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Nooner posted:ive got some powerful balls for ya right here OP if u give me the mill I'll make sure nooner can only post thru one of those handicap straw keyboards 
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Jan 2, 2016 18:30
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Do not play the lottery for investment purposes. People need to be told this.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:31
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Someone will win. Why not me?
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Jan 2, 2016 18:40
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Black Baby Goku posted:Someone will win not even necessarily true lol how do you think the jackpot got so big in the first place
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Jan 2, 2016 18:41
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The Sphinxster posted:Do not play the lottery for investment purposes. Nice try, idiot Trying to keep the money for yourself ? Pshh
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Jan 2, 2016 18:41
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Moridin920 posted:not even necessarily true lol how do you think the jackpot got so big in the first place Someone will win, eventually. Why not me?
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Jan 2, 2016 18:44
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*steps up to the microphone* *clears throat loudly* gas thread, ban op (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 2, 2016 18:45
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Magnetic North posted:The FAQ on the Powerball website is actually kinda funny. I guess I would be sarcastic too if I knew that every single person who emailed me is stupid because they are playing the lottery. the beauty of the system is that it will never get over that value because the bigger the jackpot, the more people who buy more tickets. so even if you win, the chances are you being the only winner are not great
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Jan 2, 2016 18:51
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your odds of winning have nothing to do with the amount of people who buy tickets
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Jan 2, 2016 18:55
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Moridin920 posted:your odds of winning have nothing to do with the amount of people who buy tickets The odds of there being multiple winners does though
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Jan 2, 2016 19:30
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You can't win if you don't play
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Jan 2, 2016 19:31
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I spend more than 2 bux on dumb poo poo all the time. At least with the lottery I can have an insignificant chance on getting more money to spend frivolously.
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Jan 2, 2016 19:43
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2 dollars for a head trip that lets me indulge in my opulence fantasies. Actually seems cheap compared to what some folks spend on it. Investment vehicles anyone?
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Jan 2, 2016 19:47
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im going to win the lottery this time. i can feel it thats why i just bought 200 tickets
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Jan 2, 2016 19:51
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I know I'm gonna win and it's an awesome feeling
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Jan 2, 2016 19:57
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there's a cool/depressing powerball simulator that made me never want to buy a ticket ever again. it's fun to see how much money you lose over 5 or 10 years by playing weekly. http://powerball-simulator.com
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Jan 2, 2016 20:07
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These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters
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Jan 2, 2016 20:12
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That's nice but I only play once in awhile and have a lot of disposable income
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Jan 2, 2016 20:12
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henkman posted:These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters Life experience of actually playing the powerball caught up with everyone.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:13
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henkman posted:These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters It's sad how much worse, if you can believe it, GBS is now
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Jan 2, 2016 20:20
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Marvin Freeman posted:there's a cool/depressing powerball simulator that made me never want to buy a ticket ever again. it's fun to see how much money you lose over 5 or 10 years by playing weekly. lol whatever man i just won like 8 bux in a second this rules
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Jan 2, 2016 20:23
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that lady that won like $600m bought a house in Jacksonville Jacksonville
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Jan 2, 2016 20:25
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When I win the jackpot I'm gonna buy up the server farm hosting the forums and burn the building down
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Jan 2, 2016 20:34
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Marvin Freeman posted:there's a cool/depressing powerball simulator that made me never want to buy a ticket ever again. it's fun to see how much money you lose over 5 or 10 years by playing weekly. Bwa ha ha ha this loving rules.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:34
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City of Tampa posted:Jacksonville Settle down Tampa
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Jan 2, 2016 20:34
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I'd buy some congressmen and make water a scheduled substance, of which I own the patent.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:50
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Rambling Robot posted:i hope lowtax wins and that he'll invite all of us to the best goonmeet ever with loads of balloons and cake. i just want to pretend that i have friends for just a few hours
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Jan 2, 2016 21:21
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henkman posted:These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters I believe they all moved to the stock market thread in BFC: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3259986 "Lost half my life savings today" "Ride it out, bro!"
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Jan 2, 2016 21:25
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Black Baby Goku posted:It's sad how much worse, if you can believe it, GBS is now lol, were you around for the sjw years? i prefer the current gbs
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Jan 2, 2016 21:42
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MiracleWhale posted:lol, were you around for the sjw years? i prefer the current gbs Earnest posting was better than this poo poo
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Jan 2, 2016 21:46
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I'm winning, and I'm buying everyone Kuato lives avatars and platinum when I do Not really, if I win I'll never post again
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Jan 2, 2016 21:52
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The Sphinxster posted:Do not play the lottery for investment purposes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRmc9IPGmiA http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/07/how-mit-students-scammed-the-massachusetts-lottery-for-8-million/ (To be fair I doubt any such lotteries exist today)
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Jan 2, 2016 21:52
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Black Baby Goku posted:Earnest posting was better than this poo poo The Impotence of Being Earnest
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Jan 2, 2016 21:53
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henkman posted:These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters sorry ur an innumerate 
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Jan 2, 2016 21:54
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How much is Alabama worth? Can I buy it?
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Jan 2, 2016 22:11
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VendaGoat posted:How much is Alabama worth? Can I buy it? Lol yeah but why would you
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Jan 2, 2016 22:36
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Running the simulator right now. .95 cent return on my 5500+ year investment 
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Jan 2, 2016 22:37
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all your money won't a minute buyyyyyyyy all we are is dust in the wind
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Don Tacorleone posted:Lol yeah but why would you I want to consolidate every craft and micro brewery in one state and take on coors and budweiser.
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