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tere is an internal algothrym that works out if the person is a total loser and they get chucked with the losers circle and they can only date each other
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we have a committee that rates people when they join
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we harness the ye olde forgetten power of eugenics
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you have to choose like 10 pictures and you rate youir own pictures but we secretly show tghem to other people in the wrong order, to filter out people who only ever have one good photo
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there are both iphone and anroid versions of the apps but we keep the users segregated
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heard of homosexuals? 
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where i'm from we call them "macs"
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a carnival of sluts
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Space-Pope posted:a carnival of sluts idk if you'll find many ladies lining up to be that. at least not when its called that. my experiences is that its the good women who like to be called sluts, not the actual sluts
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echinopsis posted:my experiences lmao
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make it so that 99% of first messages to female users are discarded, so that women on the site feel like they're not desirable. you know, like they're just kinda being ignored by the men
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how about it sends people that come and viciously beat you and your match up. and then you can have a long bonding sesh' in the hospital together as you recover from life threatening injuries
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swipe left for anal, right for oral.
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pram posted:how about it sends people that come and viciously beat you and your match up. and then you can have a long bonding sesh' in the hospital together as you recover from life threatening injuries worked out p well in Fargo.
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:make it so that 99% of first messages to female users are discarded, so that women on the site feel like they're not desirable. you know, like they're just kinda being ignored by the men to even up the tables my wife and i have been "playing tinder" and omg its such a different game. she has to ruthlessly swipe no or else she almost always gets a match whereas I have to swipe yes on virtually everyone but the least desirable humans in order to get a few matches. its a numbers game, its a game of tower defence. its like fuckin half life two mate
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echinopsis posted:to even up the tables enable matches for men and women so you too can know this feeling
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computer toucher posted:swipe left for anal, right for oral. brb making a new grindr clone
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echinopsis posted:its a numbers game, its a game of tower defence. its like fuckin half life two mate
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there needs to be an algorithm that detects when women have pictures of horses in their profile, and then puts a warning icon next to them so that sane people know not to bother
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ashley madison but it specifically looks for your partner on there and matches you in secret then when you meet up you realise what you always wanted was in front of you all along
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somebody post the crip eatin bread guide to dating apps with a php script or w/e i like that idea
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paging crip eating bread to this thread, paging crip eating bread
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i am an idiot who didnt read the last post
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swipe left to climb out the bathroom window
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when you like a person the app should laugh in your face to save you the time
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abigserve posted:ashley madison but it specifically looks for your partner on there and matches you in secret then when you meet up you realise what you always wanted was in front of you all along please don't spoil the the piņa colada song
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how about if there's a device like a fitbit but instead it monitors your smell so you can be matched only to people who smell nice, or at least people who also smell bad. call it a shitbit or something.
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an app where you feed it all your favorite porn and it uses google's weird computer-dream algorithm to build a profile on how hosed up you are and then tells you it's gonna find you a freaky fuckbuddy but instead it calls the cops
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when you apply to join, your profile is sent to several senior members for approval
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part of the application process is to submit documentation that your net worth is >= $1,000,000
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upon being accepted, you will be assigned a personal "love concierge" who will work with other concierges to set up power lunch dates at trendy downtown restaurants that fit both of your busy executive schedules
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an app that texts u echis wife's digits
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The app secretly detects how expensive your phone is and uses that as a filtering signal for premium members
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carry on then posted:part of the application process is to submit documentation that your net worth is >= $1,000,000 i'm p. sure this one already exits
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vodkat posted:i'm p. sure this one already exits i mean there's a sugar daddy site but I don't know if it's actually verified or anything
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https://www.vice.com/read/i-tried-to-blag-as-much-free-poo poo-as-i-could-using-luxy-328
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bump_fn posted:an app that texts u echis wife's digits i sometimes wanna feel bad for echis wife but then i remember she chose to marry him
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echinopsis posted:there are both iphone and anroid versions of the apps but we keep the users segregated i wish tinder did this. better than the current system where you have to wait until you exchange numbers and hold your breath waiting for the bubble to turn blue
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Raluek posted:i wish tinder did this. better than the current system where you have to wait until you exchange numbers and hold your breath waiting for the bubble to turn blue lol
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