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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the lomarfing of echinopsis and he wife: it's certainly one

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the lomarfing of a solid smythe probe: a :killdozer: lomarfing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the lomarfing of the fall of swsxp: :parrot: lomarfing at its ebb

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I know that lomarf

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
me reading this post:

lomarf

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
me reading this post:

lomarf

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
me reading this post:

lomarf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the lomarfing when someone who only posts in the catte thread posts in the real 'pos

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Captain Foo posted:

the lomarfing when someone who only posts in the catte thread posts in the real 'pos

Star Wars expert ?

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Valeyard posted:

me reading this post:

lomarf

lomarf

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i reread the goku pants thread again recently and lomarf'd at it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
l'marf

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Captain Foo posted:

the lomarfing when someone who only posts in the catte thread posts in the real 'pos

theres a cat thread?

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
lomarf is shareware, if you enjoyed lomarfing please post $5 to receive the full version with 3 more episodes of lomarf

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Valeyard posted:

me reading this post:

lomarf

http://i.imgur.com/bkzsrTR.jpg kinda :nws:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i invented lomarf

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

unlike fetch, lomarf will be a thing. perhaps it already is

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foo posted:

the lomarfing of echinopsis and he wife: it's certainly one

can you fill me in on the echopossis & wife saga? I hear it's good stuff

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

BeOSPOS posted:

can you fill me in on the echopossis & wife saga? I hear it's good stuff

they gently caress other people and are, as of now, OK with it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
kind of

sat night my wife watched me passionately dry hump her best friend on my lounge floor three times

i look back an I still can't believe how it ended up happening. it was good though she was hot as hell. probably would have been cooler if we had actual sex and my wife kept saying "it's ok with me if you have sex" to her friend and by that she meant "have sex" but her friend has boundaries and I can respect that and I'm not complaining but it was a weird situation idk why her friend was into it actually.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

aaaaaand lomarf

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

echinopsis posted:

kind of

sat night my wife watched me passionately dry hump her best friend on my lounge floor three times

i look back an I still can't believe how it ended up happening. it was good though she was hot as hell. probably would have been cooler if we had actual sex and my wife kept saying "it's ok with me if you have sex" to her friend and by that she meant "have sex" but her friend has boundaries and I can respect that and I'm not complaining but it was a weird situation idk why her friend was into it actually.

lomarf

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Captain Foo posted:

aaaaaand lomarf
quite an echo in here

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it would have been better but I got indigestion towards the end, because until my wife told me they were both going back to our palce, I just assumed I was home alone all night, and had eaten too much fried rice

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
ur a pharmacist you should know about acid reducers etc.


btw I have severely curtailed my stomach trouble by changing my diet. it's nice

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
well I do but I was half way through a dry humping session mate

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
lomarfy marf and the funky bunch

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
post the lomarf emoticon

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Salt Fish posted:

post the lomarf emoticon


can't decide

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Dec 20, 2015

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Speed it up, make it move erratically

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

echinopsis posted:

kind of

sat night my wife watched me passionately dry hump her best friend on my lounge floor three times

i look back an I still can't believe how it ended up happening. it was good though she was hot as hell. probably would have been cooler if we had actual sex and my wife kept saying "it's ok with me if you have sex" to her friend and by that she meant "have sex" but her friend has boundaries and I can respect that and I'm not complaining but it was a weird situation idk why her friend was into it actually.

YOSPOS: probably would have been cooler if we had actual sex

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
'actual' sex is a state of mind

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i'm getting laid right now, even though i hvaent had sex in months. the power of positive thinking is real, friends

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

echinopsis posted:

kind of

sat night my wife watched me passionately dry hump her best friend on my lounge floor three times

i look back an I still can't believe how it ended up happening. it was good though she was hot as hell. probably would have been cooler if we had actual sex and my wife kept saying "it's ok with me if you have sex" to her friend and by that she meant "have sex" but her friend has boundaries and I can respect that and I'm not complaining but it was a weird situation idk why her friend was into it actually.

~passionate embraces~

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

No, not that one, the lomarf one.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

computer toucher posted:

YOSPOS: probably would have been cooler if we had actual sex

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
echi. i lov eu man but. dry humping on teh lounge floor. i have teh second hand embarassment

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'll tell u what though son it was some of the best dry humping u ever seen


earlier on as I was catching the sexy vibe (before dry humping was on the menu) I had gone and taken my underwear off, so then when we start at first I couldnt just take my jeans off coz them I would be cock loose, but I said this and by round three I had put underwear ON which ironically made for better dry humping coz I could take my jeans off. fuckin lomarf

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that sounds like an unbelievably awkward situation :geno:

also i can't wear jeans without underwear, it chafes something awful

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
echi i don't normally give posters voices but i've decided to read all yours from now on in the voice of this whale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQwIhndkN3Q

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