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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Post your favorite ones, ranging from cool and good stuff like:



or:



(everything corn in the bible/crowe, really)

to complete meltdowns about a game that costs less than a dollar:

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Dec 24, 2015

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HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009



On two one dollar games:



Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Dec 24, 2015

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!


These are my favorite

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/382240-%3ABOapple%3A?filter=blood%20of%20old

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!





Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

"I didn't spend 1,600 hours leading a group of players to help them play the game, and survive, just to [...]"

ahahahahahaha

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Dec 24, 2015

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
holy poo poo

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
I got headshot after several seconds of no cover the enemy must be using aimbots!

Obscil
Feb 28, 2012

PLEASE LIKE ME!


I think I found a goon review.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Oh god I'm so happy we finally got a Steam_Community.txt thread.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009




Propaganda Hour posted:

Oh god I'm so happy we finally got a Steam_Community.txt thread.



eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy


this game is such a chore

*plays it for 88 hours*

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy


Normally when I arrest african american folk I feel really racist about it but in this game I don't so that's a pro. Random word slurry is a con.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Eonwe posted:



this game is such a chore

*plays it for 88 hours*

Which game?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Witcher 3, lmao

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Must be a goon reviewing a Bethesda game.

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!





Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



What the hell game is this?

e: it should probably be mandatory to make it obvious what game the reviews are for, so there aren't a million of this post in the future

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
^ or make it a game to guess the game, a game guessing game


this review speaks to me (trash)

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER

Alabaster White posted:

What the hell game is this?

e: it should probably be mandatory to make it obvious what game the reviews are for, so there aren't a million of this post in the future

I'm guessing it's Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist, a game about a game from one of the creators of Stanley Parable.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I found some guy who had played ~200 hours of Grim Dawn and his review was also "not recommended".

I don't get these people.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I didn't know Franz Kafka designed sandbox MMOs.

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Der Shovel posted:

I found some guy who had played ~200 hours of Grim Dawn and his review was also "not recommended".

I don't get these people.

One time I had tens of hours in a game because I left the setup running for that game for days, so maybe that's what happened there?

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

To be fair some people with a lot of hours in a game enjoy it a lot then updates or whatever else could ruin the hell out of the game

Olive Branch
May 26, 2010

There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.

I can't link on a mobile but a ton of not recommended reviews on Rocket League are from bitter Undertale fans who were upset Rocket League won Game of the Year.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Der Shovel posted:

I found some guy who had played ~200 hours of Grim Dawn and his review was also "not recommended".

I don't get these people.

Has a game ever made you so angry that you beat it to spite it?

This happened in the 80s for me with Hydlide. That game was such poo poo, and I was stuck with the rental of it for a whole weekend that I beat it out of spite.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Olive Branch posted:

I can't link on a mobile but a ton of not recommended reviews on Rocket League are from bitter Undertale fans who were upset Rocket League won Game of the Year.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

The meltdown is hilarious but I always laugh at people who feel the need to tell someone they're reported.

Der Shovel posted:

I found some guy who had played ~200 hours of Grim Dawn and his review was also "not recommended".

I don't get these people.

Might be a joke review?

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Anatharon posted:

The meltdown is hilarious but I always laugh at people who feel the need to tell someone they're reported.

Honestly, I don't care much, which is why I'm going out of my way to write a paragraph about the fact I'm reporting you.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica


http://store.steampowered.com/app/384990/

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Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



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