends.

Backdraft: It was the old firefighter.

RoboCop: Murphy "lives."

Ghostbusters: The team busts the ghosts.

The Professional: L�on dies. (much more satisfactorily in the international version.)

The Transformers: The Movie: Optimus Prime dies. (along with most of the original cast.)

Edit: Oh yeah, boldening. Totally on purpose. Also, later Optimus Prime comes back. And sometimes other things happen too.

Double Edit: (least good bad first post.)
Darth Darth Binks dies?

BirryJoru fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Dec 19, 2015

# ? Dec 19, 2015 05:46

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nation posted:

palestine vs israel: israel won about 30 years ago

did it really though?

# ? Dec 19, 2015 06:18

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Nation posted:

palestine vs israel: israel won about 30 years ago

talking to republican family members about israel: it is inconceivable to them that you can believe the israeli government, military, or citizens ever did anything wrong without that meaning that you are an antisemite that believes isis should be allowed to wash over the world just so that it can torture and behead every jewish person

# ? Dec 19, 2015 06:23

PostsYouCanDanceTo: Sep 23, 2005

milk: becomes yogurt

# ? Dec 19, 2015 06:28

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Maldoror posted:

Enter the void - He reincarnates as his sister and best friend's baby

Touching the Void.

They both survive.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 07:09

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

Scott Pilgrim vs The World:

Scott gets, then loses, then gets back the girl of his dreams.

defaultluser fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Dec 19, 2015

# ? Dec 19, 2015 07:39

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

It's Such a Beautiful Day - He lived, and he lived, and he lived. Until the last star went out.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 01:26

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

thathonkey posted:

Comic Book Movies: all complete garbage spend your money and time doing literally anything else

lol word

# ? Dec 20, 2015 09:23

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Alan Smithee posted:

if only there were a way to make money

if only you were a slightly good poster

# ? Dec 20, 2015 09:29

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

gnarlyhotep posted:

this post

take note new mods, this is the kind of crap you'll be dealing with

I would hope whoever you selected as a new mod will have been around long enough to figure that out before getting their star.

Being John Malkovich: John Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich, also, Heads up, Malkovich!

# ? Dec 20, 2015 09:52

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Fruit Leave it out too long

# ? Dec 20, 2015 11:55

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