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You h8rs might not be hype for Jungle Book but my audience has giggled like hyenas every time when they do the little whistle cue at the end, usually followed by a nostalgic "aww".
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resurgam40 posted:The Forest is dropping soon too, and does not look good, I've been seeing the commercials for this and it's funny because for a movie set in Japan about the Japanese suicide forest there doesn't seem to be any Japanese people in the movie.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 16:56 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I knew all faith in humanity was lost when I saw The Force Awakens in a sold out theater and most of the theater laughed and cheered at the hummed version of The Bare Necessities at the end of the Jungle Book trailer. This version will probably have fewer pop culture references than the animated one.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 17:11 |
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The Angry Birds Movie - These birds need anger management class! I'm surprised it took this long to get that made. Now I'm wondering if it's too late. But then again I thought Frozen looked awful and was going to bomb, so what do I know It is getting a bit weird now with all the 10+ year sequels to movies that didn't need it (My Big Fat Greek Wedding, another Bridget Jones, another Independence Day, another Bad Santa, etc).
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 17:13 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:The original animated Jungle Book was great. I'm sure it still is. I haven't seen it since I was a kid. But I'm 100% sure it doesn't need a live action remake rife with trash CGI. The CGI actually looked good, I thought. I've never seen the cartoon and am not part of the target audience, so I don't really care one way or the other, but seems hard to fault them on that account. Sir Kodiak fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Another notable bomb from 2015 was Rock The Casbah, the Bill Murray movie with a really low budget (I think it was less than $20 million) but grossed even less. One thing interesting about Ouija 2, they actually managed to snag the director of Oculus.
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The original Jungle Book isn't even that great in terms of the classic Disney cartoons made while Walt was still alive, it's like one or two good musical numbers and a bunch of padding and dated pop culture references. The best part of it was the character of Baloo and even then they spent the next 30 years recycling his character and voice.
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The MSJ posted:
Doesn't mean much really. Piranha 2 was after all (at least partially) directed by James Cameron.
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Sleeveless posted:The original Jungle Book isn't even that great in terms of the classic Disney cartoons made while Walt was still alive, it's like one or two good musical numbers and a bunch of padding and dated pop culture references. The best part of it was the character of Baloo and even then they spent the next 30 years recycling his character and voice. yeah i was gonna say, i don't recall Jungle Book being particularly memorable outside of the two big musical mumbers.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I knew all faith in humanity was lost when I saw The Force Awakens in a sold out theater and most of the theater laughed and cheered at the hummed version of The Bare Necessities at the end of the Jungle Book trailer. agreed, i too hate it when people enjoy things. i spent christmas dressing up as santa and breaking into people's houses so i could steal all the presents in whoville.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 17:53 |
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When I saw Star Wars the Zootopia teaser trailer with the sloths played and the crowd went nuts for it so I think the people expecting it to be a flop don't need to worry.
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Alhazred posted:Doesn't mean much really. Piranha 2 was after all (at least partially) directed by James Cameron. Pirahna 2 sounded like it had a way crazier behind the scenes drama. Wasn't Cameron a last minute replacement when the original director left before filming was done?.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:We should also acknowledge the 2003 direct-to-video-except-that-really-short-cinematic-release sequel to the 1967 animated film which has cameo appearances by Timon and Pumbaa and a cover of the classic "I Wanna Be like You" by Smash Mouth if we're gonna ride the "Why do they need to gently caress with the classics?" train. All those direct to video sequels were farmed out to an Australian studio that used North Korean labor if I remember right. It was when they were redoing their animation department and wanted to get something out. Anyone have the link to that old thread about bad Disney animation? The one that talked a lot about Oliver and Company?
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FlamingLiberal posted:It is getting a bit weird now with all the 10+ year sequels to movies that didn't need it (My Big Fat Greek Wedding, another Bridget Jones, another Independence Day, another Bad Santa, etc). To up the ante, they need to drag out the corpses of Lemmon and Matthau for The Odd Couple 3.
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Acne Rain posted:agreed, i too hate it when people enjoy things. i spent christmas dressing up as santa and breaking into people's houses so i could steal all the presents in whoville.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:that's the plot of krampus Which was a thing that needed to exist for some reason
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broken clock opsec posted:Which was a thing that needed to exist for some reason
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Krampus is the new zombies.
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broken clock opsec posted:Which was a thing that needed to exist for some reason u didnt see it?
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FlamingLiberal posted:The Angry Birds Movie - These birds need anger management class! Oh, it most certainly is too late. Rovio has essentially laid off any staff that isn't working on the movie, and they've poured effectively all their remaining cash on hand into financing the production and marketing. When it flops, it will very likely bankrupt the company.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 18:49 |
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Anyone know anything about Diablo? It has Eastwood's son, and Walton Goggins in it, but I've always known January to be where studios send movies to die.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOTiTVuizU
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I'm actually surprised that Bad Santa 2 is still being made. I remember back in 2013 it actually got a release date for that Christmas, and then completely vanished a few months later. This thread is the first I've heard about it actually being back on track. On the subject of movies that just completely vanished, is there any news at all about when The Moon and the Sun will be released, or why it was dropped so suddenly in the first place?
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 19:15 |
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Josh Lyman posted:If Asscreed is good, it could supplant Mortal Kombat as the best video game adaptation. If any video game adaptation was good, it could supplant Mortal Kombat as the best video game adaptation. DrVenkman posted:Both FANTASTIC FOUR and TOMORROWLAND did a lot better worldwide than what I thought they did. Worldwide is a big place even though the US market is still the biggest single group of ticket buyers (China may catch up next year, but as pointed out at the end of the last thread, the financial numbers for movies in China are pretty much a complete fabrication). The thing to remember about worldwide grosses is that the studios get a fraction of a fraction of the gross in those other nations due to the various cuts taken by different organizations.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 20:05 |
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Random Stranger posted:If any video game adaptation was good, it could supplant Mortal Kombat as the best video game adaptation. Get a load of this guy
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:yeah i was gonna say, i don't recall Jungle Book being particularly memorable outside of the two big musical mumbers. I'd bet more people remember Tailspin than Jungle Book Cacator posted:I've been seeing the commercials for this and it's funny because for a movie set in Japan about the Japanese suicide forest there doesn't seem to be any Japanese people in the movie. There is also an upcoming Bruce Lee biopic called Birth of the Dragon that focuses on a white guy instead of Bruce Lee, but it doesn't have a release date or a trailer yet so I didn't list it. I've been regularly insulting the movie since 2014 and it will be awesome to be proved right when it comes out and is terrible and whitewashed.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 20:33 |
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Did that other Japanese suicide forest movie, the one starring McConaughey that premiered at Cannes and that everyone hated, ever come out? Or did it actually go from Cannes to being buried forever in a vault?
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Tars Tarkas posted:I'd bet more people remember Tailspin than Jungle Book The perfect companion to all those ones made after he died where they cast some guy who looked like him and spliced in some old footage or home movies or a news broadcast of his funeral or whatever. I hope the white guy is Chuck Norris.
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Random Stranger posted:
The other thing to remember is that this fraction is completely made up and no one you'll be able to talk to actually knows what it is.
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Slate Action posted:Did that other Japanese suicide forest movie, the one starring McConaughey that premiered at Cannes and that everyone hated, ever come out? Or did it actually go from Cannes to being buried forever in a vault? The Sea of Trees is the film you're talking about, and it probably got buried for a couple years at least.
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resurgam40 posted:Yeah, I note the OP didn't actually have that one at the beginning,even though it's dropping in two weeks. Blocked it out, or forgot? I wasn't sure myself if Bayghazi had yet to come out of if it was washed out in the Star Wars tidal wave. I haven't seen any commercials with Beardo Chuck pretending to be tough for a few days.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 22:58 |
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Isn't Blart 2 a moderate success? Double it's budget back on just the domestic market alone seems like for any other film it would be viewed as pretty good even if it did less business compared to the original. Add into that, it probably moved a lot of DVDs and had the TV rights bought up pretty quick.
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The MSJ posted:Pirahna 2 sounded like it had a way crazier behind the scenes drama. Wasn't Cameron a last minute replacement when the original director left before filming was done?. No, Cameron filmed for like two days before the producer fired him for not getting enough quality bikini shots. Despite doing next to nothing Cameron was the only crew member without an Italian name so he kept the billing
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Hiring Cameron also helped fill CanCon requirements.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 23:47 |
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greatn posted:It looks pretty loving awesome man. It looks like it will instill a sense of wonder and awe, maybe even fear of nature which Jungle book the cartoon certainly doesn't. it's not going to include i wanna be like you which is far and away the best part of the jungle book. Sir Kodiak posted:I've never seen the cartoon Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:There is also an upcoming Bruce Lee biopic called Birth of the Dragon that focuses on a white guy instead of Bruce Lee, but it doesn't have a release date or a trailer yet so I didn't list it. I've been regularly insulting the movie since 2014 and it will be awesome to be proved right when it comes out and is terrible and whitewashed. I hope it's a remake of No Retreat No Surrender.
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raditts posted:I wasn't sure myself if Bayghazi had yet to come out of if it was washed out in the Star Wars tidal wave. I haven't seen any commercials with Beardo Chuck pretending to be tough for a few days. I've seen a ton of commercials for it on Comedy Central of all channels, though on second thought I guess it makes sense that they're trying to get the Call of Duty crowd.
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Gods of Egypt looks kind of cool, it's the same guys who did the Immortals right?JediTalentAgent posted:Isn't Blart 2 a moderate success? Double it's budget back on just the domestic market alone seems like for any other film it would be viewed as pretty good even if it did less business compared to the original. Add into that, it probably moved a lot of DVDs and had the TV rights bought up pretty quick. To be considered a "success" a movie has to make roughly about triple it's budget back. Production budgets listed usually don't include marketing budgets, which are usually a third to half the movie's budget. There is also reception rating, a studio is less likely to make a sequel even if the profitability of the previous film made it a moderate success but people walked out of the film not liking it. Obviously these aren't solid rules, just rough guidelines taught in production classes.
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So Kung Fu Panda 3 comes out at the end of the month. I bet Star Wars will still gross more that weekend than Kung Fu Panda.
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Chairman Capone posted:
Hadn't even heard of this movie till now, really want this question answered. (I am bad at the Google.)
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