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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Chat about wasting rebel Resistance scum and discuss the new BT-16. Remember OPSEC: if you know where that Skywalker guy is, keep that poo poo hush-hush or you'll never get transferred off this loving rock.

e: To clarify, there are spoilers ahead. Stay alert, stay alive, Stormtrooper.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Dec 18, 2015

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I assume this is a spoiler zone?



Anyone else think it's LOL that people are pissed Kylo wasn't a bad rear end. His character was my favorite part of the movie and something they did really good. He's literally an egotistic cosplaying child that's merely a puppet for that one dude

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I assume this is a spoiler zone?



Anyone else think it's LOL that people are pissed Kylo wasn't a bad rear end. His character was my favorite part of the movie and something they did really good. He's literally an egotistic cosplaying child that's merely a puppet for that one dude

He is very capable at a few things, and totally lacking maturity to deal with the things he isn't instantly perfect at.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

oh I mean he's definitely a bad rear end and the part when he stopped the laser shot was cool. Guess people just expected more; I think it's great writing

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Agreed

Angst and immaturity is way more fun to watch via lightstaber tantrum than dialogue that includes the words "my powers"

Not saying Lucas didn't accurately paint how painful watching teenagers really is, but, JJ found a way to do it and keep it fun. Good for him.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So is Finn supposed to become a Jedi or? I mean I'm not going to accept that he's just a regular clone that one day started to have feelings and a quirky attitude


I couldn't tell if the storm trooper part where they turn around when he's having a fit is too childish or not. I laughed

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I recall he mentioned that he was taken from his family, so I think it's safe to assume that we're back to old-school stormtroopers who aren't all clones anymore. Plus, the chrome-plated stormtrooper was a chick, and I think there was at least one other white-helmeted foe with a feminine voice.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Naked Bear posted:

I recall he mentioned that he was taken from his family, so I think it's safe to assume that we're back to old-school stormtroopers who aren't all clones anymore. Plus, the chrome-plated stormtrooper was a chick, and I think there was at least one other white-helmeted foe with a feminine voice.

They had a line in the movie about going back to using clone troopers because Fin committed high treason, so it outright says it. I can see him having the force, but its not that crazy that he just didnt want to kill innocent people either, he states that he worked in sanitation and that Jakku was his first time in combat.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Isn't the force supposed to "seek out" people sometimes, per-se. I assumed that's what was happening with Rey maybe but now she's clearly Luke's kid or something and was left on Jakku intentionally. Also kind of wish they paid some kind of homage to the Jakku battle so we had a bit of a bette understanding. Just kind of welp Luke exiled himself and everything is just of bleh. But it has been 30 years



I was expecting them to show Captain Phasma's face after they captured her. They showed that character a lot in the movie and trailer for how little she was involved.


Black or female storm troopers and female protagonist jedis, so progressive

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Dec 18, 2015

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Finn is not gonna be a jedi

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
One of my favorite parts was when the two storm troopers see Kylo Ren having a CSM level tantrum and slowly back away, I like to think they were the storm trooper equivalent to E-4s

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
I think Snoke is a stupid name. Every time they said it I just thought of Snooki. So what do we think the deal with him is? I'm curious if this also implies the Sith are finally gone, since the Knights of Ren seem to be just a new dark side force faction.

Watching Han get killed was gutwrenching though seeing as he's my first and oldest hero.

Anyone else read/notice that the Stormtrooper that Rey had free her was Daniel Craig?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Analogical posted:



Anyone else read/notice that the Stormtrooper that Rey had free her was Daniel Craig?

Holy poo poo, you're 100% right. I knew he went to JJ asking to get a cameo, but wouldn't say as what. Dude continues to own.

Also, I think I missed how Poe escaped Jakku AND The Star Sucker. WTF happened

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah I get he's supposed to be a mysterious but give us something to go off of

They did mention the Sith in the movie as if they were dead/gone didn't they? Something like "first the sith then the..."

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Also, I think I missed how Poe escaped Jakku AND The Star Sucker. WTF happened

Yeah that was some Batman comes back to Gotham from that prison type poo poo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yeah I get he's supposed to be a mysterious but give us something to go off of

They did mention the Sith in the movie as if they were dead/gone didn't they? Something like "first the sith then the..."

Yeah, the Sith were just a sect of the Dark Side, just the strongest and most capable one. The set up given in the in canon Rebels show is that there were still PLENTY of Dark Jedi running around as Imperial Inquisitors, so the Knights of Ren are probably an offshoot religion, like the Mormons of the Dark Side or whatever

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, the Sith were just a sect of the Dark Side, just the strongest and most capable one. The set up given in the in canon Rebels show is that there were still PLENTY of Dark Jedi running around as Imperial Inquisitors, so the Knights of Ren are probably an offshoot religion, like the Mormons of the Dark Side or whatever

Clone Wars is great, but I couldn't bring myself to see that cheesy 3d style they did Rebels in. I just read through the synopsis.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Some stuff from the other thread:

Booblord Zagats posted:

Wrong Death Star. It's about the stealing of the original Death Star (from Ep 4) plans and may or may not actually tie in to the Rebels TV show, not the stealing of the plans from Endor (Return of the Jedi)

What makes you think I was thinking of the other one? I even used a partial quote from Ep 4.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Man, can you imagine how awful the crumbling remains of the Imperial VA must be? "I lost my leg when a bunch of teddy bears crushed me under a deadfall, and now you're telling me I have to wait until next year to see a specialist so he can determine whether or not I need a robot limb? I had to wait six months just to soak in that giant tank of goo."

What I want to see is a movie about the dismantling of the Imperial Army and how its remains form a variety of anti-Republic rebellions spread across the galaxy that fight each other and the new government.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Analogical posted:

Clone Wars is great, but I couldn't bring myself to see that cheesy 3d style they did Rebels in. I just read through the synopsis.

For what it's worth, the entire art style is based on Ralph McQuarrie's work for Lucas in developing the look for the movies. Very 60s pulp sci fi. My girlfriend and I were watching it with my nephews last month and she pointed out that the characters all look like Cartoons except the droids and storm troopers being done nearly film realistic, which throws off the way poo poo looks really hard at times.

Also the TIE Fighters look stubby as gently caress

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Godholio posted:

Some stuff from the other thread:


What makes you think I was thinking of the other one? I even used a partial quote from Ep 4.


"Many Bothans" is from Episode 6

I wasted WAY too much of my youth watching Jedi on repeat to be wrong on this

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeabed9N9M

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Kylo Ren is supposed to be a poor imitation of Vader. I'm thinking they're going to redeem him later on without killing him. It's hilarious what a petulant little child he is. Vader got mad a choked a few people but he actually had reasons when he did it, Ren just happens to be having a bad day so he starts carving up the furniture.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Booblord Zagats posted:

"Many Bothans" is from Episode 6

I wasted WAY too much of my youth watching Jedi on repeat to be wrong on this

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeabed9N9M

Ah ok. For some reason I thought that scene was from Ep 4, but yeah it was the old man in that one.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Godholio posted:

Ah ok. For some reason I thought that scene was from Ep 4, but yeah it was the old man in that one.

Yeah, I've had the conversation a few times already with folks under the same impression. If anything it proves that using the same name/basic design for a plot device is confusing and Lucas really needed someone telling him "no" at Fox

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I found out that the theater on the island I'm staying in with my parents didn't start selling tickets for Star Wars until last night, so my girlfriend and I went and grabbed tickets and enjoyed the hell out of the movie. I know fan service is Abrams' middle name, but goddamn he did a great job. Porkins 2.0, tasteful killing off of Han... I thought it was all pretty great.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Pesticide20 posted:

I found out that the theater on the island I'm staying in with my parents didn't start selling tickets for Star Wars until last night, so my girlfriend and I went and grabbed tickets and enjoyed the hell out of the movie. I know fan service is Abrams' middle name, but goddamn he did a great job. Porkins 2.0, tasteful killing off of Han... I thought it was all pretty great.

No incest 2/10 wouldn't recommend

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Analogical posted:

No incest 2/10 wouldn't recommend

Still don't know who Rey's parents are

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Pesticide20 posted:

Still don't know who Rey's parents are

Imagine walking out the theater after the next movie when everyone had to find out Rey is the product of Leia/Luke at the rebel holiday party.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Analogical posted:

Imagine walking out the theater after the next movie when everyone had to find out Rey is the product of Leia/Luke at the rebel holiday party.

I'm kinda hoping the big reveal in episode 8 is Luke saying "I'm not your dad. You're just some random idiots' kid. Now stop asking me for an allowance goddamit"

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
I'll be pretty bummed if they make her Luke's daughter because it'd be the third time they've done that to us in the series and it's pretty worn out. If they'd not done the Han/Kylo plotline and had Luke/Rey in VIII that might have been alright, but now it's just too much.

They made a big deal out of Rey's family leaving her and the lightsaber though. Maybe she's Biggs daughter, who loving knows.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
Posting again for posterity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo7_qW4pPrc

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Aside from cosplaying vader did Kylo's mask serve any purpose? Did they mention anything in the film?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Aside from cosplaying vader did Kylo's mask serve any purpose? Did they mention anything in the film?

Looks like it's a Knights of Ren thing.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/1/10/KnightsOfRen_TFA.png

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Lastly not gonna lie the more recent trailers made the movie look a helluva lot better than it was imo. Even the voices seemed better.

The "I will finish *schizophrenic voice change* what you started"

But that seemed so intense in the trailer then in the movie he's sitting there like all emo "in sorry I failed you I'll finish this" etc

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Lastly not gonna lie the more recent trailers made the movie look a helluva lot better than it was imo. Even the voices seemed better.

The "I will finish *schizophrenic voice change* what you started"

But that seemed so intense in the trailer then in the movie he's sitting there like all emo "in sorry I failed you I'll finish this" etc

I thought they did a good job making it consistent with the trailers, but the exception was bait and switching Kylo from being "Badass Sith" to "Vader Cosplay Fan #1" which honestly made me like the movie more

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
Another cameo: Simon Pegg was the alien trader Rey sold poo poo to.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Rey is totally Han & Leia's other kid, probably a twin of Kylo. Not sure how or why they were separated, but the whole brother/sister & light/dark side face-off in the upcoming movies is a pretty good idea.

Kyle's gonna have a sweet scar on his face next movie though.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Maybe Leia just conveniently forgot to say anything like r2-d2 about episodes 1-3

BB-8 was pretty great though. Finally they got the new Jar Jar they wanted

Also I guess Luke exiled himself to Ireland and was waiting on that cliff a while. I do want to see that backstory though. With the Jedi academy he started etc

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Dec 18, 2015

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Does anybody know if any of the new books are with reading? Growing up I loved the Zahn books and can ashamedly say that I read way too much of the expanded universe. Just curious if there's anything good that's come out recently

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Also Kylo's lightsaber makes perfect sense now as a whiny kid that just wants to be different without being practical

(In case you didn't know the actor was an infantry Marine that joined post-911 but got hurt in training and medically discharged. Now he's in mother loving Star Wars and donates a lot to vet organizations and doesn't go around going on about BACK WHEN I WAS IN THE MARINES etc)

Cool dude imo

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