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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Oliver Dowden’s resignation as Conservative party chair – Dowden resigned after the party’s byelection losses in Wakefield and in Tiverton and Honiton, saying somebody ‘must take responsibility’ for a recent run of poor results" Telegraph:  Prince Charles and Camilla host leaders for Commonwealth dinner in Rwanda Oh, CHOGM 2022, that well known thing. Matt:  Boris Johnson fails to deny that Carrie was considered for Foreign Office and royal jobs Independent:  After Peter Coker. The i paper:  Times:  Stephen Collins: 
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Jun 25, 2022 16:48
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CHOMGO 222 What does it mean? Probably racist!
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Jun 25, 2022 17:33
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Observer: "Infamy! Infamy! Carry on Boris – The prime minister channels his inner Julius Caesar. But the knives are out…" Sunday Telegraph:  Boris Johnson looks to stay PM ‘until mid-2030s’ despite calls to resign Matt:  Sunday Times:  American women lose abortion rights after 50 years
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Jun 26, 2022 15:49
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on the US supreme court overturning Roe v Wade – Roe v Wade was overturned on Friday, threatening the health and bodily autonomy of women" Telegraph:  Boris Johnson looks to stay PM ‘until mid-2030s’ despite calls to resign Times:  Prince Charles accepted €1m cash in suitcase from sheikh Evening Standard:  Johnson insists cost of Ukraine support is price worth paying
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Jun 27, 2022 18:02
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and industrial strikes – Is there no line the British prime minister would not cross to hold on to his own position?" Telegraph:  G7 leaders 'flex their pecs' to Putin, but signs of strain emerge Matt:  Prince Charles’s acceptance of cash from Qatari sheikh to be reviewed Times:  Barristers begin month of strikes over legal aid fees Evening Standard:  Boris Johnson condemns Putin’s ‘barbarism’ after shopping centre missile strike
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Jun 28, 2022 17:31
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Tory ‘patriotism’ – Defence spending pledge likely to be ditched, possible trade war over Northern Ireland Brexit arrangements – and don’t mention support for striking workers" Telegraph:  Nicola Sturgeon takes Indyref2 to Supreme Court as Scotland will 'not be prisoner of Boris Johnson' Matt:  Wimbledon Tennis - The Telegraph Times:  World must stop ‘insane Russian terrorists’, says Zelensky after strike on shoppers Evening Standard:  Boris Johnson tells Nato leaders they must ‘dig deep’ on defence spending as threats grow
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Jun 29, 2022 19:49
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Liz Truss at Nato summit – Foreign secretary said China would be making ‘catastrophic miscalculation’ if it invaded Taiwan" Also Boris Johnson: Putin would not have invaded Ukraine if he were a woman After JL David. Telegraph:   No idea, sorry.Matt:  Times:  Scottish independence referendum: Nicola Sturgeon picks 2023 date Evening Standard:  Johnson says Nato expansion shows Putin is ‘completely wrong’
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Jun 30, 2022 20:58
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on trustees of Captain Sir Tom Moore foundation facing inquiry – Watchdogs have launched formal investigation into concerns late fundraiser’s daughter and her husband profited by trademarking ‘Captain Tom’ brand" Telegraph:  Boris Johnson vows to raise UK’s defence budget to 2.5pc of GDP by 2030 Matt:  Household incomes suffer longest fall on record – and worse is to come Times:  Postcard from Hong Kong: ‘On the 25th anniversary of the handover, the city’s future is uncertain’
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Jul 1, 2022 10:29
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Kinda feel that Hong Kong one only needed the second panel to convey everything.
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Jul 1, 2022 10:37
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Brookes you coward you like drawing people as animals do him as winnie the poohquote:Telegraph:
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Jul 1, 2022 10:53
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the army don't recruit men and only men based on strength any more and haven't for decades?? Schools have to do a lot of work telling the thick, stocky kid looking to sign up age 16 that he won't get in and to look at becoming a security guard instead.
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Jul 1, 2022 18:54
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Guardian: "Seamus Jennings on the Tory approach to the law – The right to protest, international law, human rights – into Boris Johnson’s bonfire they go" Observer:  "Boris Johnson and Tory sleaze – The prime minister seeks refuge from the privileges committee investigation into Partygate" Telegraph:  Xi Jinping: China crushed democracy protests ‘for the good of Hong Kong’ Sunday Telegraph:  Fifty-year mortgages that you pass on to your children – the new plan to boost home ownership Matt:  Chris Pincher seeking 'professional medical support' after losing Conservative whip  The i paper:  Times:  The Times view on Boris Johnson’s return: Home and away Sunday Times:  Tory deputy chief whip resigns after ‘drunkenly groping two men’ Evening Standard:  Minions: The Rise of Gru review: The minions are more appealing than ever Stephen Collins: 
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Jul 3, 2022 18:33
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Please calm down Brookes Maybe a cold shower
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Jul 3, 2022 19:09
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on claims Boris Johnson was warned about Chris Pincher – PM has been asked what he knew about misconduct claims relating to ex-deputy Tory chief whip" Telegraph:  Boris Johnson facing Cabinet backlash over Chris Pincher sex pest allegations Times:  Evening Standard:  British Grand Prix: Halo hailed for saving Zhou Guanyu’s life after high-speed horror crash
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Jul 4, 2022 17:40
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s plan to ‘make Brexit work’ – Labour’s approach is to seek to focus on practicalities, instead of reopening old political wounds" Telegraph:  Go-slow fuel protesters block motorways across Britain bringing rush hour chaos Matt:  Times:  Keir Starmer promises to make Brexit better, not rejoin the EU Evening Standard:  Boris Johnson ‘forgot’ about Chris Pincher groping claims; Five Just Stop Oil protesters arrested after gluing hands to da Vinci painting Bonus! David Squires on … Euro 2022 coming to merry old England (as 12 seperate images  )
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Jul 5, 2022 18:09
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the scandals engulfing the Conservatives – As the Tory party struggles in the wake of allegations of sexual misconduct by MP Chris Pincher, in addition to the Partygate investigation, is the end of the Johnson era now in sight?" Telegraph:  Watch: The moment Dominic Raab is wrong-footed by Lord McDonald’s letter on Chris Pincher Matt:   Boris Johnson hanging by a thread as Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid walk out Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Jul 6, 2022 20:44
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Gosh, Boris really shat all over centre court?
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Jul 6, 2022 21:08
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 Boris Johnson resigns as Conservative leader after cabinet revolt  Guardian:  "Steve Bell on the sinking fortunes of Boris Johnson – The PM has reached extraordinary depths of unpopularity among his government as minister after minister resigns" Telegraph:  Matt:  Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Jul 7, 2022 17:26
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No more Boris?
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Jul 7, 2022 23:52
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They got this all screwed up. Final Prime Ministerial Statement? No, more Boris!
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Jul 8, 2022 00:01
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Poor Blower has yet to realize that Macron has more of a career ahead of him than BoJo the Clown.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s resignation as Tory leader – The PM had some difficulty facing up to the reality of his predicament as his ministers turned against him" Telegraph:  Matt:  The i paper:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Not sure about the guy on the left (Ben Wallace?), Liz Truss, Sajid Javid, Jeremy Hunt??????
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Jul 8, 2022 21:44
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Giving Liz Truss Penelope Pitstop's car leads to disturbing thoughts
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s legacy – Johnson’s would-be successors scramble to clamber atop the pile of ruins left behind" Telegraph:  Who could replace Boris Johnson? The runners and riders for next Prime Minister Matt:  Beergate: No fine for Sir Keir Starmer over lockdown gathering;  UK weather: Longest heatwave in four years is on its way  The i paper:  Times:  After Masaccio. Stephen Collins: 
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Jul 9, 2022 11:28
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Observer: "Exit Boris, in a dustbin – Them’s the breaks, prime minister…" Sunday Telegraph  Matt:  Sunday Times: 
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Jul 10, 2022 13:59
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A Matt directly calling them a bunch of lying fucks? How rare.
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson’s unwillingness to leave No 10 – The PM shows no signs of going quietly despite saying he would step down as Conservative party leader" Telegraph:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Zahawi dismisses ‘smears’ about tax affairs as ‘inaccurate’ and ‘unfair’; Tory leadership candidates trade blows as ‘anti Rishi memo’ emerges
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Jul 11, 2022 17:40
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Is Blower trying to argue there's no One Nation & Tax Cutter candidates? Because there's almost nothing but the latter?
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He's maybe arguing that Rishi is neither? Seems unlikely. Or he just didn't like leaving them as flat colour so he put their most generic policies on them.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the Tory leadership contest – Candidates in the race to replace Boris Johnson are setting out their pitches" Telegraph:  Matt:  Britain braced for national heatwave emergency Times:  Britain to have new PM by 5 September as Tory leadership rules announced Evening Standard:  NASA reveals stunning deep space images as James Webb Telescope detects water vapour around planet 1,150 light years from Earth David Squires: 
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Jul 12, 2022 18:37
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Cloud Potato posted:David Squires: Squires just absolutely nailing the similes as usual.
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the Tory leadership race – Gaseous emissions from eight contenders fail to compare with wonders of cosmos revealed by Nasa space telescope" Left to right: Penny Mordaunt, Tom Tugenhat, Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, Nadhim Zahawi. Telegraph:  UK weather: ‘Extreme heat’ alert for Sunday as Met Office warns of life-threatening conditions Matt:  Sleeping in a heatwave: 8 tips to keep cool and make it through the night Independent:  Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees-Mogg announce who they are backing to be the next PM [Liz Truss] Times:  Rishi Sunak: Former chancellor under fire in Tory tax war Evening Standard:  Tory MPs to begin voting in leadership election as ‘dirty tricks’ row erupts
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Here's hoping Blower doesn't let the woke snowflakes stop him from dying of heatstroke when it's 40 degrees out 
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goatface posted:A Matt directly calling them a bunch of lying fucks? How rare. I mean, maybe he is saying they're lying and dishonest ducks because they helped oust Boris?
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Tory leadership battle – Candidates deliver differing portion sizes of anti-woke, low-tax dream dust" Left to right: Tom Tugenhat, Penny Mordaunt, Suella Braverman, Kemi Badenoch, Rishi Sunak (with Ian Flation), Liz Truss. Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Johnson says he is leaving ‘with my head held high’ Evening Standard:  Penny Mordaunt gains on Rishi Sunak in second round of voting in Tory leadership contest
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: Oh, so Brexit is a crisis now? Interesting. Curious. Fascinating. You loving hack.
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Liz Truss’s campaign to be Tory leader – The foreign secretary has had to fend off questions about why she remained loyal to Boris Johnson while other cabinet ministers were resigning" Telegraph:  Penny Mordaunt seizes the momentum after first Tory leadership ballot Matt:  Independent:  Tory leadership candidate says she will ‘eliminate’ right to protection from torture and inhuman treatment; Liz Truss boosted by backing of ousted Suella Braverman in Tory leadership race Times:  Who is Penny Mordaunt? The Tory leadership candidate with a radical style Evening Standard:  Conservative leadership race: Big guns turn fire on Penny Mordaunt ahead of TV clash
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Jul 15, 2022 21:39
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Conservative leadership race – Penny Mordaunt accused Tory leadership rivals of running ‘black ops’ briefings trying to damage her" Telegraph:  Tory leadership race: Penny Mordaunt new favourite among grassroots, latest poll shows Matt:  UK weather: Cobra meeting called as Britain prepares for record 40C heat Independent:  After Sargent. The i paper:  Penny Mordaunt painfully bellyflopping on Splash! goes viral as politician vies for PM Times:  After Enid Blyton. Stephen Collins: 
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So Kemi Badenoch is an absolute poo poo but what the gently caress is that picture Brookes? Where the gently caress is her neck Brookes?
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