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I'll be playing and if I win I'll give a million to the funniest poster in the thread
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good luck
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Jan 2, 2016 13:45
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i hope you win!
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Jan 2, 2016 13:46
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i hope lowtax wins and that he'll invite all of us to the best goonmeet ever with loads of balloons and cake.
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Jan 2, 2016 13:51
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Gambling is for poors. I think I'll get a ticket too!
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Jan 2, 2016 13:58
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Rambling Robot posted:i hope lowtax wins and that he'll invite all of us to the best goonmeet ever with loads of drugs and sex.
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Jan 2, 2016 14:07
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Holy poo poo I won
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Jan 2, 2016 14:23
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nice, lets be friends okay
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Jan 2, 2016 14:24
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you hoping to win probably is the funniest post in here.
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Jan 2, 2016 14:29
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When is the drawing, OP?
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Jan 2, 2016 14:37
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i think u accidentally posted this thread ing bs?
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Jan 2, 2016 14:38
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No. 6 posted:When is the drawing, OP? i think they do it on wednesdays or something. IDK who the gently caress plays the powerball its a bullshit scam. I only go in on it if its 500mil and even then I feel like its a loss of a dollar. That said if it reaches 500mil and I win it I'll offer lowtax a mil for the forums.
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Jan 2, 2016 14:40
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Microwaves Mom posted:i think they do it on wednesdays or something. IDK who the gently caress plays the powerball its a bullshit scam. powerball is $2 in tx for standard play
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Jan 2, 2016 14:42
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Nonsense posted:powerball is $2 in tx for standard play yeesh so 2 bucks down the drain thats like a candybar.
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Jan 2, 2016 14:48
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Who gives a poo poo? They raised the pool of numbers from 50 to 75 in order to force the super large jackpots to happen more often since the poors poo poo themselves and dump entire paychecks into cash registers whenever it breaks 300 million. You're even less likely to win now than you were back when it was only 50 numbers to draw from, and especially less likely to win even the smaller prizes like even your money back. I forget the basketball player, but one of them was on tv when the jackpot hit 500 million a year or two ago bragging that he bought $1000 or $10k in tickets. He didn't win.
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Jan 2, 2016 14:55
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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and then we get to read about some shitheads who donate it to their church
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Jan 2, 2016 14:56
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Op, why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :iamafag: Nonsense posted:and then we get to read about some shitheads who donate it to their church What's a good religion for that when I win, Jedi?
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Jan 2, 2016 15:08
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OP why did the chixen cross the road
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Jan 2, 2016 15:11
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the funniest post in this thread is you for thinking you're going to win this, so give yourself a million when you do
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gently caress da Mods posted:OP why did the chixen cross the road not op but plz respond
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Jan 2, 2016 15:20
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I hear Russian Roulette has better odds - try that and let us know how it goes!
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Jan 2, 2016 15:48
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I'd love to play the lottery, but the leadership of my state believes the only gambling God approves of is Bingo. Specifically, Bingo being run by a "non-profit" whose executive board is composed of state legislators, their family members and business partners.
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EugeneJ posted:I hear Russian Roulette has better odds - try that and let us know how it goes! I knew a really popular 16 year old kid who played russian roulette with himself, but he'd check the chamber to see if he would've died, he managed to get it the bullet twice in a row, then the third time he just pulled the trigger without checking. Blew out enough of his brains to be a vegetable with no chance of recovery so his family took him off life support and donated his organs.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Blew out enough of his brains to be a vegetable with no chance of recovery so his family took him off life support and donated his organs. People on the donor list were the real lottery winners that day
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I knew a really popular 16 year old kid who played russian roulette with himself, but he'd check the chamber to see if he would've died, he managed to get it the bullet twice in a row, then the third time he just pulled the trigger without checking. Blew out enough of his brains to be a vegetable with no chance of recovery so his family took him off life support and donated his organs. So he just loaded the gun with six bullets or something because he really was unhappy? whoaaaaaaaaa
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I knew a really popular 16 year old kid who played russian roulette with himself, but he'd check the chamber to see if he would've died, he managed to get it the bullet twice in a row, then the third time he just pulled the trigger without checking. Blew out enough of his brains to be a vegetable with no chance of recovery so his family took him off life support and donated his organs. i can't blame him he was heating up
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Jan 2, 2016 16:59
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if I win I'm going to blow it all on drugs and booze and die in a year
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Jan 2, 2016 17:01
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I'm gonna win
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Jan 2, 2016 17:08
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I'll buy a lot of video games and having all that money will make me very happy
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Jan 2, 2016 17:09
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I would buy the Subway across from the hot dog man in Alabama and sell bigger hot dogs and be open when people are hungry. E: Also archives drunkb fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'll be playing and if I win I'll give a million to the funniest poster in the thread i have it on good authority i'm the funniest poster in this thread; my posts may not appear funny, but thankfully i am most certainly the funniest poster in the thread. by a lot.
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I love the people who win $100m and think they are going to stay in the same neighborhood. Enjoy the nightly kidnapping and extortion attempts. If I won I'd hire temporary security detail and rotate between hotels for a month. I'd probably have to pay off my family with settlements too. Here's what you get, upfront, don't ask me for money again. If you are young and not close to family and friends I think it would be pretty baller. If you were all old and homesteaded to some midwestern town it would be pretty awful.
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Jan 2, 2016 17:52
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Money cannot buy happiness, op
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Jan 2, 2016 17:56
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The lottery is retarded, you're retarded, and gently caress you both.
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Jan 2, 2016 17:57
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Lottery tickets should be like some medications. You can only buy so many tickets in one day.
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Jan 2, 2016 17:58
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Don Tacorleone posted:Money cannot buy happiness, op Sure it can. Only poor people say that
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'll be playing and if I win I'll give a million to the funniest poster in the thread ive got some powerful balls for ya right here OP 
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Don Tacorleone posted:Money cannot buy happiness, op It doesn't buy happiness, it buys security. It's hard to focus on being happy when you're worried about where you're getting your next meal.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:11
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The FAQ on the Powerball website is actually kinda funny. I guess I would be sarcastic too if I knew that every single person who emailed me is stupid because they are playing the lottery.Powerball FAQ posted:YOUR ODDS / PROBABILITIES ARE WRONG. Anyway, I went to the website to look up the current odds. The odds to win Powerball are 1 in 292 million. Each ticket is 2 dollars. That means the expected value of a ticket is 1/584th of a millionth of a dollar. So, that means that if the jackpot is greater than 584 million dollars, then the expected value of a ticket is greater than its cost. So, what I'm saying is don't buy until it is over that value and then spend every cent you have because it is a sure thing 
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I've spent 10bux on stupider things
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