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The existence of 13 Hours pisses me off. We will never hear the end of BEEENNGHAAAAZI!!1
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:And look how fondly those are remembered! I'm sure this one will be a similar cinematic achievement.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:02
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broken clock opsec posted:Which was a thing that needed to exist for some reason
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Jan 2, 2016 18:27
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Young Freud posted:I hate to say this, but I was turned on (no pun intended) to this fact when I was watching a relatively-recent porno and they shot some of the photo model prologue bits with a drone: there was a couple high angle shots of the pornstar lounging at the pool and I was wondering if they actually got a crane or a helicopter until I saw the shadow of a quadrotor hovering at the edge of the frame.
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Jan 6, 2016 23:14
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muscles like this? posted:Speaking of Ice Cube, been seeing a lot of commercials for Ride Along 2 and man, he comes off as just an awful person in it. His entire part seems to be just him scowling and insulting Kevin Hart in some way. My dad and brother rented Ride Along, I fell asleep and didn't feel like I missed much
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Jan 9, 2016 06:31
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i like Jennifer Connelly and Muppets. I can easily enjoy it as a product of its time. I saw The Dark Crystal later and found it kind of disappointing.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:41
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I guess there's an unofficial rule that you can tell how many issues a girl has by how into Labyrinth she is. This started a pretty massive debate in GBS one time with the cat ladies throwing a fit about how this joke was incredibly sexist. Anyway liking the movie puts me in some pretty strange company.
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Jan 12, 2016 22:02
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Labyrinth has great creature/set design and fantastic work from the Henson workshop, and a David Bowie soundtrack, and it's fun. all around a dope movie. The only effects that don't really hold up are the Fire Gang, and the owl. I went back and looked and the owl honestly doesn't look too bad for CGI from a movie that came out 2 years before I was born. The Fire Gang on the other hand uses a not very convincing green screen. If they'd managed to set the scene a little bit better and cleaned it up a little bit more it could have been a non-issue. I like Return to Oz too. It's probably the Henson touch. Neverending Story and its sequels always looked like garbage to me. Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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Jan 13, 2016 02:58
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Neverending Story is the poo poo.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:12
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I think 90s cartoons are a bit better. Most of them seemed to at least attempt not to be blatant toy commercials all the time.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:35
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Lady Naga posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g01ud9TUtIk I kind of miss these trailers for subpar family films before watching a movie. Not in any sort of practical way, we used to have those, now we don't.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:56
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Now if they were doing it with movies that were actual contemporaries of the main feature that would make sense, it would still be dumb, but it would make sense.
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Jan 13, 2016 06:17
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What devastating scene is everyone talking about?
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Jan 13, 2016 07:24
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I feel sorry for Patrick Jean who had no part of the Adam Sandler film Pixels apart from creating the original independent short film which inspired it but still gets a shout out in the Razzies category for Worst Screenplay. Also Stan Lee and Jack Kirby getting shout outs for Fantastic Four.
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Jan 13, 2016 19:32
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The Golden Compass is particularly unfortunate as it already ends on a cliffhanger, and then the filmmakers decided not to even go that far, though they had filmed it. A really great cast got squandered on the aborted attempt. It would be interesting to see how the controversy would have played out roughly 10 years later with everyone social media. Most of the negative stuff circulating about the film last time was passed around in chain emails. The political climate in the US has also gotten even more divisive.
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Jan 14, 2016 06:47
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I keep hoping we can have a cadaver synod with Reagan so he can explain what happened in Beirut.
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Jan 17, 2016 21:58
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resurgam40 posted:For those of you who've seen it, how political is it really? Ted Cruz and Rick Santorum (as well as Reince Preibus) advertised for it during the recent debates, so you would think it took a hardcore anti Hillary stand, but... it doesn't seem to me that Michael Bay takes stands of that nature in his movies. Oh sure, the American Flag is prominently portrayed in most of his movies, as well as a healthy dose of what a lot of people interpret as "ARE TROOPS" military worship, but truth be told it doesn't seem to me to go much deeper than the quickest route available to big guys with big guns swearing and shooting each other whilst things explode. The most political I've ever seen Bay get is with Pain & Gain, and that not very. It's not some right wing screed, but it's a controversial topic not well served by Bay's typical smashing-action-figures-together mentality, and shouldn't have been made.
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Jan 18, 2016 05:35
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Madae is becoming Garfield it seems, except his Halloween special was good.
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Jan 19, 2016 22:22
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Well then Snyder spoiled 2/3 of the movie. Which is better than 100% I guess.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:54
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CharlestheHammer posted:I would watch it if Doomsday was played by Will Smith.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:57
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Chronicle haf better flying effects than movies with budgets several times larger. Amazing what you can do when you aren't smelling your own farts 24x7.
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Jan 21, 2016 08:31
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Sleeveless posted:More like amazing what you can do when the effects shots are obscured thanks to the found footage gimmick.
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Jan 21, 2016 21:07
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Remember when Avatar was the next Star Wars? Now it's going to try to go up against a real Star Wars film and get smashed.
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Jan 22, 2016 22:23
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I kind of hope Shia takes his performance art shtick to it's logical conclusion and ends up doing something so unforgivable or incapacitating that he can't possibly be in a new Indy movie.
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Jan 25, 2016 07:43
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm wondering what might be the widest recognised secondhand film reference. Possibly "I think I hear banjos" or "Squeal like a pig!" from Deliverance?
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Jan 25, 2016 09:30
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Random Stranger posted:EL James is as if one of the really terrible comic book nerds somehow got some control in the production of a Superman movie.
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Jan 29, 2016 06:22
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People who like a movie that only exists as the setup for a silly drawn out joke.
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Jan 30, 2016 08:15
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When I read it the Invisible Man on Mina assault was all "Well that was really unpleasant", then the Hyde on Invisible Man one was "And now it's unfilmable".
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Feb 4, 2016 05:23
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Now You See Me sounds incredibly stupid having read the synopsis. On the other hand it doesn't seem so bad that I wouldn't watch it all the way through. I suppose that's something.
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Feb 7, 2016 18:30
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greatn posted:It's a movie you go to cause the thing you wanted to see was sold out, and you don't hate it, but immediately forget it and don't really enjoy. The only time I've ever shown up to a theater and the movie was sold out was when my mom wanted to see A Walk in the Woods, which seems pretty bizarre. The girl working the booth said Pixels was about to start and we could watch that, we went a did something else instead.
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Feb 7, 2016 19:49
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Chairman Capone posted:I love that Ready Player One was awarded the Prometheus Award for best libertarian sci-fi novel of 2012. Sure, the novel depicts the world being completely hosed over by corporations run amok who've used privatization and deregulation to essentially bring back slavery and plummeted the standard of living to Zimbabwe levels... but... at least there's no government!
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Feb 11, 2016 00:32
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Snowman_McK posted:I know that they the production was paid to shoot the opening scene in Mexico by the Mexican government and all the extras are, inexplicably, played by Italians.
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Feb 15, 2016 10:41
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Tars Tarkas posted:Emily Blunt is the new Mary Poppins, making a film about rich children who are raised by a nanny something I might slightly want to see in the world of 2016 income inequality.
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Feb 19, 2016 00:41
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:No-nonsense Mary Poppins would be hilarious. Everytime a number gets started she could just cut it off.
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Feb 19, 2016 02:13
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People act like him suing his brother was a totally awful thing to do. Now even of I had a weak shtick like his, I'd be pretty pissed off if my deadbeat brother decided to all but impersonate me. If he's forced to sponge off Gallagher's talent it doesn't exactly speak highly of him.
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Feb 23, 2016 01:23
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raditts posted:actually they're pretty hot depending on the tats and the person
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Feb 23, 2016 22:01
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raditts posted:Didn't seem to stop Robert Pattinson while he was still doing Twilight.
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Feb 24, 2016 02:47
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Terminator Salvation isn't particularly good on its own. Joseph McGinty Nichol, not calling him by his nickname because it's loving stupid, added 45 seconds to the director's cut. All it was were that one lady's tits.
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Feb 24, 2016 10:03
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Cage's last big role was in Left Behind a couple years ago, which didn't do very well. He's been in a bunch of movies nobody has seen, likely to pay off his debts. Is this what the rest if his career looks like?
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IShallRiseAgain posted:They didn't want everybody to like the Anti-Christ more than the protagonist.
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