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i think the developer covenant is a cool idea but a) the name omg it's so dumb and b) I think it should be part of the license. something like the bad gpl where if people want to use your source code, they have to agree to adopt your developer covenant and they have to agree to enforce it in their projects.
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http://programming-motherfucker.com/ Programming, Motherfucker Do you speak it? We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years. We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker. We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do... Programming, Motherfucker. We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 19:14 |
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don't post my efforts to turn the success of the terrible programming thread into my own global brand
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akadajet posted:http://programming-motherfucker.com/ You could just list the author's name, Zed A. Shaw. XP is pretty nice in pieces, I pretend to follow that. Pair programming is a bit out of kilter, but I guess has value if you are farming out overseas.
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 19:43 |
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i really enjoy pair programming from time to time. i dont think i'd like it to be a mandatory process though
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pair programming is absolutely exhausting, and very annoying if your partner has a cold good for your bus number, though
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it's something i like to do at the start or end of a project when you want to get really in sync with the devs you're working with. i've never done really pair programming though. i just like, you know, sit in with them or something. also it's a really great way to learn about development tools you might be unaware of.and i like seeing how other people work.
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 20:21 |
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return0 posted:ruby is fine. rails otoh ruby is hot garbage and the only people left writing it in almost 2016 have extreme stockholm syndrome
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:it's something i like to do at the start or end of a project when you want to get really in sync with the devs you're working with. Yeah, its fine once in awhile. I wouldn't be interested working anywhere that tries to do it all the time, seems like that would be exhausting. Sometimes its nice to just quietly reflect on something without a guy yammering.
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 20:30 |
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pram posted:because it was a different product u bitch dont front on me
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triple sulk posted:ruby is hot garbage and the only people left writing it in almost 2016 have extreme stockholm syndrome yeah its basically just python tbh
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 00:24 |
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python is also bad
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 00:48 |
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ruby will die out before python because python has gained enough marketshare in data science to last for at least half a century or so.
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 00:51 |
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i like ruby better tho
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 00:51 |
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trying to decide between scripting languages is the closest thing I will ever personally experience to Sophie's Choice
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 01:35 |
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you obviously should always use rexx
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 01:37 |
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i can't program with someone else in the room, let alone in the urinal i mean chair next to me
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i really enjoy pair programming from time to time. i dont think i'd like it to be a mandatory process though it's good for code quality and knowledge sharing, but drat it gets on my nerves after a while, like backseat driving idk maybe were doing it wrong but i get frustrated watching the other person milling about and not looking up the documentation when we need it
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A Pinball Wizard posted:I want to hear more about this I read about it here so someone will remember I hope jony ive aces posted:was that the one that had only 3 fixed options - "negroid", "mongoloid" and caucasian or aryan or whatever other name for the cracker plague race I really can't remember anything else about it except it was terrible and hilarious and possibly linked in a stormfront forum or something so that seems entirely plausible
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 05:35 |
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oh here it is. I misremembered a bit, it possibly came from a good place but was immediately glommed onto by racists https://github.com/offapi/rbac-23andme-oauth2
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 05:41 |
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https://github.com/btcfoundationedcom/btcfoundationedcom.github.ioakadajet posted:Programming, Motherfucker
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 06:09 |
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python is the new perl, it will be supported forever because it will be in every garbage janitor script. ruby has already lost the war to be the next lovely CJ language, meaning that its existence will end once the next recession hits and all the ruby idiots will be laid off.
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 06:49 |
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leaving only javascript
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 09:21 |
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akadajet posted:http://programming-motherfucker.com/ programmers HUMILIATED by.......... pair programming lol at zed shaw
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jony ive aces posted:was that the one that had only 3 fixed options - "negroid", "mongoloid" and caucasian or aryan or whatever other name for the cracker plague race i thought that was some bitcoin thing. it sounds more up their street e: yes. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3675850&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=525#post442212953 Sweevo fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Dec 21, 2015 |
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Symbolic Butt posted:lol at zed shaw never heard of the guy. tell me more.
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The Management posted:python is the new perl, it will be supported forever because it will be in every garbage janitor script. ruby has already lost the war to be the next lovely CJ language, meaning that its existence will end once the next recession hits and all the ruby idiots will be laid off. wrong they're both the new perl and ruby endures through puppet and chef
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akadajet posted:never heard of the guy. tell me more. He thinks that programmers aren't autistic idiots who don't need to be constantly babysat to ship anything worth a drat remotely on time
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Sweevo posted:i thought that was some bitcoin thing. it sounds more up their street
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BooLoo posted:oh here it is. I misremembered a bit, it possibly came from a good place but was immediately glommed onto by racists
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# ? Dec 21, 2015 16:08 |
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just go to bugmenot and use a fake dna profile someone created earlier
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thank you for signing up and also congrats on surviving the Armenia genocide
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