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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i just used diskpart on a usb drive

post the last dos command you used

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

dir

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

xcopy

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

ll

(leisure suit larry 1)

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

WOLF3D.EXE

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
ls

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
DELTREE C:\NETWARE

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

sfc /scannow

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Instead I would like to post lomarf in this thread

Lomarf.

Thank you.

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer
deltree

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
pre:
www.command.com

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


yard salad posted:

WOLF3D.EXE

i came here to post this

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


QBASIC /RUN GORILLAS.BAS is pretty good though

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I use ipconfig a lot I guess

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

SQUISH IN OUT SQUASH

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
net send coworker-machine "I eat dick"

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
arp.exe -a
getmac.exe
hostname.exe
ipconfig.exe /all
nbtstat.exe -A 127.0.0.1
nbtstat.exe -S
nbtstat.exe -c
nbtstat.exe -n
net.exe view
net.exe session
netdom.exe query DC
openfiles.exe /query /v
route.exe print
netstat.exe -no
netstat.exe -ao
net.exe start
pslist.exe -t
pslist.exe
pstat.exe
tasklist.exe /svc
handle.exe -a
at.exe
psservice.exe
sclist.exe
sc.exe query
sc.exe queryex
net.exe user
net.exe localgroup administrators /domain<
net.exe localgroup
net.exe localgroup administrators
net.exe group
quser.exe
showgrps.exe
whoami.exe
net.exe accounts
psloggedon.exe
net.exe file
net.exe share
net.exe use
psfile.exe
autorunsc.exe
msinfo32.exe /report %OUTFILE%
psuptime.exe
srvcheck.exe \\127.0.0.1

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

if youre typing commands in anything made after windows me it isn't a "dos" command you loving RETARD

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
seriously though how come I have to use the command line to see my IP address

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Silver Alicorn posted:

seriously though how come I have to use the command line to see my IP address

U can also go to network settings > adapter settings > right click on your adapter and choose status > click "details"

It's easy

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

U can also go to network settings > adapter settings > right click on your adapter and choose status > click "details"

It's easy

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Sagebrush posted:

U can also go to network settings > adapter settings > right click on your adapter and choose status > click "details"

It's easy

wow, thanks

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

slmgr.vbs -rearm

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
memmaker

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol id never type anything into a windows 'shell'

pram
Jun 10, 2001
only the purest, posix compliant shells as envisioned by ken thompson himself

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
rm -rf /

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

TIESTART.exe

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

bump_fn posted:

rm -rf /

'rm' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Don Lapre posted:

'rm' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

your os is actually a pos

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
just realposting cuz some times i gotta rep the 'pos, i'd say

procomm.exe

that'd be my fav dos utility growing up while stuck in dos era

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Deltree c: /y

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Format c: /U

Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil
edlin

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
ansicon php lomarf.php

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Silver Alicorn posted:

seriously though how come I have to use the command line to see my IP address
because the only things you ever need to know your ip address for are other command-line janitor tasks

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Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008


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