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Angepain posted:The hell is bob on about No True Conservative Would Wear A Nanny State MASK!! He's oddly fixated on hating.them.
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:47 |
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Angepain posted:The hell is bob on about I guess he's decided Boris is a fascist dictator rather than a real conservative. https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1304469163310809089?s=20 [e] He RT'd this https://twitter.com/Albion_Rover/status/1303834648645120005?s=20 Hillary 2024 fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Sep 12, 2020 |
# ? Sep 12, 2020 09:08 |
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Private Speech posted:No True Conservative Would Wear A Nanny State MASK!! Masks are the easiest thing to do to reduce the impact of Covid-19 at least a little bit, so they're in fact very useful. So it makes sense that Bob thinks the exact opposite, as he's an idiot who's always wrong e: also, ~The Government~ and their ~Jackbooted Thugs~ are bad! In fact the government is literally the only thing that can even attempt to combat Covid-19 with any effectiveness (see e.g.: Germany, South Korea, China), but Bob thinks the exact opposite, as he's an idiot who's always wrong
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 09:12 |
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jaete posted:Masks are the easiest thing to do to reduce the impact of Covid-19 at least a little bit, so they're in fact very useful. So it makes sense that Bob thinks the exact opposite, as he's an idiot who's always wrong https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1304368780265562117?s=20
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 09:42 |
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Of all the reasons to call boris a power-hungry fascist bastard, bob picks the imposition of health precautions during a pandemic. Just the galaxiest brain around
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 11:50 |
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 13:27 |
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How many people do you think it would take to bully Bob off twitter by replying "Bob Moron" to everything he posts?
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 14:23 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Johnson's Brexit brinkmanship – Under the internal market bill, published on Wednesday, Boris Johnson and his Brexit negotiators are seeking to undo parts of the withdrawal agreement" gently caress off Bob: Independent: Covid-19: Fauci says US life won’t return to normal until deep into 2021; After Adriaen van de Venne. The i paper: Times: Mail: PAUL THOMAS on… limiting gatherings to six people Stephen Collins:
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 16:24 |
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Chelo fram Sauvyit Rashya, comrade
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 17:03 |
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"CCCP TV" would've been a real sensible chuckle worthy joke *checks notes* 29 years ago
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 17:41 |
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Lol at BoB going all "oh 1984 is here ooer, you'll never take my Freedom" when within I dunno 6 months he'll be back to fellating the Tories as if none of this ever happened
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 19:36 |
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Observer: "Pantomime dame Boris Johnson and his not-so-magic lamp – Chris Riddell on the PM breaking the law over Brexit and the ‘rule of six’ coronavirus restrictions" Sunday Telegraph: Matt: Sunday Times: Exasperated parents in England say test and trace still a 'shambles'
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:47 |
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Boris johnson, definitely not doing brexit right now, very much focused on adequate coronavirus precautions. Bob is detaching even further from reality by the day
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 03:43 |
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Anyone know what Matt is on about this time?
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 08:19 |
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Private Speech posted:Anyone know what Matt is on about this time? There’s been a few articles about Christmas stuff appearing in the shops, and 8 crackers presumably means more than 6 people, and Matt is not a good writer so has decided that’s the joke. Even though Christmas is months away.
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 09:00 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson’s threat to tear up the Brexit deal – The publication of the internal market bill, under which key parts of the withdrawal agreement agreed last year with the EU would be negated, has infuriated Brussels and prompted a Tory rebellion" Telegraph: Blair and Major hit out at Boris Johnson's plans to override Brexit deal Matt: Independent: Times: Evening Standard:
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 21:00 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the UK's 'rule of six' and internal market bill — Grouse shooting and hunting with guns in England are among outdoor activities exempted from the government’s ‘rule of six’ coronavirus regulations" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Death toll rises as fires choke US west coast and Trump response is lambasted Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Rule of Six It's hot! counter: 10. David Squires:
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:17 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Matt Hancock's defence of NHS test and trace — The health secretary, Matt Hancock, has been accused of ‘losing control’ of attempts to stem the rising tide of Covid-19, as Downing Street comes under fresh fire over its handling of the country’s testing system" Telegraph: Hancock says Covid testing crisis may last weeks as UK hospitals plug gaps; Meet the 2020 Bake Off contestants: can a baker's star rise in a bubble? Matt: Independent: "Ed Miliband revels in making Boris Johnson look like a second-rate conman" Times: Coronavirus: hunting exempt from 'rule of six' restrictions in England Evening Standard: 'Rule of six': Priti Patel's neighbours unimpressed by her shopping lawbreakers Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Rule of Six maniacs Looks like the university's flag is at half-mast. Have they had deaths there recently? Is Paul telling us these Tories are secretly doomed?
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 19:23 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Donald Trump's Covid blunder – In a town hall broadcast, the US president claimed Covid-19 would go away without a vaccine because of ‘herd mentality’. He may have meant ‘herd immunity’" Telegraph: Archbishop: localism more important than ever in tackling Covid Matt: Secret diary of MP's wife set to ruffle feathers in Westminster Independent: Angela Rayner rebukes Boris Johnson over 'collapsing' Covid test system Times: After Saatchi & Saatchi. Evening Standard: Covid-19 restrictions announced for swathe of north-east England Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the coronavirus testing fiasco
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# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:49 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the government's coronavirus capers – A surge in cases has prompted Boris Johnson to impose stricter Covid lockdown measures across a large swath of north-east England" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: Times: Biden and Pelosi warn UK over risking Good Friday agreement Evening Standard: Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the local lockdowns Bonus! David Squires on Castaway.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 19:12 |
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With a cameo from the leader of her majesty's opposition
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 19:29 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on failings of England's coronavirus test scheme – Dido Harding, the head of the NHS test-and-trace programme, has told MPs demand for tests is three to four times higher than capacity" Telegraph: After MC Escher. Independent: After Jean Louis Forain. The i paper: England-wide Covid lockdown needed 'sooner rather than later', says former adviser Times: Diary of an MP’s Wife by Sasha Swire review – a thrillingly indiscreet political memoir Mail: PAUL THOMAS on… Sasha Swire's shocking political diary Stephen Collins:
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:59 |
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Observer: "Boris Johnson and his world-class test-and-trace system – Faced with a coronavirus second wave, the prime minister has it all under control…" Sunday Telegraph: Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Sep 20, 2020 |
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on the Tories' testing triumphs – The health secretary has warned that the UK is at a ‘tipping point’ and may face a second wave of coronavirus" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: £10,000 fines warning for failing to self-isolate as England Covid infections soar Times: Labour conference: five key issues for Keir Starmer's party Evening Standard:
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 19:48 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Whitty and Vallance's TV address to UK — The UK government’s most senior scientists, Chris Whitty and Sir Patrick Vallance, have given a televised briefing about the recent increases in coronavirus cases and what to expect" Telegraph: Matt: Police dismiss idea of soldiers on UK streets to enforce Covid rules Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Coronavirus: Boris Johnson sets out new restrictions to last 'perhaps six months' Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the impending second wave David Squires: Bonus! https://twitter.com/BJennings90/status/1308002554832449537
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:11 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson announcing new Covid restrictions — The UK is at a ‘perilous turning point’ and must act, Boris Johnson has told MPs" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: Times: Coronavirus: work from home if you can, Gove says in government U-turn Evening Standard: The Great British Bake Off review – was this the silliest showstopper yet? Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the new coronavirus restrictions
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 21:21 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's latest Churchill impression – Keir Starmer has accused Boris Johnson of “pretending there isn’t a problem” with the test-and-trace system, as he claimed the prime minister had lost control of the coronavirus crisis" gently caress Off Bob: Matt: Covid scheme: UK government to cover 22% of worker pay for six months Independent: Nearly a quarter of UK pubs and restaurants 'fear collapse' by Christmas Times: Evening Standard: Users report issues as Covid-19 app launches in England and Wales Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... our military Covid marshals
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 18:07 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Rishi Sunak's support for workers hit by the pandemic – The chancellor announced a package aimed at fending off mass unemployment, outlining plans to cover almost a quarter of pay for workers in “viable” jobs for the next six months" gently caress Off Bob: Matt: 'I had a little sob': freshers face up to strict new Covid rules Independent: Times: 'I wish Harry luck, he's going to need it' – Trump's jibe at Meghan Evening Standard: UK borrowing surges as Covid pushes national debt to record £2.024tn Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Sussexes vs Donald Trump
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# ? Sep 25, 2020 19:44 |
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With how bad Bob, Blower & Thomas have been this year it's easy to forget what utter loving pish Adams puts out too.
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# ? Sep 25, 2020 20:05 |
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The fat, greasy slob at home watching tv with a mask on. Rather than going to the office to do the work that is definitely there and only there and would definitely be being done if he wasn't wearing a mask and hiding at home like a SHEEP. e - Actually, if Bob is a proper libertarian nutter, does he just want to kill off all the old people so he can have their stuff?
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# ? Sep 25, 2020 20:23 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak's winter plan for Covid — The government will cover almost a quarter of pay for workers in ‘viable’ jobs for the next six months, the chancellor said as he outlined plans for the winter" Telegraph: Matt: Halt in-person university teaching until test and trace fixed, union urges Independent: After Andrew Wyeth. The i paper: Times: Stephen Collins:
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# ? Sep 26, 2020 17:09 |
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Observer: "Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak: send in the clowns – As the furlough scheme comes down to Earth with a bump, the prime minister is left dangling…" Sunday Telegraph: Sunday Times:
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 16:39 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the Tories' plans for the BBC – The government has failed to deny rumours that staunch Brexiter Charles Moore is in line for the top job at the BBC" Telegraph: Take-up of NHS contact-tracing app could be only 10% Matt: ‘We came all this way to start a new life’: the misery of Glasgow’s lockdown freshers Times: Follow Covid rules so students can go home for Christmas, says minister Evening Standard: New York Times publishes details of Donald Trump's tax returns
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:38 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson facing a revolt over Covid measures — Boris Johnson is facing a massive parliamentary revolt over the way he is imposing Covid-19 restrictions on the British people without first consulting MPs" After Gillray. Telegraph: Boris Johnson commits to 'restoring to nature' 30 per cent of Britain by 2030 Matt: Boris Johnson apologises for getting north-east England lockdown rules wrong Yesterday's Independent: Independent: Trump reels from taxes bombshell as he gets set for crunch debate with Biden Times: Evening Standard: Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... students' coronavirus lockdown David Squires:
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 21:05 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Donald Trump's attitude to paying taxes — Donald Trump, a self-proclaimed billionaire, paid only $750 in federal income taxes in the year he was elected US president, according to a stunning New York Times investigation" After John Heartfield. Telegraph: Matt: Lockdown tightened in north-east England as Covid-19 infections rise Independent: Boris Johnson apologises for getting north-east England lockdown rules wrong; Boris Johnson announces 'radical' plan to boost vocational training Times: Evening Standard: Presidential debates format to be overhauled after calamity in Cleveland Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Gwyneth Paltrow's nude pose
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 21:40 |
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Paul, please rein it in
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:27 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Donald Trump and the far-right – The US president declined to condemn white supremacists and violent rightwing groups during a contentious first presidential debate" Telegraph: No idea who the people on the left are. Matt: Covid-hit Merseyside economy 'may collapse without funding' Independent: Times: EDIT: Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon. Evening Standard: Keir Starmer calls for schoolchildren to be taught more about Britain’s black history, I guess? Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the farcical Presidential debate Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 1, 2020 |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:51 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph:
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:06 |
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Cloud Potato posted:No idea who the people on the left are.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:08 |
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Being an argumentative populist dick is a fast track to a cabinet post these days. One column inch is worth a year's relevant experience.
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