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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
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shareware

those weird sounds that a dial-up modem makes during connection

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
tucows

encarta

bitchx, mirc

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
just cranked my poo poo up to 188mhz, time to hit the turbo button and really get these graphics flowing :c00l:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
chrck out my sick Compaq Presario. Lol u got a gateway?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hit me up on ICQ. yeah, i know, every other service uses handles as an improvement over having to remember a long string of random numbers like with telephones but it's chill af over here

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I had saved up a bunch of money and begged my dad to help me order a nice video card for our PC (can't remember which one sadly, probably like an early Nvidia or ATI Radeon). I even made sure that the motherboard had the right slot to accept the card. I finally convinced him to buy it for me, it arrives, and it turns out it was too long to fit. There was some piece of plastic attached to the opposite side of the video card slot on the motherboard (part of one of the RAM bays or something IIRC) so it wouldn't seat all the way in. :mad:

But I said gently caress that and after a bit of sloppy research determined I could probably cut a slot through the plastic wide enough for the videocard could fit through without damaging the RAM or whatever component it was next to. So I used a dremel to painstakingly do that and it worked :golfclap: minutes later i was owning little bitches in q3

building computers was pretty fun whe i was a kid

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

I had my NES and SNES connected at the same time with their RF switches in serial. I was too afraid to turn them both on at once because I thought they would explode. Now I know nothing damaging would happen, but what would it have done? Would it have made the NES signal interlace with the SNES signal or just give you scrambled garbage?

honestly not qualified to know but my guess would be probably a random-ish looking scramble of both with a bunch of weird discoloration to boot

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

The Goatfather posted:

there was a little local computer shop near my school (this is where i bought deus ex pre-goty in a box) and one time they showed me an AGP video card someone had tried to return where they actually cut the slot bit of the card that inserts into the motherboard down to make it fit in an ISA slot

Ah yeah I did the opposite... there was no way in hell I was putting knife to that card that poo poo cost like $250-300

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Cyril Sneer posted:

Does anyone remember that "3D Body" simulator game, I think from Microsoft? You could fly around various anatomical regions of the body and like hunt down viruses and cancer cells or something?

Yeah that sounds very familiar but I can't remember what it was called much less who made it sorry

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

microsoft used to produce a lot of interesting software actually

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
.par (parity) files = magic

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

you were warned posted:

The forums still let you put an ICQ number in your profile, so it can't be THAT outdated!

:laugh:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

nice this brings back memories. i somehow swindled my parents into buying me this game when i was in middle school. got to see titties. owned.

umm i dont think this is really nsfw but jic
:nws:



:nws:

i used to think that she just had really weird nipples

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

don't worry pal, we all did

So... did you get the CD version or did you go the way of my friend and get the floppy version that came on 13 disks? :D

i had the cd version it looked just like the one pictured (different box though).

i remember getting it in a physical store (CompUSA or Circuit City it would have been) and it came with this free mouse pad:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Aleph Null posted:

NFO files and truly impressive, hand-made ASCII art.

ANSI art was the most impressive to me ill link some later when not on my phone

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i was about to compliment your continued support and usage of mirc because it owns but ruuuuude

what is #gbs like

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
PS. maybe read some of your inbox mail you filthy heathen

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

The Bible posted:

I will never copy another floppy as long as I live.

yeah i still burn CDs from time to time

i do kind of miss cleaning out roller mice though. it was always somewhat satisfying.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i dont think anyone has posted this lil guy yet:



aww man he broke the tables! classic clippy.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
this might be a repeat but still,

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Buttcoin purse posted:

Or that one that said "HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT PORNO!" really loud

ah I almost mentioned that but I couldn't think of a good way to describe it. the voice sample is really distinct in my head though. iirc it spawned infinite windows of itself until it crashed your computer so that the audio would get stuck looping most of the time until you could scramble for a hard reset.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Rise of the Triad owned. I liked Wing Commander but yeah they were kind of star wars ripoffs... Even had mark Hamill doing voice acting

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Chief McHeath posted:



MERCY MOTHER OF GOD THE SPEAKERS HANG ON THE SIDE OF THE MONITOR!

this used to be really common for (lovely) computer monitors to come with speakers that attached to the side like that. a lot of times they would break off though and you'd find them just resting next to the monitor or leaning shoddily against the side of it.

they still sounded better than the speakers built into flat screens though I guess.

i'm more offended by that extremely stupid and superfluous looking keyboard

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
g4 power mac cube with accessories designed to match was peak apple

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i forgot that PC games used to use lots of FMV for exposition and whatnot. drat. i played a lot of this game as a kid:





couldn't figure out like half of the puzzles though and I couldn't get a strategy guide back then :(

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

JediTalentAgent posted:

It's sort of funny that when flight sims were at probably their highest popularity, the hardware to run them just wasn't there. Now that the hardware can likely do incredible flight sim stuff there's seemingly little interest in them anymore.

probably because they beg you to own a bunch of specialty peripherals for the full experience. i remember having a thrustmaster joystick:



ownzd

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
tom clancy games were too complicated i just wanted to shoot badass guns and kill terrorists

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Winamp is still better than any other player but unfortunately to enjoy the modern age you have to use whatever piss poor UI your streaming provider of choice craps out

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Segmentation Fox posted:

Does that mean that keeping local digital copies of music is also an internet relic?

no but it will be pretty soon

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Casimir Radon posted:

I have a cassette adapter. I'm not kidding.

Those sound almost as good as aux cables

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Brainworm posted:

Those of us running Linux could theme XMMS (Linux Winamp) to match the rest of the desktop, or at least GNOME.

It definitely got us laid. Like, a lot.



pretty sure i used that theme (in windows though of course since i actually did want to get laid)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I remember trying to play Dreamcast online with a modem but I don't think it was successful. First thing I remember working was PS2 with the ethernet adapter you could buy.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
nah this was just an adapter to allow you to go on the internet, i forgot it has a phone jack as well. it just takes up the expansion bay, i think they made a hdd expansion as well but you couldlnt use both at once:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i think gamecube stuff is still sought after mostly because smash bros melee is so popular still

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

drunk asian neighbor posted:

Also for the Wii, IIRC there are 3 specific games that can be used to mod a Wii to play :filez:, and only 2 work anymore: the original was Twilight Princess, and nowadays it's Smash Bros (which drives the price of it even higher than it's already-super-popular status), and...Lego Indiana Jones. I haven't checked to see if that game is worth a ton nowadays because of that (doubt it though).

for the Wii i had to do a hardware chip modification to use :filez: that was when it first had come out there might be software only now. dreamcast was awesome cause you didnt have to do poo poo. just burn some game straight to CDR and it would play no questions asked. lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
my dad had an ISDN line installed from his work when i was like 9 or 10. this was in the day when 28.8 dial-up was the most common speed in home (before 56k even). poo poo was sick. then he lost his job there and i got bumped back to 14.4 cause our neighborhood had ancient phone lines that couldn't deliver any faster.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


never forget

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