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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
As the forums go down in flames, I just want to thank you for this thread and all the fury it's prompted over the years :v:

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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


This is definitely my favourite thread to fly into a rage at.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Pilchenstein posted:

As the forums go down in flames, I just want to thank you for this thread and all the fury it's prompted over the years :v:

mrpwase posted:

This is definitely my favourite thread to fly into a rage at.

:same:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


You've done a shitload of work for a ridiculously long time, so if it all collapses then godspeed.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
Cheers Potato

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Awwww. Thank you all for the very kind words.

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Robert Jenrick's links to Richard Desmond — Boris Johnson has full confidence in the housing secretary, Robert Jenrick, Downing Street has insisted, despite fresh revelations about his relationship with the billionaire property developer Richard Desmond, in documents published this week" Richard Desmond - Wikipedia; used to publish porn mags.

Telegraph:

'The atmosphere was ugly': Bournemouth aghast at beach chaos; :sun: It's hot! counter: 4. :supaburn:

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Rebecca Long-Bailey sacking reignites Labour turmoil over antisemitism

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... dental surgery backlogs

‘My receptionist tells me you were complaining that I’m charging a Covid supplement?’

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Want a copy of Marxist Doe

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Britons flocking to the beaches – Matt Hancock warned the government will take action to close beaches and public areas if people flout safety restrictions" After John Hassall.

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Lovis Corinth and Lewis Carroll.

The i paper:


Times:

After Goya.
Bonus! Moland's animated cartoon.

Mail:


Stephen Collins:

Bonus! A 52-minute interview with Stephen Collins and the Association of Illustrators.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Oh my god, just catch loving Covid already Bob you disgusting poo poo.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Oh my god, just catch loving Covid already Bob you disgusting poo poo.

Fun semi-regular reminder that Bob is under 40 & will still be with us writing poo poo comics for the rest of my life.

Less surprising, of course he went to a fee-paying school.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

forkboy84 posted:

Fun semi-regular reminder that Bob is under 40 & will still be with us writing poo poo comics for the rest of my life.
First thing I'm gonna do in the afterlife is badger the first god I see into letting me smite the oval office.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Robert Jenrick is lucky at board games, unlike some… Chris Riddell on the Tory housing secretary keeping his job and Rebecca Long-Bailey’s sacking"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

After Martin Handford.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:



Is.... is that a Bob cartoon that's actually quite funny? loving hell, end times indeed.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Johnson's pledge to rebuild the UK economy – Boris Johnson has promised to spend billions of pounds to rescue the economy while warning the country faces a ‘thunderclap of economic consequences’ of Covid-19"

Telegraph:

Mark Sedwill to step down as UK's top civil servant

Matt:

Boris Johnson sparks public horror after posing doing press-ups on newspaper front page

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Dominic Cummings' plans for the civil service — Former senior civil servants and opposition parties have condemned the departure of Sir Mark Sedwill as a sign the government is undermining the impartiality of the civil service"

Telegraph:

'Absolutely fanciful': Boris Johnson's new deal not Rooseveltian, say critics

Matt:

Leicester forced into local lockdown to combat surge in Covid-19 cases

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lockdown in Leicester

"What do you reckon the chances are of an air bridge to Manchester?"

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's 'new deal' announcement – The prime minister used a speech in Dudley to promise planning reforms and ‘build, build, build’ a way out of the looming recession"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

No 10 accused of sowing confusion over Leicester lockdown

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's 'new deal' plan to rebuild the economy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Boris is acquiring a Thatcher nose.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and the Leicester lockdown — Confusion over the level of Covid-19 testing data available to Leicester city council during its recent outbreak in cases intensified as Boris Johnson claimed his government had shared information"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Dave Cleverly.

Times:

Hong Kong: hundreds arrested as security law comes into effect

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the coronavirus Christmas panto crisis facing theatres

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



That makes no sense at all Paul, he’s the genie. Christ.

VVV :golfclap:

Red Oktober fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 2, 2020

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Red Oktober posted:

That makes no sense at all Paul, he’s the genie. Christ.

Oh no he isn't!!!!!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Really have to strain to read this any other way than "we need a second wave of the deadly viral pandemic in order to help the economy"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Gavin Williamson's advice for schools — Schools in England have been given few restrictions on how they will be able to operate when pupils return in autumn, but the welter of recommendations and advice has led headteachers to complain of ‘mind-boggling’ practical difficulties"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Fauci says US death toll 'going to be very disturbing' and fears 100,000 daily cases

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on the Leicester lockdown


Guardian Australian Sport:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
One silver lining of the inevitable resurgence of covid is that Bob will hopefully catch it. What a piece of poo poo

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

crispix posted:

One silver lining of the inevitable resurgence of covid is that Bob will hopefully catch it. What a piece of poo poo

https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1279400128235913219

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the reopening of English pubs – The government has said that pubs in England can reopen from 6am on Saturday 4 July, but not all are convinced the move is safe" After Hogarth.

Telegraph:

Ghislaine Maxwell will not say anything about Prince Andrew, says friend

Independent:

After Hokusai.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:


Bonus! David Squires on Independence Day.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

wow i'm used to just hating people posted in this thread for exposing people to bad takes rather than exposing people to respiratory viruses, this is a new one

still, gently caress off bob

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/wizardcubes/status/1279500333023219712

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

I reckon blower is a secret bob operation to make him seem less abjectly poo poo in comparison

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Oh my god is an even bigger twat than I could possibly have imagined.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson gets Britain building again – Chris Riddell on the prime minister’s plan to tear up planning regulations"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

Prince Andrew under pressure after arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
He is accused of raping a child what japes teehehehehe

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's tribute to the NHS – The prime minister was among those who applauded the NHS on its 72nd birthday"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Boris Johnson pledges £1.5bn lifeline to keep UK's arts sector afloat

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's £1.5bn lifeline to the arts – The PM has promised a package of grants and loans to the UK culture sector, which is facing ruin because of Covid-19"

Telegraph:

Ennio Morricone, Oscar-winning Italian film composer, dies aged 91

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Fury as Boris Johnson accuses care homes over high Covid-19 death toll

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell


David Squires:

GTO
Sep 16, 2003

I quite like that blower one.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Why? You know it's a dig at those pathetic snowflakes who believe in politically correct nonsense like epidemiology.

GTO
Sep 16, 2003

I just thought the morricone play on the old Western trope of 'this town ain't big enough for the two of us' and social distancing was quite clever.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
it is, in fact, an actual joke, and not just Boris Johnson smashing a virus as the lefty snowflakes cower in fear or whatever, so by Blower's standards it's very much high art

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
The little pie got very scary :(

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's slap for carers – The prime minister is under growing pressure to apologise after seemingly pointing the finger at care homes over excess coronavirus deaths"

Telegraph:

How Rishi Sunak could kickstart UK's post-lockdown economy

Matt:

Chancellor's 'eat out to help out' plan: how to get value for money


Stamp duty holiday may revive housing market, say experts

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on… accusations of China turning British establishment figures into agents

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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
I'm honestly warming to Matt. He's just out here living his best life doing subpar dad jokes for six hundred and fifty thousand pounds a loving year? Ok, there's the anger back lol buy me a house Matt you overpaid oval office

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