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Look at me, I'm Bill Gates. I own like 50 mansions and donate figgies upon figgies to charity.
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*pisses on and rapes my imported Bangladeshi slaves* *funds anti-US terrorist groups* *is considered a US ally*
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*is appointed to the United Nations Human Rights Council after beheading a record number of people for religious crimes*
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Powercrazy posted:*is appointed to the United Nations Human Rights Council after beheading a record number of people for religious crimes* Hey man, Saudi has problems we don't even have. Half those were arrested for sorcery! As much as gun crime is a real problem, at least we don't have loving sorcerers.
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haha u sure showed him OP
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sometimes my printer doesn't work after a reboot, thanks bill
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im gonna move space travel to the private sector
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Olivil posted:haha u sure showed him OP Gonna cut him down to size.
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"Developers devlopers developers developers. I love this company!" <-- guess which eleven figgie fucktard this is. (Hint: its Steve Ballmer.)
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i live in a mansion in la alone and post on twitter about having no friends
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18-13 should be enough for anybody
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with all other worldly concerns solved, I spend a lot of time thinking about my impending death. it's the only thing my money can't solve. sometimes I give a lot of money to charity to make myself feel better about my life. other times I invest in longevity medical research in a futile attempt to extend my life. I will take up crazy diets, cleanses, and possibly religions. I will give money to schools and hospitals so that my name is remembered after I'm gone. I will briefly research Chinese black market organs but conclude that it is unreliable. I will take most of the money I made and put it in a trust that will perpetually execute my wishes instead of giving it to my children, but really it's so that it's waiting for me when they find a way to unfreeze me from the thousand year cryogenic freeze I set up for when I'm about to die.
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my wife finds and pre-screens my mistresses for me, I don't have that kind of time.
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i'm worth more than everyone who shops at and works at my stores
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i might have tbi but at least I got these sweet super bowl rings
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i have a highly curable cancer but instead of doing chemo i'll give this bullshit new age diet a whirl because i know better than doctors
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oh poo poo the diet didn't work and now the cancer has metastasized. i'm a dead man walking
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Suspicious posted:oh poo poo the diet didn't work and now the cancer has metastasized. i'm a dead man walking the kid isn't mine even though the paternity test says it is
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Suspicious posted:oh poo poo the diet didn't work and now the cancer has metastasized. i'm a dead man walking Hmph. It's okay though; I just had my lawyers put on me on every donor registry in America- my residence will change whenever an organ just so happens to show up.
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Gunda, im getting paid today so I'm going to take the wheelbarrow to carry all the Marks back home.
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Carol, when is the youngests birthday again?
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My ex wives each have multiple vacation homes
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I have a banker who works for me exclusively
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Suspicious posted:oh poo poo the diet didn't work and now the cancer has metastasized. i'm a dead man walking guess ill jump the line for a liver transplant
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Sun Valley is fun but it's way too high profile.
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I've bought multiple 1960s ferraris at auction. They sit in a warehouse and I pay someone to start them once a week. This person has no other job
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Dec 28, 2015 02:24
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I've got no problems with institutions approaching me with requests for donations, as long as they understand id at least like a building named after me
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Dec 28, 2015 02:25
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My full time job is selectively giving away money and stock to fashionable progressive causes
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The president returns my phone calls and I've been to the White House multiple times. It's not nearly as nice as my house but I appreciate the history
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My security detail has automatic weapons and consists solely of ex special forces troops who have all killed dozens of people. Their jet lands before mine to secure the area
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Dec 28, 2015 02:29
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I constantly spew sound-bite worthy platitudes about how money won't make you happy and if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life. I've been worth over a billion dollars since my 30s and have never wanted for anything. People who make $35,000 a year take this as evidence they are making wise financial decisions
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The only time I drive is in my personally owned race car at the track
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one time when my private jet was in for unscheduled maintenance and the backup jet was unavailable i had to fly commerical first class, it was awful
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My marginal effective tax rate has been in the mid teens for years, yet I have managed to convince people who pay close to 30% that my contribution is disproportionate, unfair, and detrimental to society
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Dec 28, 2015 02:39
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the floor of hell will be paved with my bones
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Sometimes when I'm feeling bored and frisky I'll contribute funds through various anonymous conduits and try to throw an election
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pram posted:the floor of hell will be paved with my bones That was the original plan, however after purchasing enough lots in the area to install my own puppets to Hell's planning board, they will in fact be paved with other bones.
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