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very disappointed Deepwater Horizon isn't Event Horizon but underwater

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 11:14

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 21:15

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Acne Rain posted:

agreed, i too hate it when people enjoy things. i spent christmas dressing up as santa and breaking into people's houses so i could steal all the presents in whoville.

that's the plot of krampus

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 18:04

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why would disney even care

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 06:33

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tbf a lot of people probably turned it on during parties and people watched/didn't watch while drunk

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 08:46

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Everyone forgot Bowie was in The Prestige and Zoolander

E: oh someone did mention the former

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jan 13, 2016

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 02:21

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Lady Naga posted:

Liking things that were popular in the 80s is extremely cool now though.

but buzzfeed tells me it's the 90s now

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 03:04

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I saw it Friday night at a sold out theater. I even got there early and it was still a couple people away from being sold out. There were lots of military-looking dudes there, and also several parents took their young-ish kids which I thought was weird.

was there a Vilerat stand-in in the Benghazi movie?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 01:08

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I'm a rhino

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 17:08

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i guess those male gigolo movies made him money?

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 04:45

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Make a Terminator universe movie

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 06:40

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kinda surprised to see Chronicle that successful

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 07:18

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China marketing one of its travel destinations as Avatar Mountains sounds like a.cultural footprint to me

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 00:32

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i see u

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 16:32

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i probably would have forgotten avatar too if not for this

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 16:33

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syscall girl posted:

"Luke, I am your father"

Goes up against

"Play it again Sam"

Who is #winning ?

"motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!"

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 16:55

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looking forward what kind of story can they squeeze out of the Avatar universe? does the Smurf Pocahontas planet get invaded by more aliens?

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 01:43

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computer parts posted:

Speaking of films with no cultural relevance.

well, there's always that one guy in the room who will say "i love that series!" when you bring up the Scary Movie franchise

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 10:54

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Grendels Dad posted:

Since "people don't talk about it anymore" proved to be a terrible bench mark for cultural impact, as it seems impossible to go into any kind of detail what "talk" means, who those people are and what timeframe "anymore" refers to, I would like to provide a better bench mark: porn parodies. If a movie has a porn parody, it has impacted culture. Avatar has one, I heard, therefore Avatar possesses this nebulous quality referred to in this thread as cultural impact.

since the Disney furry movie has porn before it releases, would it have the ultimate cultural impact?

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 15:33

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The inevitable has happened

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/movie-news/labyrinth-sequel-david-bowie/

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 16:07

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raditts posted:

They've been showing commercials for that goddamned piece of poo poo like every commercial break this week on the CW and they're voiced over by some kid reciting the shittiest poem I've ever heard. Like half of it doesn't even rhyme.

our local cinema chain was paid to do this as promotion of the The Boy and i'm not convinced it makes me want to watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeO6U4wTy3I

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 16:38

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probably should hve done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8gjkA4rEfM

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 17:20

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Is Supernova the one ending with them in a teleporter and accidentally having a baby because lol

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 00:27

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Snowman_McK posted:

I've never seen Supernova, but I feel like I'm missing out.

Lucas isn't unique in 'losing it' whether you define that as running out of ideas, no longer having the energy to execute them properly, forgetting how much help he needed to make his earlier films great, or whatever. Almost everyone loses it on a long enough timeline. The fact that Spielberg and Scorsese appear not to have is a staggering anomaly.
Michael Mann went from deconstructing the action movie in Heat and Collateral, to spending vast amounts of money on movies for no one, like Miami Vice and Public Enemies. John Woo just completely stopped developing after 1992, and has been doing a prolonged victory lap ever since. It'd be easy to blame moving to America, but his films since then haven't been great, just bigger (I haven't seen either of the Crossing films)

the Crossing films aren't good, don't waste your time

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 02:37

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the michael lewis way appears to be doing well for him http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/11/the-big-short-movie-michael-lewis

(also lol at michael lewis writing an article called "Even Michael Lewis is Surprised His Movie Adaptation isn't poo poo!")

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 05:40

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it makes sense but doesn't explain why he thinks that poster hates women

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 07:36

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that final stinger joke is so bad

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 00:50

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i genuinely do not get the joke about the jesus don't tap t-shirt??? is this an american thing?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 16:02

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maybe it's because i don't understand what "tap" here means and why there are two persons on the ground lying down in front of Jesus?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 16:22

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oh gosh, now i get the dumb joke. thank you all

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 16:32

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there's even male rape in the LOEG comics. It's very gender-neutral in that sense?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 03:48

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Zola's voice is also pretty engaging and she knows how to tell a story, with dramatic highs and lows.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 02:57

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Cacator posted:

Agreed:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 05:02

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well that was pretty loving lackluster.

Absolutely 100% guaranteed that Franco is Jarrett.

Say what you want about James Franco but I loving love that he read a story featuring the most cringingly pathetic, whipped shitstain of a human being and decided to fight to get the movie greenlit so he could claim that role for himself.

He is basically on a roll after wrapping up his Tommy wiseau impression

I seriously can't wait for the disaster artist movie even though it won't live up to our expectations

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 10:40

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i hope the new GITS movie has lots of naked titties

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 08:46

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Guess what's under represented. Rhinos. All these cries for equality, ugh, and they ignore the most obvious

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 02:37

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You would expect them to push out that movie asap since whatever goodwill it had among nerds probably deteriorated after his second book

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 01:57

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I think Cory doctorow is vp

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 17:20

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video games tho

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 17:39

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people i know who loving hates monkeycheese humour came out of the theatres saying it's genuinely good, so it should be a fun watch

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 10:33

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 21:15

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Howard was part of an intergalactic / inter dimension zombie killer squad and that was great

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 01:22

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