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Chat about wasting e: To clarify, there are spoilers ahead. Stay alert, stay alive, Stormtrooper. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Dec 18, 2015 |
# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 20:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:37 |
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I recall he mentioned that he was taken from his family, so I think it's safe to assume that we're back to old-school stormtroopers who aren't all clones anymore. Plus, the chrome-plated stormtrooper was a chick, and I think there was at least one other white-helmeted foe with a feminine voice.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 21:03 |
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^^^ this, also That part seems to have been glossed over in the new movie. Connecting some dots between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens: Post-Return of the Jedi: The Rebellion, after killing the Emperor and blowing up Death Star 2.0, set up a new government, the New Republic. Blowing up Death Star 2.0 obviously didn't wipe out the entirely of the old Empire, so the dudes left reorganized and wound up becoming the First Order, the fancy new enemy for the New Republic. The New Republic needs somebody to fight these space baddies, so Leia gets put in charge of the effort to combat the First Order, called the Resistance. Why they're called the "Resistance" when they could have just been like, I don't know, the Republic Fleet or something sensible, I don't know. During The Force Awakens: The capital of the New Republic, the planet Hosnian Prime in this new movie, gets smoked by Death Star 3.0. Thus, the New Republic was essentially created and destroyed without any real screen time.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 09:20 |
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Pretty much. Star Wars is a cash cow, even when you try to gently caress it up like Lucas.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 05:41 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Kyle Katarn is still canon in my heart.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 01:49 |
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Petition to rename GiP to "Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty."
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 17:13 |
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YESSS
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 18:59 |
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I found out yesterday that there is an apparently high quality fan edit of the original trilogy that restores them to their pre-special edition and Lucas fuckery glory called the Despecialized edition. Had it download last night, so I'll give a trip report once I have the chance to watch 'em through.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 21:39 |
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Here's one for all you http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2016/01/18/ballistic-mandalorian-armor/
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 23:50 |
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And that's why I steer clear of anything Disney. People who are into Disney... something's not right, up there.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 00:49 |
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Lightsabers can't melt blasteel doors.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 17:36 |
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Pro click.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 17:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:37 |
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Jesus
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 19:46 |