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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > awful githubs

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

pkev is this you?

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

http://programming-motherfucker.com/

Programming, Motherfucker
Do you speak it?
We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years.

We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do... Programming, Motherfucker.

We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 19:14

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Symbolic Butt posted:

lol at zed shaw

never heard of the guy. tell me more.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 14:42

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