Who Greenlighted 2016: Egypt's Not Dead 2: Resurgence: Next Generation

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wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Netflix now has a Sharknado of it's own.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 10:19

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:23

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXtU0rZkAQ
Best part of Labyrinth.

Also my sister-in-law named her ugly pug Ludo, fitting enough.

Lady Naga posted:

There's an entire contingent of preteens on YouTube that edit modern Disney movies to have VHS-style openings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4oXbktbuiI
It's really weird.

I don't get this, it's just a bunch of old trailers from VHS that have nothing to do with Wreck it Ralph?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 06:06

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Sleeveless posted:

Let me tell you about a thing called Vaporwave...

Is this like the videos that cut together all the production company logos?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 06:20

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Detective No. 27 posted:

It's a rad style of music/music videos/old commercials/80s and 90s crap CGI or something...

...just watch this.

Interesting, kinda what the CD+G wanted to be I suppose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmYPQq7JcEg

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 06:47

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Babe Magnet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrtLNAqvbzY

Better than the original.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 04:50

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Being a kneejerk tool is kinda his m.o.

Vegetable posted:

13 Hours has Jim and Roy but no Pam. That's why it blows.

Jim is the worst.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 09:42

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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I thought Imaginarium was a pretty great auto-biographical film.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 00:37

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Imaginarium can kiss my rear end and I honestly still don't know if I hated Zero Theorem or not.

Rude.
But yeah, I really didn't feel too much about Zero Theorem either.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 00:44

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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broken clock opsec posted:

Most directors don't make an Attack of the Clones

Yeah, most directors are awful.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 07:29

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CelticPredator posted:

Attack of the Clones is one of the worst movies.

It's not even the worst Star Wars film.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 07:59

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Conal Cochran posted:

People showering should not be one of the highlights of your movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWFHH11e328

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 08:05

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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MonsieurChoc posted:

I still find Blackhawk Down to be loving disgusting.

Yeah, it is not good.

Also going back a bit, Prometheus already has a sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzqCUbiPc4

Maybe :nws:

wyoming fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Feb 1, 2016

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 14:27

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FreudianSlippers posted:

France is pretty much the worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlppElW_DFY
Any excuse to post this really.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 20:05

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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IShallRiseAgain posted:

I just wonder if they are going to bring back Bryan Cranston https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MQ0rDcZAtw.

I had a toy of that snake guy. I always liked that his legs were made up of coiled snakes.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 04:34

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Positive you weren't just reading about of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

Nemo's daughter runs away not wanting to be a pirate captain and becomes Jenny Diver. After she's raped by the patrons of the hotel she works, she calls in the ~~Black Freighter~~ Nautilus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFP3x4bKpZE

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 07:09

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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It was based on Anabasis. It's not really similar to Odyssey mang.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anabasis_%28Xenophon%29

# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 18:05

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Jose Oquendo posted:

I am totally onboard for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quo-Oen1wkY

Psh, says he's never been anywhere yet he's clearly been the Alamo before! Immersion ruined.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 15:55

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GrandpaPants posted:

So at this rate we can expect Sandler to remake The Day The Clown Cried without having the decency (or shame) to bury that poo poo deep in a vault, right?

Life Is Beautiful

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 19:41

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

Yeah seriously the antichrist should be irresistible in at least some ways. Like of that whole rash of millenium movies in 1999, the only thing I remember was Gabriel Byrne charming a mother and daughter into bed at the same time. Because he was literally the devil. That's like at least 4 movies, and only one had a somewhat seductive devil/antichrist.

Weak I say.

And then he squishes them together to form Robin Tunney.
End of Days was weird.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 06:55

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Inspector Gesicht posted:

We'll always have Dark City: The Director's Cut.

Still not a good movie.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 23:55

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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There's a proud Hollywood tradition of the Scottish accent being Egyptian. :pseudo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbvbIN0nN7A

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 08:51

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fatherboxx posted:

http://twitter.com/WWE/status/704761038470848512

Undertaker penguin owns.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:21

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LORD OF BUTT posted:

Yeah, he can. He was the best part of Johnny Mnemonic.

He was the dolphin?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 21:18

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:

The best thing about the idea of a modern day cyberpunk film is that you could basically set in in the modern day and nobody would bat an eye!

Ah yes, the Max Headroom route...

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 09:04

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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The Last Boy Scout is sooo loving dumb.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 06:48

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LORD OF BUTT posted:

GB2 has a legit better villain than the first movie. Gozer is cool, but Vigo is significantly cooler.

This is it, the worst opinion.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 02:36

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Bob Quixote posted:

I wonder what was the cause of the role getting pared down? Was it the loss of Murphy? Run-time issues? Studio interference?

quote:

The character was gone. Instead of coming in at the very beginning of the movie, like page 8, the character came in on page 68 after the Ghostbusters were established. His elaborate background was all gone, replaced by me walking in and saying, �If there�s a steady paycheck in it, I�ll believe anything you say.� So that was pretty devastating.

I�m panicked. I don�t sleep that night. It was like my worst nightmare is happening. The next morning, I rush to the set and plead my case. And Ivan basically says, �The studio felt that they had Bill Murray, so they wanted to give him more stuff to do.� I go, �Okay, I understand that, but can I even be there when they�re established?� And of course, he said no, there�s nothing to do about it. It was kind of awkward, and it became sort of the elephant in the room.

http://www.ew.com/article/2014/11/05/ghostbusters-ernie-hudson

Just read this for the first time the other day, it's pretty devastating.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 05:23

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Pope Corky the IX posted:

And how did Dana go from being a professional cellist to a professional painter in five years? And how did the entire city forget about the giant marshmallow man near Columbus Circle and sue them into bankruptcy for being frauds?

gently caress, I'm still mad

And Louis went from accountant to attorney. They really needed him in that court scene, I guess.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 00:04

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

dan ackyroyd's greatest achievement is creating these

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 12:10

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The MSJ posted:

For some unknown reason, Paramount has dumped The Little Prince a week before release.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/11/paramount-dumps-the-little-prince-a-week-before-release

Shame, it actually looks pretty cute.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 00:37

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Tars Tarkas posted:

The Brothers Grimsby got the 36th worst US wide release opening of all time, $3.2 million from 2,235 theaters

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4166&p=.htm

So I guess and ad campaign of "This is TOO CRAZY to show on TV" doesn't work, go figure.

Spider Girl is dope.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 05:19

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Never forgot, how horrible that Gone Girl review was. :rip:

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 06:18

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

wow, uhrm

Yeah, especially bad because Gone Girl is definitely one of Fincher's best.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 07:26

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Fuckin

at thinking The Force Awakens didn't have CGI out the wazoo, or that the Prequels didn't have just as many practical effects.

Tars Tarkas posted:

No Short Round, no ticket

The only correct opinion, but yeah, I hope Shia is coming back as well.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 06:39

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Tars Tarkas posted:

Horse Killed By �Flying Iceberg� On Fast and Furious 8 Set

RIP Adorable Icelandic Horse.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 18:17

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muscles like this? posted:

Unlike Atlas Shrugged you could probably make a version of The Fountainhead that wasn't completely terrible. You'd just need to cut the rape, positive portrayal of William Randolph Hearst and how the main character heroically blows up a low income housing project.

You can have great films about despicable characters you know. Whitewashing the story would be gross.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 00:03

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
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Mutants are just metaphors for rich people. they go to private schools, fly in personal jets, dress in fancy and ridiculous clothes....
You've basically got one rich guy that wants to give to charity and make the lives of us lesser people better, and another one that just wants to go Galt.
X-men the 1%.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 06:11