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server: so on scale of 1 to 5 how spicy? Keith flint: I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter... *reeehn reeehn reeehn reeehn* server: okay I'll just put you in for four stars Keith flint: I'm the bitch you hated, Yeah the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated *reeehn reeehn reeehn reeehn* |
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server: how rare would you like that? Keith flint: breath the pressure server: so like... medium rare? keith flint: come play my game. psycho, Somatic, ADDICT, INSANE!!!!!! |
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server: Hello, my name is Rich and I will be your Keith Flint: SMACK MY RICH UP! server: Excuse me? Keith Flint: Nothing, just bring the special. 
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BrownianMotion posted:server: so on scale of 1 to 5 how spicy? server: so five then? keith flint: Fire, Fire, Cause you know that I can server: you sure? If I was in World War Two they'd call me spitfire
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at the end of the meal it's revealed it's not keith flint at all but a blonde woman
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After that spicy meal he's more like Keith Sweat! (is that a person? I dunno. Just happened upon this thread. No need to get up I'll see my self out. Oh wait, add a Kool Keith joke in here too. Thanks.) |
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lmfao i cant believe i made this thread last night |
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BrownianMotion posted:lmfao i cant believe i made this thread last night 
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guy1 sitting at table: *nudging friend* "hey dude.. dude... i think that guy over there is prodigy keith flint: *head rotates 180 degrees on his neck while his body stays still* It's THE prodigy, I am THE prodigy. guy1 sitting at table: s.s..s..sorry sir keith flint: *head rotating back to looking at his food, whispering under his breath* psycho, somatic, Addict, INSANE~!! |
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BrownianMotion posted:guy1 sitting at table: *nudging friend* "hey dude.. dude... i think that guy over there is prodigy Haha. ---------------- |
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BrownianMotion posted:guy1 sitting at table: *nudging friend* "hey dude.. dude... i think that guy over there is prodigy https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Restaurant cook: Boss, boss. The stove wont start and the food critic will be here any minute! Kieth flint: I'M THE FIRESTARTER *kieth flint sets the restaurant cook on fire* ---------------- |
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