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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's coronavirus roadmap – Boris Johnson urged the country to take its first tentative steps out of lockdown this week in an address to the nation that was immediately condemned as being divisive, confusing and vague"

Telegraph:

'Social bubble' could be limited to fewer than 10 friends and family

Matt:

Housing market in England to reopen for 'socially distanced' property viewings

Independent:

Little Richard obituary

Times:

Sturgeon reveals irritation over Whitehall lockdown messaging

Evening Standard:

Chancellor extends UK furlough scheme until end of October

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... seeing your loved ones again

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the government's lockdown lite messaging – The Conservatives have announced the first easing of coronavirus restrictions in England, but some of the edicts are light on detail"

Telegraph:

Britain is facing 'significant recession', says Rishi Sunak

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

UK minister hails 'game-changing' coronavirus immunity test

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... golfers back on the links


Guardian Australian Sport:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Hehehehe silly women don't know how golf course work :holy:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on people attending A&E during Covid-19 crisis — Doctors are warning of ‘a ticking timebomb’ of untreated illness because of coronavirus fears after the latest figures showed the lowest number of people in at least a decade sought A&E care in April"

Telegraph:

Unions warn of 'lack of understanding' over English school reopenings

Independent:

PMQs: Keir Starmer presses Boris Johnson over care home deaths

Times:

Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson to launch war on fat after coronavirus scare

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the back-to-school row

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Can't believe all these radical militant activist teachers are so unwilling to be Heroes

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Obviously the reason COVIlD-19 is a problem is that people are fat and unfit

Lets clap for the PE teachers

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the reopening of England's primary schools – Teaching unions have questioned the feasibility of safely implementing Gavin Williamson’s decision to reopen primary schools on 1 June"

Telegraph:

'Gardening helps me deal with things': England's garden centres reopen

Matt:

Peak District tells people to stay away as English return to beauty spots

Independent:

After Breugel.

Times:

Global report: Trump threat to cut trade ties over Covid-19 branded 'lunacy' by Chinese media

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Parents waiting for their children to go back to school after lockdown

‘The thought of me not going back to school on June 1st tipped her over the edge’.

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"After lockdown, a chink of light? – The UK – or, more specifically, England – prepares to face the post-coronavirus future"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:

Treasury considers tax hikes and pay freezes to cover Covid-19 costs

Sunday Times:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress off Bob

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the class of Covid '19 – Michael Gove has insisted it is safe for children to return to school, but could not rule out pupils and teachers catching coronavirus"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Tories accused of hypocrisy over key workers with immigration bill

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Youth will have to turn to trade unions to avoid unemployment and a slump ahead, but are being prevented by the out of control products of corrupt businessmen. AGC

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Guavanaut posted:

Youth will have to turn to trade unions to avoid unemployment and a slump ahead, but are being prevented by the out of control products of corrupt businessmen. AGC
Alternatively: Blower is a oval office and will spend an eternity in the afterlife being drowned in an inch of piss by the gods he has affronted. AGC

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Priti Patel, immigration and the NHS — The shadow home secretary has accused the government of “rank hypocrisy” for closing the door to low-skilled immigration while cheering NHS workers"

Telegraph:

Thousands of Covid-19 cases missed due to late warning on smell loss, say experts

Matt:

Virtual Chelsea Flower Show 2020: what to expect and where to watch tutorials

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

'Air bridge' plan to avoid 14-day quarantine and save holidays abroad

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... our under-threat summer hols


David Squires:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

You wouldn't know good taste if it bought you a drawing lesson Blower you loving egg

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That penultimate Squires panel :allears:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Cloud Potato posted:

David Squires:


oh my god the doll in the second panel

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Johnson, Hancock and protecting care homes — In evidence that raises further questions about ministers’ claims to have ‘thrown a protective ring around care homes’, it emerged that agency workers unwittingly spread the infection as the pandemic grew"

Telegraph:

Quarantine measures may lead to shortage of fruit pickers in Britain

Matt:




Independent:

Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine, White House confirms

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Queen's money woes

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the little engines that couldn't – Boris Johnson said he has ‘growing confidence’ that a ‘world-beating’ test, track and trace system will be in place by 1 June"

Telegraph:

UK beach safety campaign aims to avert bank holiday deaths

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Marking books not safe suggests new coronavirus guidance for teachers

Evening Standard:

Tory MPs call for end to 'immoral' surcharge for migrant health workers

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Sir Tom Moore

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Johnson's help for heroes – Boris Johnson has waived the NHS surcharge for migrant health workers, but only after intense pressure from Labour, the media and his own party"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Plans for contact-tracing in doubt as app not ready until June

Times:


Evening Standard:

Motorists urged to shun beauty spots as UK faces balmy bank holiday

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lockdown beach trips


Guardian Australian Sport:

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012



New AV

Mokotow fucked around with this message at 19:18 on May 22, 2020

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

:eyepop:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's U-turn on the NHS surcharge — Boris Johnson was forced into the first major U-turn of his premiership on Thursday, as he announced that overseas NHS staff and care workers would no longer have to pay a controversial visa surcharge"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Eduardo Kingman.

The i paper:


Times:

Chinese security forces could be deployed in Hong Kong under new law

Stephen Collins:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I've never wanted someone to get the rona more than Bob. God loving drat it.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I've never wanted someone to get the rona more than Bob. God loving drat it.
:same:

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
The surrender of our freedom, prosperity and dignity seems to have protected the environment to some degree so I'm for it, thanks BoB

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"No-deal Brexit and unicorns – In the wake of coronavirus, something ugly comes…"

Sunday Telegraph:

People fear return to work will risk their family, GMB survey finds

Matt:

Business groups brand UK's quarantine plan for arrivals 'isolationist'

Sunday Times:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress off Bob

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Dominic Cummings' roaming charge – Ordinary people and MPs alike have voiced anger over the Downing Street aide’s lockdown-flouting trip to visit his parents"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's defence of Dominic Cummings – The UK prime minister’s chief aide has refused to resign or apologise for driving 264 miles to Durham to isolate on his parents’ property while his wife was sick with suspected coronavirus"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Dominic Cummings' trip north


David Squires:

Bonus! Squires's take on 10 Cloverfield Lane.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Dominic Cummings’ press conference — The crisis that has engulfed the government over Dominic Cummings’ conduct continued to rage unabated after an unprecedented press conference in which he repeatedly refused to resign or apologise"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Public anger swells ranks of Tory MPs turning on Dominic Cummings

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Dominic Cummings' eyesight

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on England's track-and-trace strategy – The public will be instructed to stay at home for 14 days even if they have previously had coronavirus or self-isolated"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Excess UK deaths in Covid-19 outbreak approach 60,000

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the new lockdown


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's social media threat – Donald Trump’s apparent plans to punish Twitter could reshape the web – but not necessarily in way he intends"

Telegraph:

Contact tracers report feeling unready as system launches

Matt:

UK lockdown rules: what you are allowed to do from Monday

Independent:


Times:

Matt Hancock fails to say if Dominic Cummings did right thing

Evening Standard:

Premier League plans restart on 17 June with Manchester City v Arsenal

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... test and trace in the UK

Olpainless
Jun 30, 2003
... Insert something brilliantly witty here.
Bob is the worst loving one of the lot at the moment.

(It's the Telegraph that's the worst)

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian Australian Sport:


https://twitter.com/samkrowlett/status/1266311877895823361

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson easing lockdown — Up to six friends or relatives will be able to gather in parks and gardens from Monday, two metres apart, Boris Johnson has said in a cautious easing of lockdown restrictions in England"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Ferdinand Bol.

Times:

Twitter hides Donald Trump tweet for 'glorifying violence'

Stephen Collins:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Toby for PM

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
His hair looks like a pile of dung on the podium and I rather fancy that is still preferable to old Boris Johnson!!!!!! :hehe:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson tells the nation to follow the rules – But Dominic Cummings appears not to be on message"

Sunday Telegraph:

Covid-19 transmission rate stable for third week, says ONS

Matt:

:sun: It's hot! Counter: 1. :supaburn:

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson easing lockdown for shielders — The government’s surprise announcement that more than 2 million of the most vulnerable people will be allowed outside from Monday lacks any scientific rationale and amounts to a public relations exercise, a leading virus expert has said"

Telegraph:

Privacy group prepares legal challenge to NHS test-and-trace scheme; Warm UK weather to continue into next week after sunniest spring on record
:sun: It's hot! Counter: 2. :supaburn:

Matt:

Thousands return to school in England but many parents still wary

Independent:

Police officer filmed kneeling on George Floyd's neck charged with murder

Times:


Evening Standard:

Christo, artist who wrapped the Reichstag, dies aged 84

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the return of horse racing and parliament — Senior MPs have warned that many elderly members of parliament and those with health conditions will be “disenfranchised” and put at risk of contracting Covid-19 if they are forced back to the House of Commons for debates and votes this week"

Telegraph:

High-speed collision and fatal injury spoil racing's long-awaited return

Independent:

George Floyd killing: widespread curfews fail to stop fresh wave of protests across US

Times:

Christo obituary

Evening Standard:

Coronavirus: Ministers 'looking at ways to relax travel quarantine rule'

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... car dealers reopening


David Squires:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump's church photo op amid George Floyd protests — The Episcopal bishop of Washington DC has said she is “outraged” after officers used teargas to clear a crowd of peaceful protesters from near the White House to make way for Donald Trump" After Delacroix.

Telegraph:


Matt:



14-day UK coronavirus quarantine for travellers 'temporary' say ministers

Independent:


Times:

After Joe Rosenthal.

Evening Standard:

Keir Starmer: 'Boris Johnson has to get a grip and restore public confidence'

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the return of sport

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