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product forums> help section Help! my horny indicator is broken! the drat thing says I'm horny about everything
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Jan 21, 2016 05:34
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bobbilljim posted:product forums> help section first i got a positive on 2 bros jacking each other off, which is like ok, nothing wrong with that. but then it said i liked some loving gay stuff?? algorithm is broken
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Jan 21, 2016 13:04
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i went to his house for the ho-scale trains and imitation crab meat, but when i got there he wanted me to jerk him off!
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Jan 21, 2016 13:12
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to be fair, it sthe only way to recharge my crystal. also, like i said, you coudl have joined me in pretending to be a giant among the tiny trains
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Jan 21, 2016 23:00
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a pay-it-forward system where you sleep with three less attractive people and then someone out of your league will sleep with you
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Feb 5, 2016 18:52
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sounds like a ponzi scheme
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Feb 5, 2016 19:50
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suffix posted:a pay-it-forward system where you sleep with three less attractive people and then someone out of your league will sleep with you 
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Feb 5, 2016 20:45
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but how would we find anyone less attractive than you
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Feb 5, 2016 21:23
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Silver Alicorn posted:but how would we find anyone less attractive than you 
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Feb 5, 2016 21:45
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users cannot use a picture of themselves in their profiles, instead they must choose between three different pre-approved avatars: lowtax, acclaimed actor sam worthington, or a rusty rake with one of the teeth chipped off
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Feb 5, 2016 23:11
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Silver Alicorn posted:but how would we find anyone less attractive than you drat
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Feb 5, 2016 23:54
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ok so this idea is solid so I was thinking like coz I am about to go take my son to his touch final and imagine if you could jump on tinder but it only found people from around you, but in order to match everyone would have to be on it the whole time SO this app - you set your willingness, which lasts like 12 hours? and then a few other compatibilities etc, and every 15 minutes or so it checks and if others are near you with same willingness and compats then it auto matches and tells both of you
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Mar 12, 2016 01:51
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"this horrifying troglodyte matches you, congratulations!" troglodytr
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Mar 12, 2016 02:42
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well back to front from tinder so it presents you with matches so you can just pick from them on that night rather than hoping you both swipe right
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Mar 12, 2016 03:44
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upload your trained neural network for match decisions to find single machine learning specialists in your area
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Mar 12, 2016 15:26
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tinder owns
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Mar 29, 2016 11:04
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i had a really good idea its probably been done. hot or not app. u put in a pic and u swipe left on pic for hot, and right for not or w/e way round it is. you then dont get to chat or have any details of teh other person. u just get gratification of someone thinking you;re hot, or if u enable it in teh settings, the confirmation that peopel think you are not
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Apr 4, 2016 07:48
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bobbilljim posted:i had a really good idea its probably been done. hot or not app. u put in a pic and u swipe left on pic for hot, and right for not or w/e way round it is. you then dont get to chat or have any details of teh other person. u just get gratification of someone thinking you;re hot, or if u enable it in teh settings, the confirmation that peopel think you are not This, but for poo
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Apr 4, 2016 09:33
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a chaste dating app that pairs up sexy blonde girls in power suits with companies that need to land this sale tetheredgoat.com
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Apr 4, 2016 10:01
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echinopsis posted:tere is an internal algothrym that works out if the person is a total loser and they get chucked with the losers circle and they can only date each other our dating app does that. we have an internal percentile rating that chunks users into uggo/average/hot categories and shows them people from their percentile. this only kicks in after you've gone through 100 randomised users post signup to gather data and to see how attractive other users find you. edit: you guys are aware that tinder does this too, right? edit2: dating in VR awesome-express fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Apr 4, 2016 11:58
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is that why tinder says no new users in my area
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Apr 4, 2016 17:12
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an app that tracks how many pets you have and what kind they are and matches you with people with similar animals
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Apr 4, 2016 17:51
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smuggr a dating app that assures you that you're not the ugly troglodyte, the other person is! but dating them is awfully nice of you
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Apr 4, 2016 21:09
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just gamify tindr. You get points for matching, messaging going on dates possibly sex??
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Apr 4, 2016 22:32
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awesome-express posted:our dating app does that. we have an internal percentile rating that chunks users into uggo/average/hot categories and shows them people from their percentile. this only kicks in after you've gone through 100 randomised users post signup to gather data and to see how attractive other users find you. lol please give us some more juicy dating start up deets pls
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Apr 5, 2016 01:22
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echinopsis posted:to even up the tables Go to Taiwan or perhaps anywhere in Asia that isn't Japan or Korea to get a billion matches as a man.
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Apr 5, 2016 08:35
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like march madness brackets, but for dating.
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Apr 5, 2016 15:48
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The Management posted:like march madness brackets, but for dating. 32 guys and 32 gals go in. The top person from each gets to gently caress.
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Apr 5, 2016 20:42
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Peanut and the Gang posted:32 guys and 32 gals go in. The top person from each gets to gently caress. this, except everyone fucks in alternating brackets while the rest of the competitors vote on the winner of each session. at the end, the two champions of intercourse get to gently caress. this is its own reward
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Apr 5, 2016 22:25
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Sagebrush posted:this, except everyone fucks in alternating brackets while the rest of the competitors vote on the winner of each session. at the end, the two champions of intercourse get to gently caress. this is its own reward isnt this an oglaf comic
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Apr 6, 2016 04:48
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the nc double d
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Apr 6, 2016 06:03
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every sex thing is an oglaf comic i think this one is my favorite (  obviously)http://oglaf.com/sexualcavalry/ "how can it be??" cracks me up
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Apr 6, 2016 06:25
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im not sure i have a favorite, because they are all great. but the one i was thinking of was this one http://oglaf.com/semifinal/ nws of course
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Apr 6, 2016 06:34
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an app where hot women are paired up with nerdy app developers
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Apr 6, 2016 16:19
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an algorithm developed to find and reinforce certain desirable traits, finding people that shared it and matching them up. and then their kids. app-based eugenics
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Apr 6, 2016 16:29
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an app that connects princesses with white knights
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Apr 8, 2016 05:26
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The Puppet Master posted:just loving talk to people for christ sake
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Apr 8, 2016 05:39
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"international" dating app to swindle dudes. first users could be pulled from places like http://moscow.craigslist.org/search/m4w
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Apr 8, 2016 06:52
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the app detects how unsteady your hand was when swiping and uses that to determine if you're available for a drunken hookup
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Apr 8, 2016 10:40
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lmao
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Apr 8, 2016 14:02
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