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I.N.R.I
just thought of this concept after reading a byob posters sincere plea for help in a thread about forum rules

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fuck. marry. t-rex

:yikes::nutshot:

Matoi Ryuko


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2kxlZDOHeQ

google THIS

also he's 63

Looke

robin williams?

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

um i don't think suicide is something we should joke about op

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if u have any honest concerns about the posters here u should give them this link http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

I.N.R.I
Any1 else ever see like a guy posting stuff like 10 weird things u didnt know about bug fashion etcetera in BYOB and think like, this guy has al jazeera set as his homepage for sure. plus he probably doesnt keep in touch with his parents . maybe its just me hjaha.

barfdog



I.N.R.I posted:

Any1 else ever see like a guy posting stuff like 10 weird things u didnt know about bug fashion etcetera in BYOB and think like, this guy has al jazeera set as his homepage for sure. plus he probably doesnt keep in touch with his parents . maybe its just me hjaha.

no, i agree. its something that troubles me frequently.


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

devil

Jesus christ

weird

by zen death robot
im suicidal too

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devil

thank you for your concern about my wellbeing i.n.r.i. but if i wanted to make posts about genuine suicidal thoughts i wouldnt do it in front of the big cool fyad boys because i cant stand the idea of your image of me being tarnished

barfdog



dave. posted:

thank you for your concern about my wellbeing i.n.r.i. but if i wanted to make posts about genuine suicidal thoughts i wouldnt do it in front of the big cool fyad boys because i cant stand the idea of your image of me being tarnished

well, after such a nonchalant response, im definitely convinced


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fuck. marry. t-rex

I.N.R.I posted:

Any1 else ever see like a guy posting stuff like 10 weird things u didnt know about bug fashion etcetera in BYOB and think like, this guy has al jazeera set as his homepage for sure. plus he probably doesnt keep in touch with his parents . maybe its just me hjaha.

I think stuff like 'this guy definitely tricked his mom into thinking he was doing homework on the computer to get extra video game time, but didn't do it at all' and 'this guy feels like he wasn't adequately challanged mentally in school and it's why he's so unmotivated all the time'.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Dave, I was only kidding when I said, "good". Please don't kill yourself Dave, I think you are funny.

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drilldo squirt posted:

Dave, I was only kidding when I said, "good". Please don't kill yourself Dave, I think you are funny.

what would you do if he actually did it? would you feel super guilty?


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Yes, I would.

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barfdog



drilldo squirt posted:

Yes, I would.

but encouragement is good, particularly if thats what he wants to do


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

joke_explainer


Maria bamfords kind of like that in some of her stuff, though more just depressed and not totally suicidal

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

barfdog posted:

but encouragement is good, particularly if thats what he wants to do

Not really.

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dave is good. save the dave

Matoi Ryuko


dave. posted:

thank you for your concern about my wellbeing i.n.r.i. but if i wanted to make posts about genuine suicidal thoughts i wouldnt do it in front of the big cool fyad boys because i cant stand the idea of your image of me being tarnished

Please get help, Mister dave. :(

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Take your meds pls

Twerkteam Pizza

Love you Dave

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

I think stuff like 'this guy definitely tricked his mom into thinking he was doing homework on the computer to get extra video game time, but didn't do it at all' and 'this guy feels like he wasn't adequately challanged mentally in school and it's why he's so unmotivated all the time'.

i try to presume nothing at all and judge a poster purely by his or her posting

Ace of Baes

dave. posted:

thank you for your concern about my wellbeing i.n.r.i. but if i wanted to make posts about genuine suicidal thoughts i wouldnt do it in front of the big cool fyad boys because i cant stand the idea of your image of me being tarnished

holy hell, epic flamewar about to go down in this thread

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Piso Mojado

thanks for bringing this all to my attention inri. I will raise this troubling news with the other "upper teir" posters in our weekly snapchat conference call.

Zorodius

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BUY IT.
how could anyone be depressed with all these great posts to read?

ScrubLeague

Zorodius posted:

how could anyone be depressed with all these great posts to read?

i didn't write any of them

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

i try to presume nothing at all and judge a poster purely by his or her posting

Not me, I like to "read between the lines" lol

its good i do cuz everyone in byob talks what they really mean like that anyway

Highly Unnecessary

oh noo not dave

zidane13

by Smythe
p. sure all comedians are actually suicidal and depressed. and most artists in general. just make more jokes and less cuts!!! unless they deep cuts, those are cool.

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Wake up in the morning. The sun is just rising. Outside, birds are starting to sing.

Shut the window. Close the blinds. That's better. Just the blue glow of the computer screen.

Lukewarm cans of Mtn Dew around the desk. A few of them aren't quite empty. Score! Pour them together into one cup, let the flavors mix. Garnish with a gummy bear, lime of course.

Heat a hot pocket in the toaster. Little scorched, but it works. Sprinkle some Bacon Bits on that like you're Gordon Ramsey at a fancy restaurant.

Now, pull on your snuggie. It's time to post.

Matoi Ryuko


zidane13 posted:

p. sure all comedians are actually suicidal and depressed. and most artists in general. just make more jokes and less cuts!!! unless they deep cuts, those are cool.

Please take a look at this link, friend. http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

zidane13

by Smythe

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Please take a look at this link, friend. http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

nah, I ain't gonna die, it's a waste of time. got more lovely pictures to draw and music to make

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zidane13 posted:

nah, I ain't gonna die, it's a waste of time. got more lovely pictures to draw and music to make

Please talk to someone, if you're feeling deeply depressed. Help is just a phone call away.

Salmiakki


zidane13 posted:

nah, I ain't gonna die, it's a waste of time.

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ty cat dynamite

Salmiakki


nothing but luigi

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ty cat dynamite

zidane13

by Smythe

Salmiakki posted:

nothing but luigi

drat straight, none of that toad poo poo.

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zidane13 posted:

nah, I ain't gonna die, it's a waste of time. got more lovely pictures to draw and music to make

you are beautiful. we love you. BYOB cares.

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