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Jesus, the first christmas, lived in a hot as gently caress part of the world I prefer to celebrate Christmas in this fashion. hot. sitting next to a case fan. beer in hand. lappy in the sun. oculus rift at the beach. presents and hour long shits some of you fuckers chose the heathen winter Christmas. can't piss outside coz it's cold? best just piss on the carpet, coz that's the level of human being you are
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It's never too cold to piss outside fyi
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Dec 25, 2015 23:15
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its been 21-22 degrees celsius in the northeast us today
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Dec 25, 2015 23:35
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mishaq posted:its been 21-22 degrees celsius in the northeast us today that is getting there Stereotype posted:It's never too cold to piss outside fyi this is subjective. i am soft as gently caress
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Dec 25, 2015 23:54
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im spending christmas day inside with the a/c on binging netflix and drinking whats left of the cooking wine, brandy and port. justt like the baby jesus told us to
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Dec 25, 2015 23:56
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echinopsis posted:Jesus, the first christmas, lived in a hot as gently caress part of the world hmm seems pretty cold to me  maybe op is an idiot?
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Dec 26, 2015 01:56
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The coldest I've ever peed outside was -50F
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Dec 26, 2015 01:59
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Stereotype posted:The coldest I've ever peed outside was -50F Is it ice by the time it hits the ground?
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Dec 26, 2015 02:19
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pram posted:hmm seems pretty cold to me lets just check out the temperature in the desert at 2am  /
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Dec 26, 2015 03:31
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what temp is it in glorious Texas mate? presumably you also enjoy the benefits of a hot sunny Christmas
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Dec 26, 2015 03:32
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Stereotype posted:The coldest I've ever peed outside was -50F that's too cold for me. just piss on the carpet next to the fire coz it'll dry out quicker
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Dec 26, 2015 03:33
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echinopsis posted:lets just check out the temperature in the desert at 2am 17 celulciliusoids
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Dec 26, 2015 03:38
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pram posted:17 celulciliusoids I am jealous. not only do you get sweet sweltering temperatures, you can also afford shoes
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Dec 26, 2015 03:41
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echinopsis posted:that is getting there its not normal and its lovely
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Dec 26, 2015 03:49
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I spent Christmas day drinking champagne on the terrace watching the boats on the lake and got sunburned. And it freaking RULED.
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Dec 26, 2015 03:53
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BooLoo posted:I spent Christmas day drinking champagne on the terrace watching the boats on the lake and got sunburned.
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Dec 26, 2015 04:14
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mishaq posted:its not normal and its lovely there is NO good reason to like a cold xmas except that its what you grew up with and nostalgia and wintery movies etc it's objectively worse but I accept for some of you cockamamie cock suckers it's subjectively better but like our good mate booloo said, maybe try a christmas where going outside not wearing a massive fuckin jumper and snow shoes is like. where it's still light enough to just hang outside till 9pm in t-shirt and shorts and smoking sick beer treats
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Dec 26, 2015 04:16
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echinopsis posted:there is NO good reason to like a cold xmas except that its what you grew up with and nostalgia and wintery movies etc uh, santa
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Dec 26, 2015 04:17
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isn't even real mate my wife and I have effectively killed off any kind of santa or christmas spirit in the kids too. I don't think they realised it was xmas yesterday because we had a massive xmas-eve party and present openings and they had late night and most presents already opened by the morning. the kids werent fussed about getting up early. thank gently caress coz i hate that bearded fucker getting credit for poo poo my wife did. gently caress santa. gently caress him with mishaqs long by spindly dick
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Dec 26, 2015 04:21
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echinopsis posted:there is NO good reason to like a cold xmas except that its what you grew up with and nostalgia and wintery movies etc I was out in shorts and a short sleeved shirt this year on christmas eve and it was lame, I mean as a novelty it was kinda memorable but winter owns and I think you bottomsiders are all nuts more having warm weather christmas
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Dec 26, 2015 04:26
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We labeled some presents as being from Santa and some being from us this year
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Dec 26, 2015 04:28
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thats a real weird mixed message. here children please dont believe in jesus but santa yeah he's ok with me?
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Dec 26, 2015 04:29
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maniacdevnull posted:I was out in shorts and a short sleeved shirt this year on christmas eve and it was lame, I mean as a novelty it was kinda memorable but winter owns and I think you bottomsiders are all nuts more having warm weather christmas its about warm weather in general. winter is never good. i wish every day was summer solscite.
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Dec 26, 2015 04:30
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echinopsis posted:its about warm weather in general. winter is never good. i wish every day was summer solscite. Please, please stop trolling.
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Dec 26, 2015 04:31
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santa arrives on a surfboard if you live on the coast and in a rusty ute if you're inland. This is oz law 
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Dec 26, 2015 04:35
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winter is.. cold.. short days.. seasonal affective disorder.. rushing to close the doors. its cold and lovely and not warm the ONLY good part is I wear more jerseys summer has nice long days, no rain.. you aren't cold much. dont spend as much money making yourself warm. its not that cold anymore
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Dec 26, 2015 04:36
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echinopsis posted:lets just check out the temperature in the desert at 2am 
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Dec 26, 2015 04:38
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It's so hot and humid that the icing melted off the dessert here
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Dec 26, 2015 04:38
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even summer sucks when it's cold
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Dec 26, 2015 04:40
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Santa surfing is a nifty idea, booloo
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Dec 26, 2015 04:41
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woah there i've got to disagree winter > summer all the time every time
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Dec 26, 2015 05:21
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Captain Foo posted:Santa surfing is a nifty idea, booloo there's usually a whole bunch of santas surfing or jet skiing in bondi beach each year. It's dorky but I love it 
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Dec 26, 2015 05:22
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BooLoo posted:there's usually a whole bunch of santas surfing or jet skiing in bondi beach each year. It's dorky but I love it you didn't get pics did you 
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Dec 26, 2015 06:02
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nah, actually being a local means I don't go out of my way to go to bondi beach, but they always show the surfing santas on the news every Christmas 
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Dec 26, 2015 06:09
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In Australia they have Christmas BBQs.
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Dec 26, 2015 18:11
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christmas was invented in germany in the 19th century, so if they say its supposed to be cold then it's supposed to be cold
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just buy a toilet op
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