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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell: let them eat out – As part of his summer statement, the chancellor has announced a discount scheme to encourage people to spend in pubs, cafes and restaurants"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Rishi Sunak's £500m meal deal giveaway

"That's a rich dish, Rishi!"

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal


Give me £650,000.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Matt really is comedy bronze.

Also I'll buy plat for anyone that pushes Bob down a well. Just putting that out there :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's tax records – The US supreme court has ruled that the president may have to reveal financial documents, dealing a major blow to his fight to keep them secret"

Telegraph:

Leicester mayor accuses Matt Hancock of not sharing Covid-19 data

Matt:

BBC in row with No 10 over decision to restrict free TV licences

Independent:


Times:

Boots and John Lewis to cut 5,300 jobs and close stores

Evening Standard:

Gyms, pools and salons to reopen shortly in England

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... magic money trees


Guardian Australian Sport:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



In a long line of poo poo Bob cartoons, him lazily mewling "debt " in a tragic hope Ramirez will share one of his Pulitzers with him.

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Fork cough and dine... Is that what I think it is?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's a cross of the Eats, Shoots, and Leaves construct and the famous Norfolk & Chance.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Chris Grayling's latest plum role – The former cabinet minister is expected to be appointed as chair of the powerful intelligence and security committee next week"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Mexico and Maldives could be included on second batch of 'air bridge' countries

Independent:

After Rubens.

The i paper:

No 10 plans weight loss drive to ready UK for expected Covid-19 second wave

Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Britons urged to avoid travel on cruise ships


Stephen Collins:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
:( Doctor, I am depressed.
:drugnerd: Go read Paul Thomas the famous cartoonist. He sucks poo poo and he knows it, he's so loving bad at everything and the fact that he can't even live up to racist fuckstick Mac in terms of terrible tepid takes for the paper that supported Hitler makes me roar with laughter at his existence.
:( But doctor...
:drugnerd: I know who you are.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Just downright dogshit of a cartoonist :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Chris Grayling as Goldilocks – With him as chair of the UK intelligence committee, what could go wrong?"

Sunday Telegraph:

Firm with links to Gove and Cummings given Covid-19 contract without open tender

Sunday Times:

After Fragonard.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Jesus loving wept Bob, if you suck the government's dick any harder you'll turn them inside out

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump wearing a mask in public for the first time – The US president wore a mask on a visit to a military hospital in Washington DC"

Telegraph:

Holidaymakers urged to take out extra travel insurance post-Brexit

Matt:

BT boss warns of outages and security risks if UK ditches Huawei

Independent:

Face masks in shops will not be mandatory in England, Gove suggests

Times:


Evening Standard:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Blower learn to draw a loving map of britain, you're a political cartoonist, and perhaps also learn how to draw someone sitting down you loving hack

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


"Operation Steal British Fish"

gently caress off Blower. You're a loving trashfire of an idiot.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

J_RBG posted:

Blower learn to draw a loving map of britain, you're a political cartoonist, and perhaps also learn how to draw someone sitting down you loving hack
I don't see the problem.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Guavanaut posted:

I don't see the problem.



:eyepop:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the twin threats of Brexit and coronavirus – Care home staff’s exclusion from the UK’s post-Brexit fast-track visa system for health workers ‘could increase the risk of future Covid-19 infections’"

Telegraph:

Labour urges ministers to clarify 'muddle' over face masks in English shops

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Coronavirus: shoppers in England must wear face masks from 24 July

Evening Standard:

UK economy may not recover until end of 2022, Treasury forecaster warns

David Squires:

Jack Charlton obituary

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Johnson and Trump finally wearing masks — Retailers and police must both play a role in enforcing the use of face coverings by shoppers in England, a cabinet minister has said after officers said the law would be unenforceable"

Telegraph:

Europe divided on Huawei as US pressure to drop company grows

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Facemask confusion deepens with sandwich shop exemption

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump claiming credit for UK's Huawei ban — Donald Trump has claimed credit for the UK’s decision to ban Huawei from the country’s 5G networks, after it was announced the firm would be stripped out of phone networks by 2027"

Telegraph:


Matt:



Edward Colston statue replaced by sculpture of Black Lives Matter protester Jen Reid
Black Lives Matter sculpture of Jen Reid removed from Colston plinth

Independent:

Test and trace: Boris Johnson and Sir Keir Starmer's explosive exchange – video

Times:


Evening Standard:

Banksy Tube graffiti: Cleaners 'unaware it was by artist'

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Ok, everyone, sing it with me: fuuuuuucccckkk ooofffffffffff bbbbbbooooobbbbb

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
They make us wear gay woman bra on face and not stand up with our pints in pub it like Hitler and the nazis all over again!!!!!!!!! :bahgawd:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Shamima Begum winning the right to return to UK — Shamima Begum, the 20-year-old woman who left east London as a schoolgirl to join Islamic State, should be allowed to return to the UK to challenge the Home Office’s decision to revoke her British citizenship in person"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson to urge country to return to work as Bank Governor warns of long-term recession threat

Matt:


Independent:

MP who beat Chris Grayling to intelligence chair role loses Tory whip

Times:


Evening Standard:


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Matt Hancock's coronavirus calamities – Andrew Lansley, the Conservative former health secretary, has criticised the government’s handling of the Covid-19 pandemic"

Telegraph:

Britain can aim for 'significant return' to normality in time for Christmas, says Boris Johnson

Independent:

After Caravaggio.

Times:


Stephen Collins:


Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Britain's roadmap back to work – Chris Riddell on the confusing route to recovery"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

Russia's ambassador to UK denies coronavirus vaccine-hacking claims

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Bob finally realising Britain isn't Great is surprisingly right for him.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


forkboy84 posted:

Bob finally realising Britain isn't Great is surprisingly right for him.

I think he's saying "Britain would be great if not for this bollocks". Granted that's still something.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's 'nuclear deterrent' – The prime minister has insisted that England can avoid a second national lockdown"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Oxford coronavirus vaccine triggers immune response, trial shows

Independent:

Boris Johnson prepares to suspend UK extradition treaty with Hong Kong

Times:


Evening Standard:

Trump refuses to commit to accepting election result as Biden enjoys poll lead

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the UK criticising China and Russia – The UK is to immediately suspend its extradition treaty with Hong Kong and also bar the export of riot control equipment following Beijing’s imposition of a sweeping national security law on the territory, Dominic Raab has announced"

Telegraph:


Independent:

UK secures deals for 90m doses of coronavirus vaccine

Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:


Bonus! David Squires on The Dark Knight Unmasked.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson failing to investigate Russia interference — The British government and intelligence agencies failed to prepare or conduct any proper assessment of Kremlin attempts to interfere with the 2016 Brexit referendum, according to the long-delayed Russia report" After the School of Fontainebleau.

Telegraph:

EU leaders seal deal on spending and €750bn Covid-19 recovery plans

Matt:




Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Blower even hosed up not only drawing a room, but also writing his name

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's failure to shelter the NHS from US interests – A clause in the government’s trade bill to protect the health service was rejected this week, intensifying fears it could be sold off to US healthcare firms"

Telegraph:

Brexit negotiations have not broken down, say No 10 sources

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Boris Johnson praises 'sheer might' of UK as he heads to Scotland

Evening Standard:

Antisemitism settlement plunges Labour party into civil war

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's trip to Scotland — Boris Johnson was accused of using the coronavirus pandemic ‘as some kind of political weapon’ by Nicola Sturgeon, against a backdrop of rising tensions over the future of the union"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Sainsbury’s and Asda say they won't enforce English face mask laws

Independent:

'A hell of a year': Tories reflect on 12 months led by Boris Johnson

Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's recent policies – Prime minister made comment about anti-vaxxers when rolling out free flu jabs for over-50s"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Brexit trade deal is 'unlikely' by end of the year, says Barnier After Van Gogh.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
gently caress off Bob.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Cloud Potato posted:


The i paper:



Far too sexy for the i

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Looks like they absent mindedly drew Arlene Foster and just gave her ginger hair when they realised

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

Cloud Potato posted:


Telegraph:


The i paper:



These are the same guy (she took the trolley while he was getting undressed)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson, one year on – Chris Riddell looks back on the prime minister’s ‘achievements’"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I can't wait to see how mad and obsessed BoB is going to get over being somewhat expected to put a piece of cloth on one's face while doing the shopping. will he even bother to make cartoons about anything else. can any other issue possibly penetrate through his outrage at the very concept of him having to be mildly inconvenienced for once in his goddamn life

okay extra BoB facts: I had forgotten that this crotchety Telegraph cartoonist is somehow only thirty-three years old, how does one manage to achieve this level of grumpy old man. Also his twitter account is full of detailed, incisive counterarguments against mask wearing:

https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1286757976003489792

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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


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