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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the No 10 ‘bring your own booze’ lockdown party – Boris Johnson has been accused of an ‘utterly outrageous’ breach of lockdown rules as a leaked email showed one of his officials invited more than 100 staff to a party in May 2020"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson losing Tory support as storm grows over Downing Street garden party

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Henny Beaumont on partying at No 10 while others suffered – Boris Johnson has apologised to the country over the gathering in the Downing Street garden in May 2020"

Telegraph:

'I don't know I'm at a party' - How the internet tore apart Boris Johnson's 'partygate' apology

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

After Magritte.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s Covid isolation — Boris Johnson is unlikely to be seen in public for the next week after a member of his immediate family tested positive for Covid, Downing Street has said"

Telegraph:

Covid isolation to be cut to five full days in England, says Sajid Javid

Matt:

‘Use the sniff test’: Morrisons to scrap ‘use-by’ dates from milk packaging

Independent:


Times:

Prince Andrew loses military roles and use of HRH title

Evening Standard:

No 10 apologises to Queen over parties on eve of Prince Philip funeral

EDIT: What about "British Political Cartoons 2022: Twenty-Four Hour Work Event People"?

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Jan 15, 2022

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Queen’s travails – No 10 has apologised to the Queen for two parties that took place in Downing Street on the eve of Prince Philip’s funeral last year"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Calls to strip Prince Andrew of Duke of York title No idea about the source painting, apoloigies.

The i paper:


Times:

Sue Gray: head of No 10 party inquiry is an uncompromising operator; After Thomas Gray.

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"What were you doing while No 10 held parties? – Under Boris Johnson, it’s one rule for them and another rule for us"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Mac identifying that the Samaritans are so underfunded they only have one call handler available for dealing with entitled rich cunts.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Is Matt ok? That's four ever so slightly amusing jokes in a row.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian:
Independent:

Calls to strip Prince Andrew of Duke of York title No idea about the source painting, apoloigies.

Liz's pose and pooch lead me to think it's based on Gainsborough's An officer of the 4th Regiment of Foot (aka the Royal Artillery) flipped horizontally with cannon for effect

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Doccykins posted:

Liz's pose and pooch lead me to think it's based on Gainsborough's An officer of the 4th Regiment of Foot (aka the Royal Artillery) flipped horizontally with cannon for effect



Thanks, however I think Discendo Vox got it in the other thread: https://artuk.org/discover/artworks/lord-john-augustus-hervey-17571796-171867

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
ahh very good! close but no cigar

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Cloud Potato posted:

Thanks, however I think Discendo Vox got it in the other thread: https://artuk.org/discover/artworks/lord-john-augustus-hervey-17571796-171867

I have a tedious fact:

The abandoned church they used to film the weeping angels episode blink contains this man's tomb.

There was a wait a second, "isn't there a massive fund that was left by a family member to keep this church looking not like this?" moment and it's been restored.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson throwing a No 10 leaving party — Boris Johnson is committed to changing the culture at Downing Street that led to staff partying and drinking while the country was in lockdown, Oliver Dowden has said"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Monty Python.

Times:


Evening Standard:

BBC licence fee to be abolished in 2027 and funding frozen

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Nadine Dorries looking fucken hench

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the monster from Boris Johnson’s id – As pressure over the Downing Street parties scandal grows, the PM has been accused of targeting the BBC and deploying the military against migrants in the Channel in an attempt to save his premiership"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Keir Starmer branded an ‘absolute hypocrite’ for drinking with staff during lockdown :derp:

Independent:

BBC boss questions viability of subscription-based alternative to licence fee

Times:

Royal Navy rejects Priti Patel’s ‘illegal’ plan to push back Channel migrant boats

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson lied about lockdown party, Dominic Cummings claims; Wolf moon – in pictures

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Dominic Cummings throwing Boris Johnson under the bus – PM’s former adviser has published new revelations, claiming Johnson was warned on multiple occasions about a party at No 10 during the first lockdown"

Telegraph:

UK preparing for 'crisis mode', as weapons flown to Ukraine to defend against Russian invasion

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

What is the ‘pork pie plot’? Tory bid to oust Boris Johnson explained

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Tory sharks circling their prey - Boris Johnson in trouble as David Davis tells him: ‘In the name of God, go’"

Telegraph:

All plan B Covid restrictions, including mask wearing, to end in England

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

New photos show Tonga tsunami devastation as first aid plane arrives from New Zealand

Evening Standard:

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

What the gently caress is the evening standard trying to say?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

jiggerypokery posted:

What the gently caress is the evening standard trying to say?

There's probably an earlier Adams cartoon where it was the same scene but winter, with the mask on a frowning snowman and London loving iced over or some poo poo, but literally nobody, including Adams himself, can be arsed to go and check

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

It's like he forgot to do his homework but luck would have it he found a london doodle in his recycle bin he made on ms paint.

Thumb a last minuite mask in quick so it's politics or summink, jobs a gudun, back to xbox

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson being asked to step down by David Davis – The PM’s fight for his political life – Operation Save Big Dog – took a knock when a leading Brexiter called for him to quit"

Telegraph:

Sue Gray finds all-important email that ‘confirms objections to Downing Street lockdown party’

Matt:

Tory MP Christian Wakeford defects to Labour, blaming PM’s ‘disgraceful’ conduct

Independent:

Tory whips accused of intimidating MPs who oppose Boris Johnson; After Calamity Jane.

Times:

Biden lays bare Nato divide over Russian aggression against Ukraine

Evening Standard:

Blackmail allegations need to be investigated, says Kwasi Kwarteng

Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s position as Europe faces war — Boris Johnson’s political future is riding on Sue Gray’s report, with Tory MPs poised to submit letters of no confidence to Graham Brady"

Telegraph:

Ukraine crisis: Vladimir Putin is sabre-rattling at the West’s moment of maximum weakness

Matt:

Meat Loaf obituary

Independent:

After CM Russell.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Partygate, scapegoats and an end to plan B – Despite a bruising week, Boris Johnson is as bubbly as ever"

Sunday Telegraph:

Britain claims Vladimir Putin is plotting a puppet regime in Ukraine

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Haha, he's not wearing the trousers in that relationship, get it? Ha ha ha ha ha. :rolleyes:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on what is likely to be another difficult week for the PM – Boris Johnson is expected to respond defiantly to the imminent publication of Sue Gray’s report into parties at No 10 during lockdown"

Telegraph:

Civil servants ordered back to office after Covid restrictions lifted in England

Independent:


Times:

Blinken says Nato united on Ukraine as EU ministers prepare to meet

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Nusrat Ghani’s claim of Islamophobia in the Tory party – Boris Johnson has ordered an inquiry into an MP’s claim that she was sacked as a minister after being told her ‘Muslimness’ was ‘making colleagues uncomfortable’"

Telegraph:

Gainsborough's Blue Boy, National Gallery review: hurry to meet him, before he's gone again

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Boris Johnson orders inquiry into Nusrat Ghani’s Islamophobia claims

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson faces fresh outrage over lockdown birthday party

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson’s lockdown birthday — Boris Johnson’s gathering with birthday cake in the cabinet room was not a party, Grant Shapps has said"

Telegraph:

Met launches criminal investigation into Downing Street parties

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Crisis talks over Ukraine as US troops put on alert

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson braced for perilous 48 hours with release of Sue Gray’s report

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on claims the PM had a birthday party in lockdown – The Metropolitan police may add reports of Boris Johnson celebrating with cake at his 2020 birthday to its investigation into No 10 and Covid rules"

Telegraph:

Emmanuel Macron to hold talks with Vladimir Putin as he stresses need to de-escalate Ukraine crisis

Matt:

Boris Johnson accused of lying as emails suggest he approved Afghan dog rescue

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Prince Andrew demands trial by jury in civil sexual abuse case brought by Virginia Giuffre

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

something awful already happened matt. it's dead and gay

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Johnson, Putin, Ukraine and cake – PM ‘ambushed with birthday cake’, says Tory MP, as Ukraine tensions rise"

Telegraph:

Universal credit claimants face tough sanctions in UK job crackdown

Matt:

Adele shares grief with fans by video call over postponed Vegas shows

Independent:

Kabul animal airlift: Foreign Office official sorry for misleading MPs

Times:


Evening Standard:

Sue Gray report facing further delay after Met police intervention

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the delay of the Sue Gray report into Downing Street party claims – Scotland Yard has provoked fury and confusion by revealing it is seeking to have details removed from the official inquiry report"

Telegraph:

No 10 insists National Insurance rise will go ahead – ‘no ifs, no buts’

Matt:


Independent:

After John Lavery.

The i paper:


Times:

After Dali.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson: waiting for Sue Gray – The only thing standing between the prime minister and exposure is a policeman’s helmet"

Sunday Telegraph:

PM awaits Sue Gray report as Tory MP claims Met is ‘abusing power’

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson’s imminent visit to Ukraine – The PM is swapping one arena of acute political tension for another and may manage to be out of the UK when Sue Gray’s report is published"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak jointly commit to National Insurance hike

Independent:

Russian oligarchs in London to be hit with tough sanctions even if it hurts UK economy, Liz Truss vows

Times:


Evening Standard:

Guinness announces £73m microbrewery for Covent Garden in ‘vote of confidence’ for London; After Guinness.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and the Sue Gray report – The initial findings of Sue Gray’s inquiry into lockdown socialising in government buildings have finally been published"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson urges Putin to avoid ‘bloodshed’ as he visits Ukraine

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson, the Sue Gray report and the Conservative party – The prime minister is facing backlash from angry Tory MPs over the parties scandal"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson warns Russia of swift sanctions as soon as 'first toe cap' crosses into Ukraine

Matt:

Michael Gove’s 12 commandments for levelling up Britain to be set in stone

Independent:


Times:

Wordle: New York Times buys viral game for seven-figure sum

Evening Standard:

Evening Standard Comment: Don’t let levelling up hit London’s recovery

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
No double post here, you're the double post!

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Feb 2, 2022

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh no. London.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
The worst possible take on levelling up, that it's bad not because it's a bunch of unfocused twaddle but because it threatens to pay attention to something other than london for any time at all

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Conservatives’ pledge on levelling up – Labour criticises long-awaited white paper, claiming it is evidence of ‘‘a government in freefall: out of ideas, out of energy’"

Telegraph:

Landlords hit with £15,000 bills in 'levelling up' plans

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Speaker rebukes Boris Johnson for remarks about Starmer and Savile

Evening Standard:

Treasury preparing 11th hour package to soften national cost of living crisis

Guardian Australian Sport:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
the landlords one is about fining people who haven't got houses up to the standards brought in 2010. It's been happening since 2010, although some landlords got extensions till 2017.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
oh no not landlords, anyone but landlords

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