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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > coffee vampire
 
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

BEAN IS LIFE!

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 08:49
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*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
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decaf???? i do not drink..... decaf.

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 08:50
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 when the cafeteria shuts down for the night, sometimes you can catch a glimpse of the coffee vampire stalking virgin lattes amongst the darkened rows of tables and chairs

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 08:52
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 *places cup under coffee machine*

Come to me, sweet nectar!

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 08:54
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FutonForensic

 hey dracula, could you explain where the fang marks in all my keurig cups came from

dracula! look at me. look at me, dracula


* # ? Jan 3, 2016 09:06
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"I vant to drink your coffee, blah!"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Jan 3, 2016 14:26
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Best way to kill a coffee vamp:

plastic straw thru the heart

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 15:40
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 one,

two,

two lumps of sugar, ah ah ah!

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 15:44
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PinkoBastard
 listen to them... children of the night. what lattes they make

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 19:35
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that ivy guy

 what sheet music is that op


* # ? Jan 3, 2016 19:43
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Starbucks Barista: Hello, can I take your order?
Vampire: I'd like a veiny caramel macchiato please
Starbucks Barista: Oh, you mean a venti caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Uh, no. Veiny. Do you have a problem understanding my order, perhaps it is my Old World accent that is confusing you.
Starbucks Barista: No sir, I just... let me speak to my manager. **goes away for a moment**
Vampire: **turning to the person behind him** Can you believe this? All I vant is a veiny...
Starbucks Barista: Ok, sorry for the delay sir, here's your veiny caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Did you know all of your mirrors are out of order?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Jan 3, 2016 19:45
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

VineST posted:

what sheet music is that op
A misprint of Stones (ultima)

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 20:56
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Scaly Haylie

Splatmaster posted:

Starbucks Barista: Hello, can I take your order?
Vampire: I'd like a veiny caramel macchiato please
Starbucks Barista: Oh, you mean a venti caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Uh, no. Veiny. Do you have a problem understanding my order, perhaps it is my Old World accent that is confusing you.
Starbucks Barista: No sir, I just... let me speak to my manager. **goes away for a moment**
Vampire: **turning to the person behind him** Can you believe this? All I vant is a veiny...
Starbucks Barista: Ok, sorry for the delay sir, here's your veiny caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Did you know all of your mirrors are out of order?
* # ? Jan 3, 2016 21:16
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google THIS

 the brewjah are in a bitter feud with the energy drink vampires (the NOSferatu)

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 21:59
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FreshCutFries

google THIS posted:

the brewjah are in a bitter feud with the energy drink vampires (the NOSferatu)

lol

* # ? Jan 3, 2016 22:20
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Vampire: Look into my eyes, you are mine! Vee vill haff vonderful times together ven you are my SLAVE!
Starbucks Barista: Sir, you don't have to mesmerize and charm it, just drink it! It's a coffee for Christ's sake!
Vampire: Vhy do you hafto bring that guy into this? Can't a guy just drink his coffee in peace?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Jan 3, 2016 23:00
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FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

the brewjah are in a bitter feud with the energy drink vampires (the NOSferatu)

lmao


* # ? Jan 4, 2016 00:01
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
GIMMEE MY drat COFFEE!!!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Jan 4, 2016 00:22
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Coffee vampires don't drink during the day -- they're already buried in coffin

* # ? Jan 4, 2016 03:04
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Splatmaster posted:

GIMMEE MY drat COFFEE!!!
* # ? Jan 4, 2016 03:05
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google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

GIMMEE MY drat COFFEE!!!
* # ? Jan 4, 2016 03:46
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME

google THIS posted:

the brewjah are in a bitter feud with the energy drink vampires (the NOSferatu)
* # ? Jan 6, 2016 10:08
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City of Glompton

Splatmaster posted:

Starbucks Barista: Hello, can I take your order?
Vampire: I'd like a veiny caramel macchiato please
Starbucks Barista: Oh, you mean a venti caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Uh, no. Veiny. Do you have a problem understanding my order, perhaps it is my Old World accent that is confusing you.
Starbucks Barista: No sir, I just... let me speak to my manager. **goes away for a moment**
Vampire: **turning to the person behind him** Can you believe this? All I vant is a veiny...
Starbucks Barista: Ok, sorry for the delay sir, here's your veiny caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Did you know all of your mirrors are out of order?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

* # ? Jan 9, 2016 06:57
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Splatmaster posted:

Starbucks Barista: Hello, can I take your order?
Vampire: I'd like a veiny caramel macchiato please
Starbucks Barista: Oh, you mean a venti caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Uh, no. Veiny. Do you have a problem understanding my order, perhaps it is my Old World accent that is confusing you.
Starbucks Barista: No sir, I just... let me speak to my manager. **goes away for a moment**
Vampire: **turning to the person behind him** Can you believe this? All I vant is a veiny...
Starbucks Barista: Ok, sorry for the delay sir, here's your veiny caramel macchiato!
Vampire: Did you know all of your mirrors are out of order?
* # ? Jan 9, 2016 08:58
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