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Pesticide20 posted:The baristas know the difference when you order I'm so confused.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I'm so confused. It was a terrible attempt at a joke while fairly high
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Oh. OH. Its creeper guy. Ok I get it.  Also do not click this link Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year" Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Dec 29, 2016 |
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Professor Bling posted:Why didn't I listen
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I don't really prefer starbucks over other locally available options, but if I'm on a road trip, starbucks almost always have a nice clean bathroom. Way better batting average than any other interstate exit fast food chain I can think of.
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Dec 29, 2016 06:08
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Professor Bling posted:Why didn't I listen
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Dec 29, 2016 06:11
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Jesus loving christ, my roommate just made fried rice, too
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654693&pagenumber=5#post433214942 Turns out I had it wrong, this wasn't a Shimpost.
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Dec 29, 2016 06:21
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Professor Bling posted:Why didn't I listen
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Dec 29, 2016 06:43
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TheQuietWilds posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654693&pagenumber=5#post433214942 Hahaha I was the catalyst for that. Oh and that kid got medically separated during boot. Shinsplits or some other bullshit, I only talked to him briefly in a p-way. Felt kind of bad for that sad sack.
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Professor Bling posted:Why didn't I listen
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Also do not click this link Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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We had a codeword at my last job that the baristas would use if someone was being creepy as gently caress to them. It was a queue for the big bearded guy (me) to go cover the cafe while they went to "restock." They usually left in a few minutes and I could get back to work.
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Tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZUbuVokKc8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R102OG_Mx8Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FljNILAozts
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TheQuietWilds posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654693&pagenumber=5#post433214942 Huh. Weird. I've never been quotable before.
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Laranzu posted:Huh. Weird. I've never been quotable before. It was funny then and it's still funny.
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Zeris posted:Having worked at starbucks I feel comfortable advocating for a special silent alarm for baristas to press when unaccompanied adult males order hot chocolates Was this when you were getting your mfa? Either way, lots of gay dudes up there will find it hard to resist you when you have facial hair
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This is a polite request for some Katy perry gifs https://gfycat.com/HelplessGloomyGerenuk  https://gfycat.com/InferiorDelectableKiwi Suicide Watch fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Dec 29, 2016 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Oh. OH. Its creeper guy. Ok I get it. Oh dear lord why in the gently caress would you repost that
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Carteret posted:We had a codeword at my last job that the baristas would use if someone was being creepy as gently caress to them. It was a queue for the big bearded guy (me) to go cover the cafe while they went to "restock." Just so you know this would have had the opposite effect on me 
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Professor Bling posted:Why didn't I listen
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Suicide Watch posted:Was this when you were getting your mfa? Either way, lots of gay dudes up there will find it hard to resist you when you have facial hair I am still getting my MFA, and no it was well beforehand. Anyway, during my time at starbucks, we had a very pretty girl working on our shift who reported receiving a long weird creepy handwritten note from an older guy who perched at a table near the register. Next day we figure out it's the same guy and he's back. I guess nobody thought to call the cops, the note wasn't threatening and he wasn't doing anything illegal. This starbucks was in a very wealthy suburb where the manager bent to the wills of whiny, "I'm rich and therefore must face no inconvenience" suburbanites. Following the manager's lead, we felt resigned to keep an eye on the guy. While mopping the floors I noticed he was turning his head to inspect with sincere dedication the yogapant-covered-asses of every teenage looking girl who ordered at the counter. He had some old cheesy wannabe writer notebook, a touring cap / cabby hat ("never wear a hat that has more character than you,"), a long grey ponytail sticking out from behind, half dozen leather bracelets on each wrist, etc. etc. I think he caught the hint that notes and leers weren't welcome, because we were all practically staring at him, because he never came back. Syracuse was a really small town so I kept running into / hearing about this guy from several angles, and I realized gut judgments are usually pretty accurate about who the creepos are. That was a few years ago, and thankfully I don't have to deal with those situations anymore.
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Zeris posted:I am still getting my MFA, and no it was well beforehand. Don't "perv-gaze" shame. Someday we'll all be old men staring at whatever will pass for yoga pants in forty years. I imagine by then they'll be wearing thongs and t-shirts with holes in the front so them titties are literally hanging out.
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I think it's more the creepy long hand written note that went along with the perving. Discrete perving is a pretty good way to spend an afternoon in my opinion.
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Or you don't perv on strangers because that's weird. And bragging about it doubly so.
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I don't get these dudes that write notes. Like for real, sack up and just ask the chick out. Notes just make you look like the beta bitch you really are. Also, I kind of want to meet this Lucas dude, he seems like a pretty far out cat and it would be worth getting a look at him in the wild. HCT, can you make that happen?
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Cinnamon challenge? Diet Coke and Mentos was a nice gently caress off too
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Addendum: The creep was in his 60s; married and had an autistic daughter whose nanny I knew through friends and also considered him a creep; and he owned/ran a massage school - all things I found out afterwards.
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There is an old dude I see pretty often at the local Starbucks who is pretty impressive, he wears Crocs or Tevas along with khaki shorts and a khaki vest regardless of temperature and has a huge silver ponytail. He's also really fat but not like nerd obese so much as old dude that hammers beer fat. I don't think he's ever done anything creepy and I hope not because as it stands I respect his commitment to old dude zero fucks given. I go to Starbucks a lot because I keep getting gift cards, people know my spirit animal is a teenage girl and they enable me. This is not a complaint, it is a statement of fact
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Just so you know this would have had the opposite effect on me My baristas loved gay dudes. You'd never have had the chance 
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there was a creepy guy at my local mall that would sit at the coffee place in a fishnet shirt who would stare at everyone someone made a facebook page for him eventually and he disappeared after that
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Potential BFF posted:There is an old dude I see pretty often at the local Starbucks who is pretty impressive, he wears Crocs or Tevas along with khaki shorts and a khaki vest regardless of temperature and has a huge silver ponytail. He's also really fat but not like nerd obese so much as old dude that hammers beer fat. Yeah awkward wardrobes should be accessible to everyone & judgment free for the most part, that's fine. It's just that there's a few hallmarks of autism and boundary issues and they tend to repeat themselves in the form of fedoras, ponytails, wallet chains, vaping, military service, etc.
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Anony Mouse posted:I don't know how many people will recognize this but behold:
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Incest is illegal. Pedophilia is illegal. Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex. The talent busting out of these Stevie Wonders and Galileoi. Warp drives and real rock n roll again. The Second Rennaisance of science and sound. Ted Talk replaces religion. We get these young men on it and put the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen. Me. If you allowed me to respect you as you deserve.
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Zeris posted:Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex.  no it won't.
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I'm glad I'm not the only person endlessly amused by this human filth and his terrible, terrible writing
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