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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Make a video game so good everyone just plugs in and plays it until they die.

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JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
OK so if you have a wealthy megalomaniac who's playing the REALLY long game...

... back 30-40 years ago he quietly gained a controlling interest in several large multi-national beef corporations, and then deliberately saw as much of the herd as possible infected with mad cow, possibly a genetically-modified mad cow that doesn't show up on the current test or onsets much slower in bovines or something so it isn't detected. You could sci-fi this by having it be a made-up disease that uses some other food vector but honestly mad cow is one of the scariest loving things on Earth.

Decades later, the disease begins to manifest hardcore as everyone who ate any of the infected beef sees their brain begins to slowly disintegrate and society collapses in a few months due to massive numbers of critical workers barking at the moon and talking to their dead ancestors. You can even make the villain an apocalyptic religious vegan or something.

"THE COWS SHALL NO LONGER FACE YOUR HOLOCAUST. YOU SHALL NOT CRUCIFY MANKIND ON A CROSS OF STEAK."

Now you have your large population percentage dead (and it will hit harder in the more affluent meatasaurus nations, causing things to go to poo poo faster) and your villain can gloat about how he gave the people of the world a choice.

There's also no way anyone can do a loving thing about it once it's done. There's no vaccine, no cure, no hand-wavey Star Trek bullshit to save the day. The damage was and has been done, so unless you can invent a time machine the human race is going down hard. You could even have him say, "I'm not a comic book villain, Rorschach. I did it thirty years ago."

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007

Harrower posted:

Make a video game so good everyone just plugs in and plays it until they die.

There are a few cyberpunk stories where people develop video games so addictive that people die from playing them. They're usually treated as sci-fi crackheads. And for obvious reasons, most sane individuals avoid them like the plague. Let's assume a crazy libertarian world where smoking crack and shooting up heroin suddenly became legally acceptable. How eager are you to pick up a crack pipe or shoot up?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Invest in coal, gas and oil companies. Increase production as much as possible, pay off Political parites from profits to allow you to do more. The earth self corrects the problem within a century,

hooliganesh
Aug 1, 2003

REPENT!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

...nobody wants to release a virus that'll kill them too.

I dunno - I think the people wearing suicide vests would consider this collateral damage and acceptable losses, especially given their advance knowledge for making themselves and their loved ones right with entering the kingdoms of Allah, Jehovah, Jesus, whomever. Perhaps something highly contagious and airborne that's quickly-mutating and genetically similar to MRSA is the best route for something along these lines.

The coastal cities would fall first as surviving residents improvise woefully unprepared routes of egress towards rural destinations, only to be met with snarled, impassable roadways and government forces ordering their sheltering in place. When the water and electrical systems begin failing because workers have abandoned their posts because of fear for their own safety, rioting ensues until statewide travel restrictions are enacted and populated regions implode like falling dominoes.

Sounds eerily similar to most of the zombie apocalypse movies, but seems completely realistic with the right genetic engineering of a super pathogen/virus.

Reznor
Jan 15, 2006

Hot dinosnail action.
Destroying everything is ineffecient. A global one child policy would allow for a gradual controlled population decline with retention of industrial capacity. The problem is then getting a big enough stick to compell the world to go along. But you wpuldn't have to use it so that means you could go crazy on that end.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

i hosted a great goon meet and all i got was this lousy avatar
Grimey Drawer

Reznor posted:

Destroying everything is ineffecient. A global one child policy would allow for a gradual controlled population decline with retention of industrial capacity. The problem is then getting a big enough stick to compell the world to go along. But you wpuldn't have to use it so that means you could go crazy on that end.
You would have to completely revamp the global financial system. It's reliant on having more young people working than old people not working.

Unless you wanted to use the Logan's Run retirement plan.

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Reznor posted:

Destroying everything is ineffecient. A global one child policy would allow for a gradual controlled population decline with retention of industrial capacity. The problem is then getting a big enough stick to compell the world to go along. But you wpuldn't have to use it so that means you could go crazy on that end.

Yeah, the one child policy worked out real well for China.

Reznor
Jan 15, 2006

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Geniasis posted:

Yeah, the one child policy worked out real well for China.

Real talk. Didn't it? They were all third world and now they are one of the global superpowers.

Thanatosian posted:

You would have to completely revamp the global financial system. It's reliant on having more young people working than old people not working.

Unless you wanted to use the Logan's Run retirement plan.

Is't that the point of the story anyways?

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Reznor posted:

Real talk. Didn't it? They were all third world and now they are one of the global superpowers.


Is't that the point of the story anyways?

They're also going to have about 30 million more men than women by 2020, which is seen as somewhat less than ideal.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012
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Geniasis posted:

They're also going to have about 30 million more men than women by 2020, which is seen as somewhat less than ideal.

The pragmatic solution is to subsidise gay sex.

Reznor
Jan 15, 2006

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blowfish posted:

The pragmatic solution is to subsidise gay sex.

This really is the best direction to take your story. It could be the next fifty shades of grey.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

I'm gonna have to agree with turning everyone gay.

The old CIA experiments never stopped, gay bomb completed successfully, and you get to make fun of poo poo heel politicians at the same time.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

You should read the Apocalypse Triptych. It's a set of three volumes of short stories about the end of the world, and each author has their own take on what causes it/happens. The first volume is stories about right before what happens, the second is stories that take place during, and the final volume is stories about living in the post-apocalypse society. Some of the authors continue their storyline through each volume, while others are one-offs. It will give you a wide-ranging look at all kinds of ways that human civilisation might end.

You could do a pharmaceutical angle. Antibiotic resistance is growing at an alarming rate, and we're now finding resistance to some of the "last line of defence" antibiotics we have. We're not really funding the development and research of new ones and haven't for the past 30 odd years since all the money is in psych drugs, obesity, and cancer.

Also seconding the mad cow type idea - prions are loving terrifying. We used to think that they were not easily transmitted (eating infected brain tissue), but recent research in the last few years has shown they can be transmitted through aerosol particles, and there's preliminary research on their transmission through water reservoirs and crops (due to prions being found in manure) and infertility treatments.

bad day
Mar 26, 2012

by VideoGames

canis minor posted:

Seconding Utopia - while the eradication of humanity has been played along many times, I liked (and could understand and get behind) the reasons for it. I loved it for the sensibility of plot, the amount of colour and well defined characters.

Apparently HBO was to remake it but after googling I've found that remake got cancelled. Which is a shame, comparing with Helix and The Strain I've watched at the same time that dealt with end of world scenario.

Yeah I had thought of this scenario before I saw the series and it kind of felt like they were reading my mind (actually it's just an obvious combination of conspiracy tropes) but my story involved elites hiding themselves in bunkers and I was trying to think of how they would realistically go about doing this, if Alex Jones et al were actually right. In the scenario presented in Utopia there's no reason for elites to sequester themselves so that would not work.

I think the general motivation would be that wiping out 2/3 of humanity would forestall climate change, especially if you decimated most industrial and population centers. You wouldn't want to use nuclear weapons but kicking up dust would be no big deal as the preselected survivors are sealed away in self sustaining capsule communities for a decade or more.

bad day
Mar 26, 2012

by VideoGames
The problem with a virus (as anyone who has played Plague Inc. knows) is that it's really hard to infect the whole world. It can't be too virulent or too symptomatic and fatal or it won't properly spread.

Something like releasing a virus into key airport passenger hubs once the preselected survivors are sealed away might kill a lot of people, but it'd be unlikely to do the job in and of itself. In combination with something else, maybe?

thrakkorzog posted:

There are a few cyberpunk stories where people develop video games so addictive that people die from playing them. They're usually treated as sci-fi crackheads.

I just got a steam controller and wax pen :420: that charges via usb. As I sit here playing minecraft on my laptop I feel pretty cyberpunk crackhead myself..

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

bad day posted:

Yeah I had thought of this scenario before I saw the series and it kind of felt like they were reading my mind (actually it's just an obvious combination of conspiracy tropes) but my story involved elites hiding themselves in bunkers and I was trying to think of how they would realistically go about doing this, if Alex Jones et al were actually right. In the scenario presented in Utopia there's no reason for elites to sequester themselves so that would not work.

I think the general motivation would be that wiping out 2/3 of humanity would forestall climate change, especially if you decimated most industrial and population centers. You wouldn't want to use nuclear weapons but kicking up dust would be no big deal as the preselected survivors are sealed away in self sustaining capsule communities for a decade or more.

What's the point of preventing global warming, when you have to kill 2/3 of the world population to do it? It's not like earth will become uninhabitable at +2 degrees. Life on earth will adapt without problem, it's just that a lot of people in poorer countries and all of the world economies will suffer in the process and we want to avoid that. But if you are willing to kill a couple billions and annihilate the world economy anyway ...

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

bad day posted:

Yeah I had thought of this scenario before I saw the series and it kind of felt like they were reading my mind (actually it's just an obvious combination of conspiracy tropes) but my story involved elites hiding themselves in bunkers and I was trying to think of how they would realistically go about doing this, if Alex Jones et al were actually right. In the scenario presented in Utopia there's no reason for elites to sequester themselves so that would not work.

I think the general motivation would be that wiping out 2/3 of humanity would forestall climate change, especially if you decimated most industrial and population centers. You wouldn't want to use nuclear weapons but kicking up dust would be no big deal as the preselected survivors are sealed away in self sustaining capsule communities for a decade or more.


The dust would be a big deal in the sense that it would drastically change the planet to which the survivors would someday return. You'd essentially be freezing and choking everything, killing off a large portion of plant and animal life, etc. The survivors wouldn't just walk back out into a lush, happy world. Plus, given that it's not really been tested before on a large scale to see what kind of problems pop up, the chance of those survivor communities not dying off for various reasons is pretty low, especially since there is no safe place to go if something happens to their self-sustaining capsules. Then once it's safe for people to go back outside, the world is going to be very different.

AlwaysWetID34
Mar 8, 2003
*shrug*
Reverse any kind of gun control and legalize all drugs and let a large chunk of the population take care of themselves.

Alternatively, I've felt for a while that we need to stop reversing Darwinism and start helping it.
We coddle, cure, and protect people who degrade our gene pool. If we stopped putting time and effort into curing and treating genetic disorders, or only offered treatment to people who had no children and agreed to sterilization, we could do a small bit of population control and strengthen our genetics as a species going forward.

Der Luftwaffle
Dec 29, 2008
Just do The Purge, but worldwide.

Sockmuppet
Aug 15, 2009

bad day posted:

My best idea involves dropping giant rocks from low earth orbit onto major population centers.

Your best idea has already been taken.

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

JonathonSpectre posted:

OK so if you have a wealthy megalomaniac who's playing the REALLY long game...

... back 30-40 years ago he quietly gained a controlling interest in several large multi-national beef corporations, and then deliberately saw as much of the herd as possible infected with mad cow, possibly a genetically-modified mad cow that doesn't show up on the current test or onsets much slower in bovines or something so it isn't detected. You could sci-fi this by having it be a made-up disease that uses some other food vector but honestly mad cow is one of the scariest loving things on Earth.

Decades later, the disease begins to manifest hardcore as everyone who ate any of the infected beef sees their brain begins to slowly disintegrate and society collapses in a few months due to massive numbers of critical workers barking at the moon and talking to their dead ancestors. You can even make the villain an apocalyptic religious vegan or something.

"THE COWS SHALL NO LONGER FACE YOUR HOLOCAUST. YOU SHALL NOT CRUCIFY MANKIND ON A CROSS OF STEAK."

Now you have your large population percentage dead (and it will hit harder in the more affluent meatasaurus nations, causing things to go to poo poo faster) and your villain can gloat about how he gave the people of the world a choice.

There's also no way anyone can do a loving thing about it once it's done. There's no vaccine, no cure, no hand-wavey Star Trek bullshit to save the day. The damage was and has been done, so unless you can invent a time machine the human race is going down hard. You could even have him say, "I'm not a comic book villain, Rorschach. I did it thirty years ago."

Okay, wow, I like this one. Also, devout Hindus will inherit the earth, which is pretty funny.

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

McFunkerson posted:

Reverse any kind of gun control and legalize all drugs and let a large chunk of the population take care of themselves.

Alternatively, I've felt for a while that we need to stop reversing Darwinism and start helping it.
We coddle, cure, and protect people who degrade our gene pool. If we stopped putting time and effort into curing and treating genetic disorders, or only offered treatment to people who had no children and agreed to sterilization, we could do a small bit of population control and strengthen our genetics as a species going forward.

Finally, a big gross fly lands dead center in the honeypot

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McFunkerson posted:

Reverse any kind of gun control and legalize all drugs and let a large chunk of the population take care of themselves.

Alternatively, I've felt for a while that we need to stop reversing Darwinism and start helping it.
We coddle, cure, and protect people who degrade our gene pool. If we stopped putting time and effort into curing and treating genetic disorders, or only offered treatment to people who had no children and agreed to sterilization, we could do a small bit of population control and strengthen our genetics as a species going forward.

So nice of you to volunteer.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

McFunkerson posted:

Alternatively, I've felt for a while that we need to stop reversing Darwinism and start helping it.
We coddle, cure, and protect people who degrade our gene pool. If we stopped putting time and effort into curing and treating genetic disorders, or only offered treatment to people who had no children and agreed to sterilization, we could do a small bit of population control and strengthen our genetics as a species going forward.
Diabetes has been identified since at least 1500 BC. Up until the 1920s we had zero effective treatments for it. But type 1 diabetes didn't die out over those 3,500 years.

Evolution doesn't work the way you think it does.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Anne Whateley posted:

Diabetes has been identified since at least 1500 BC. Up until the 1920s we had zero effective treatments for it. But type 1 diabetes didn't die out over those 3,500 years.

Evolution doesn't work the way you think it does.

To add to this, evolution doesn't lead to organisms becoming "fitter" in some objective sense. It just leads to them being able to survive in their respective environments. If humans are able to live and reproduce, they are "fit." While I guess you could, in theory, try to promote certain traits through selective breeding, that wouldn't have anything to do with evolution or the "fitness" of our species.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Evolution is "a change in a population over time." There is no such thing as "de-evolution," or "reverse evolution." It's all a change in a population over time. That diabetes talk is mainly mutation, not evolution.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
His argument is that if we would just be a little edgier and stop treating genetic disorders, they'd be so heavily selected against that soon we as a population would stop having genetic disorders. That's dumb as poo poo. Diabetes is just an example of why it's dumb.

AlwaysWetID34
Mar 8, 2003
*shrug*
I wasn't actually trying to say anything so one sided. I guess my argument was that as a society we've reversed "survival of the fittest" by providing measures for those that nature would most likely deem unfit to continue surviving.

Whether it's providing a protected environment or treating those with genetic disorders, providing aid for those that are unable or unwilling to provide for themselves, putting safety warnings labels on everything, etc we actively put effort into allowing those genetics proliferate.

I didn't think, or claim, that we could force/accelerate evolution in anyway or that we were reversing evolution. Nor did I say that by stopping the treatment of genetic disorders or sterilizing those with them that we'd magically get rid of them.

But if you want to rid the earth of a percentage of the population start with those that most likely would have been taken care of by nature anyway. Then move on to the prisons and members of hate groups.

Or maybe I'm just an rear end in a top hat.

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007

McFunkerson posted:

I wasn't actually trying to say anything so one sided. I guess my argument was that as a society we've reversed "survival of the fittest" by providing measures for those that nature would most likely deem unfit to continue surviving.

Whether it's providing a protected environment or treating those with genetic disorders, providing aid for those that are unable or unwilling to provide for themselves, putting safety warnings labels on everything, etc we actively put effort into allowing those genetics proliferate.

I didn't think, or claim, that we could force/accelerate evolution in anyway or that we were reversing evolution. Nor did I say that by stopping the treatment of genetic disorders or sterilizing those with them that we'd magically get rid of them.

But if you want to rid the earth of a percentage of the population start with those that most likely would have been taken care of by nature anyway. Then move on to the prisons and members of hate groups.

Or maybe I'm just an rear end in a top hat.

You're basically advocating eugenics. And that makes you an rear end in a top hat.

While it was a popular theory in the first half of the 20th century, that line of thinking leads to Auschwitz. So most people, sane people really want nothing to do with that policy.

So yeah, you're an rear end in a top hat. I'll give you credit for being ignorant, and not knowing that you're basically giving the same arguments as Hitler for cleaning up the human race.

I hate to Godwin, but the comparison is appropriate here.

thrakkorzog fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Mar 1, 2016

AlwaysWetID34
Mar 8, 2003
*shrug*
Woah, so this is starting to go down a dangerous path here. I no longer intent to argue or support my own statements above. I get what you're saying above in that if my comments are taken seriously and at face value it's a slippery slope... But for the record, I wasn't trying to imply people should be targeted based or race, religion, sexual orientation, etc. Nor am I supporting slaughtering any number of innocent people.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
"I'm not saying we should slaughter people, we should just refuse to treat them so they die horribly, or maybe sterilize them"

e-e-e-edgy

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

McFunkerson posted:

I wasn't actually trying to say anything so one sided. I guess my argument was that as a society we've reversed "survival of the fittest" by providing measures for those that nature would most likely deem unfit to continue surviving.

We haven't reversed anything. Humans helping other humans to survive occurs in nature just as much as anything else that occurs in nature. We are just as much a part of nature as any plant or animal or rock.

If someone with a disease or condition survives because their fellow humans helped them to survive, then nature deemed them fit to continue surviving, by definition.

DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore
If you want to accelerate evolution, just shoot people into space and wait. Sooner or later we're due for another geomagnetic storm. Anyone in LEO will get hit with all kinds of fun particles and mutations are sure to follow.

We narrowly missed another one a few times ago. If it had hit, all that stuff about society collapsing and mass die offs would have happened. Your scenario doesn't really need a supervillian.

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McFunkerson posted:

Woah, so this is starting to go down a dangerous path here. I no longer intent to argue or support my own statements above. I get what you're saying above in that if my comments are taken seriously and at face value it's a slippery slope... But for the record, I wasn't trying to imply people should be targeted based or race, religion, sexual orientation, etc. Nor am I supporting slaughtering any number of innocent people.

But like, hasn't that been the end result of every eugenics program? I mean yeah, I guess you could make a case that it could be beneficial is done objectively and without bias towards any ethnic or religious group, but good loving luck with that.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
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Geniasis posted:

But like, hasn't that been the end result of every eugenics program? I mean yeah, I guess you could make a case that it could be beneficial is done objectively and without bias towards any ethnic or religious group, but good loving luck with that.

What eugenics program ever gets press though? You've only heard about THOSE ones because they end up murdering a bunch of people.


But anyway maybe you could just enact a law where anyone gets paid to commit murder. Each body you bring is like $500 or something. Sure that's a terrible idea and just makes huge conglomerates of roving murder gangs but it would reduce the population.

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To be fair, it's not like there's only ever been one definition. And even things like pre-natal care were considered eugenics at one point. So it isn't like the field is completely tainted, but when you start to get into the territory of deciding which people should and should not get to reproduce, that gets real dicey real quick.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

itt let's take a step back and reassess whether Hitler did, in fact, do anything wrong

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

itt let's take a step back and reassess whether Hitler did, in fact, do anything wrong

If the nazis had been against eugenics, would you still have a problem with it ~~~

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

does it still mean I get to make like pugs but with human babies

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