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HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

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Afro Doug

it looks like a weiner

Pizzatime

a tiny, shriveled shaving gel wiener

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Pizzatime posted:

a tiny, shriveled shaving gel wiener

it's my comment on the universal human condition in a vast uncaring universe slowly inevitably dying of heat death aren't we all shriveled shaving gel wieners

Robot Made of Meat

HUSKY DILF posted:

it's my comment on the universal human condition in a vast uncaring universe slowly inevitably dying of heat death aren't we all shriveled shaving gel wieners

It may be a comment on the universal human condition in a vast, uncaring universe that almost immediately when I saw a hand with a gold ring, I thought of goatse.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Robot Made of Meat posted:

It may be a comment on the universal human condition in a vast, uncaring universe that almost immediately when I saw a hand with a gold ring, I thought of goatse.

it's silver....maybe you just see what you want to see

Robot Made of Meat

3200K lighting has lulled me into false hopes yet again.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Salmiakki



https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



That Pokemon has the weirdest boner

social vegan



*looks at tiny shaving gel wiener in palm of hand and wonders if this really is the best a man can get*

Scaly Haylie

social vegan posted:

*looks at tiny shaving gel wiener in palm of hand and wonders if this really is the best a man can get*

joke_explainer


Robot Made of Meat posted:

It may be a comment on the universal human condition in a vast, uncaring universe that almost immediately when I saw a hand with a gold ring, I thought of goatse.

weddings must be challenging for you

google THIS

social vegan posted:

*looks at tiny shaving gel wiener in palm of hand and wonders if this really is the best a man can get*

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
so i just went on the bad dragon website to see if i could find one that looked like that then im all nah

Robot Made of Meat

!! You came back again. Good to see you.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
thank you for the warm welcome :sun:

treasure bear

Scaly Haylie


thank you cumt, that was the joke

treasure bear

oh :(

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
it was still a lovely photoshop :3:

treasure bear

Adiabatic posted:

it was still a lovely photoshop :3:

it was real

http://imgur.com/a/QlPFz

treasure bear fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Dec 27, 2015

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
ha ha uh huh you cant fool me its not THAT good of a photoshop cmon man

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
adiabetic and lizwiz tag team

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Well done.

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Scaly Haylie


oh wow, good job cumt

bwatts

Lizard Wizard posted:

oh wow, good job cumt

this doesnt work when its in front of people who had to help you get a job and saw green smoothie a man from the internet told you to make dribble down your matted beard you disgusting mess

SurfinArbiter

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heh
what the hell is all this blue toothpaste. ill be over here using white toothpaste if anyone needs me

Scaly Haylie

bwatts posted:

this doesnt work when its in front of people who had to help you get a job and saw green smoothie a man from the internet told you to make dribble down your matted beard you disgusting mess

whatever you need to say to get your jollies, man.

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
Check out the blue balls on that one!

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Robot Made of Meat

SurfinArbiter posted:

what the hell is all this blue toothpaste. ill be over here using white toothpaste if anyone needs me

I'd be more concerned if I thought they were shaving with toothpaste than by the color of the product, but maybe that's just me.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

social vegan



shave your teeth and get a job

Twerkteam Pizza

social vegan posted:

shave your teeth and get a job

Do your milk, get 8 hours of drugs, and eat your school everyday

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
i gave my junk a good going over and i sort of have a landing strip thing going on. fiancee likes it. im such a slut.

i think it's art but i dont think i am supposed to post it here. it is too intense.

Salmiakki


you are absolutely supposed to post your dick on tje forums

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate

Salmiakki posted:

you are absolutely supposed to post your dick on tje forums

well im half filipino so it's small and im ashamed of my small penis that is why i am not posting my small penis. the end.

social vegan



we've trimmed some bits for the pg-13 edit of watchmen

social vegan



ok just one

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

well im half filipino so it's small and im ashamed of my small penis that is why i am not posting my small penis. the end.

I'm sure we have all seen smaller. But have we have all seen landing strips?
* I'm not pressuring you

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?

social vegan posted:

we've trimmed some bits for the pg-13 edit of watchmen

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treasure bear

social vegan posted:

we've trimmed some bits for the pg-13 edit of watchmen

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