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So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age?
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Only looooooove pads the filllllmmmm
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Jan 4, 2016 07:31
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Who's that behind the Foster Grants? It's Ogg!
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Jan 5, 2016 04:15
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Chili peppers burn my gut.
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Jan 5, 2016 19:29
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Chances aaaaare that I'll kick your scrawny rear end.
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Jan 8, 2016 05:34
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OH MY GOD HE'S SNAPPED! 
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Jan 11, 2016 07:50
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This isn't Lysistrata. I like it, but it isn't Lysistrata.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:34
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Super Bob Vila!
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Jan 15, 2016 21:34
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Evil Mastermind posted:This is my favorite, too. Mike's delivery of "their stomachs knotted like fists" cracks me up every time. "Dad, I'm dating a Negro" slays me every time. That short is pretty unsettling to me after my husband confirmed what I'd always suspected - that this short is a fairly accurate representation of his upbringing. My kid and I love to hate-watch Catching Trouble. "Ross tries to towel away the evil, but nothing doing."
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Jan 16, 2016 19:39
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And I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood...
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Jan 17, 2016 00:31
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OldTennisCourt posted:Sidehackers was the episode where they learned that had to watch movies and check them fully before writing jokes right? It had a graphic rape scene as I recall. Because the scene got cut, there's a big gaping plot hole. At one point, Servo says, "For those of you playing along at home, Rita is dead." I'm very fond of Sidehackers. It gave us the line, "Chili peppers burn my gut," which gets quoted at my house a lot.
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Jan 17, 2016 04:04
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Woman sings: I want a Corvette! Mike: I don't give a tin sh–
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Jan 17, 2016 20:31
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Also on one of the 42nd Street Forever compilations, they open with Charlton Heston on a tennis court for some reason, explaining the rating system. Very odd.
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Jan 18, 2016 23:56
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Mom? Dad? Tell me you heard that!
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Jan 20, 2016 15:20
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The Ape of Naples posted:I have this wish that Quentin Tarantino would remake Red Zone Cuba. That…just might work. And now the song from Red Zone Cuba is stuck in my head. "Drink Night Train / Go to the basketball game / Throw up under the bleachers…"
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Jan 21, 2016 00:49
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This is where my tongue lives.
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Jan 22, 2016 03:48
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Frodo gets drunk and screws with his neighbors.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:53
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The Ape of Naples posted:You mean Progress Island, USA? A Quinn Martin Production!
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Jan 26, 2016 23:15
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I fell asleep the first time I tried to watch Castle of Fu Manchu and haven't attempted it since. Will have to rectify that as I got that set for Christmas.
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Jan 30, 2016 04:22
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The Ape of Naples posted:I kinda want a MST3k soundtrack album. I'd be all over that. Night Train isn't a bad song, really; imagine Johnny Cash singing it instead of Carradine.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:14
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If anyone's going to San Diego Comic-Con this year, be forewarned: I'm going to be cosplaying Mr. B Natural (provided my friend with sewing ability will agree to make the costume).
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Feb 4, 2016 04:27
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So I'm attracted to guys now?
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Feb 4, 2016 15:14
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You know, I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay.
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Feb 4, 2016 17:18
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Don't patronize me, old man.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:22
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This man does things he's not proud of.
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Feb 9, 2016 16:13
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Emotions are for ethnic people.
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Feb 10, 2016 04:14
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MARTINI!
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Feb 10, 2016 05:21
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Dad, I'm dating a Negro! 
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Feb 10, 2016 07:38
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I adore the shorts and would love it if we saw some new ones. It's far too dark for MST3K, but I would love to see what Rifftrax could do with this British farm safety short from the 1970s called "Apaches." Five or six kids play around dangerous farm equipment and all die in extremely horrible ways (drinking paraquat, drowning in manure slurry pit).
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Feb 11, 2016 17:40
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I love what Servo says in the host segment about Catching Trouble: "If you enjoyed this in any way, something's wrong with you."
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Feb 11, 2016 21:02
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Ms Boods posted:According to the British-born Mr Boods, these two freaked out a lot of 1970s British kids. What about that one, I think it's called "Dark and Lonely Water" with Donald Pleasance narrating and a Grim Reaper figure standing by while kids drown? What was up with 1970s England, anyway?
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Feb 12, 2016 20:27
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My my my OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
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Feb 16, 2016 03:31
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"I had to eat a lizard and drink my own urine." "You've been out here just 20 minutes!"
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Feb 23, 2016 01:09
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Senior Woodchuck posted:My wife and I saw The Revenant last night. During the part where Leo's getting hosed up by the bear, I couldn't help but think, "Now why couldn't this have happened to Ross Allen?" Ross is no stranger to raping the land.
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Feb 27, 2016 19:20
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Who's that behind the Foster Grants? It's Ogg!
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Feb 28, 2016 20:31
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Watched Werewolf tonight. The kid and I sang along with the end credits. Tusk!
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Mar 11, 2016 06:08
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I love Creeping Terror for that horribly cheesy music and dancing at the community center scene. I could watch that on a loop for hours.
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Mar 11, 2016 22:04
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Now I'm fantasizing about everyone riffing on "Apaches." I know it will never happen, but it would be sooooo glorious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZCz_Rv-8D0 - it's a mix of unintentionally hilarious and genuinely disturbing.
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Mar 12, 2016 19:04
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CaptainYesterday posted:Volume XXXVI titles announced: HADJKA!
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And bootleg DVDs of the Godzilla vs. Megalon episode are plentiful and easy to find. Or so I've heard.
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