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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

github, the closed source, for-profit software that powers nearly all of open source.

how does it succeed with this model? honestly i think it's because it's european. people trust them for their outstanding ethics not found in american for-profits, i guess.

finding awful githubs is no challenge. repos with only an .md file probably outnumber the ones with working code. but if you can find one that is the funney or bewildering in some way, great. post it here to make a thread about

for starters, https://github.com/WesleySafadinho/ISIS.js

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pkev is this you?

pram
Jun 10, 2001


this is some kind of spam bot

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I think I still have a github. it would be full of asm demos for the Nintendo DS

pseudopresence
Mar 3, 2005

I want to get online...
I need a computer!
Doesn't everyone have a github full of projects that never got past the README. md

Sandpaper Wank
Oct 28, 2007
It's kind of uncomfortable
someone post the terrible video they made after the sex scandal where the two founders swap the president and ceo fedoras with each other

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
I think it's supposed to be about some brazilian meme


I feel bad about brazilian memes

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Fib posted:

Doesn't everyone have a github full of projects that never got past the README. md

I have several of these :-)

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

Fib posted:

Doesn't everyone have a github full of projects that never got past the README. md

i use bitbucket so no one else can see my shame

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Fib posted:

Doesn't everyone have a github full of projects that never got past the README. md

writing the readme.md is usually the stage after i give up

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I just keep my dead end unfinished projects on my local got repo. no need to embarrass myself putting half-assed junk on github

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

The Management posted:

I just keep my dead end unfinished projects on my local got repo. no need to embarrass myself putting half-assed junk on github

same

pram
Jun 10, 2001
github is free real estate guys

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
The github slogan is "Build software better, together." but github itself is built in Ruby???

pram
Jun 10, 2001
bitbucket is django :q:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

pram posted:

bitbucket is django :q:

The best of gear

Mahatma Goonsay
Jun 6, 2007
Yum
my github is all fart apps. you are welcome.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Mahatma Goonsay posted:

my github is all fart apps. you are welcome.

There have been 18 posts made by Mahatma Goonsay, an average of 0.01 posts per day, since registering on Jun 5, 2007.

:eyepop:

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

A Pinball Wizard posted:

There have been 18 posts made by Mahatma Goonsay, an average of 0.01 posts per day, since registering on Jun 5, 2007.

:eyepop:

hard to :justpost: when you're building quality fart apps

Mahatma Goonsay
Jun 6, 2007
Yum
uh oh I better go back to lurking.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
nooo come back gentle fart man! :(

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Mahatma Goonsay posted:

uh oh I better go back to lurking.

i consider myself a lurker. i'm just very bad at it.

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

pls star my githubs

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

duTrieux. posted:

i consider myself a lurker. i'm just very bad at it.

me too but i'm much worse at it when i'm drinking

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

pram posted:

bitbucket is django :q:

bitbucket server has javas in it

pram
Jun 10, 2001
because it was a different product u bitch dont front on me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stash_(software)

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I hate ruby!!!! I hate it!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

radium

pram
Jun 10, 2001
ruby is incredibly bad and i literally shudder at the harrowing realization that it will live on for decades in every halfassed, poorly implemented 'enterprise deployment' of chef and puppet

pram
Jun 10, 2001
we have to make sure ruby 1.9.3 is installed on this rhel 10 box, just check the extended maintenance repos - some turd 20 years from now

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
what was the one that wanted to track 23&me results or something similar and let people block other people from their forums or whatever based on genetic things*


*things being race, I vaguely remember it being very very racist

return0
Apr 11, 2007

pram posted:

ruby is incredibly bad and i literally shudder at the harrowing realization that it will live on for decades in every halfassed, poorly implemented 'enterprise deployment' of chef and puppet

ruby is fine. rails otoh

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Ben Grahams Ghost posted:

i use bitbucket so no one else can see my shame
i pay github US$7/mo to hide mine

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
https://github.com/jonschlinkert/alphabet

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

BooLoo posted:

what was the one that wanted to track 23&me results or something similar and let people block other people from their forums or whatever based on genetic things*


*things being race, I vaguely remember it being very very racist

I want to hear more about this

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

BooLoo posted:

what was the one that wanted to track 23&me results or something similar and let people block other people from their forums or whatever based on genetic things*


*things being race, I vaguely remember it being very very racist
was that the one that had only 3 fixed options - "negroid", "mongoloid" and caucasian or aryan or whatever other name for the cracker plague race

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

return0 posted:

ruby is fine. rails otoh

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

there was some readme.md-onyl repo i found. made an issue about whether the project was dead and the owner said "i just made this repo to remind myself to make this one day". it was the top result on google when searching for an app of that nature. gently caress you pal!!


lol

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

this is probably the worst thing on the site: https://github.com/domgetter/NCoC

funny comments though

https://github.com/domgetter/NCoC/issues/11

https://github.com/domgetter/NCoC/issues/12

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013


@domgetter domgetter changed the title from Everyone involved in or supporting this project is a hosed up little weirdo to Everyone involved in or supporting this project is a **** up little weirdo Nov 4, 2015

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