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TheCIASentMe

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
I know it's been out for a couple days now and people like to binge it asap but could you guys please not spoiler any of 2016?

Some of us haven't seen it all yet.

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FutonForensic

spoiler: you will learn of a celebrity death from a pyf thread

2nd spoiler: smoobles will have his av changed again


joke_explainer


a militia has seized a federal building in oregon

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/01/02/3735576/150-armed-militia-members-take-over-federal-building/

spoilers they will probably just ignore them until they get bored

they appear to be... grilling? from twitter:

Matoi Ryuko


joke_explainer posted:

a militia has seized a federal building in oregon

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/01/02/3735576/150-armed-militia-members-take-over-federal-building/

spoilers they will probably just ignore them until they get bored

they appear to be... grilling? from twitter:



Free man on the land!!

joke_explainer


day 3 of the siege. i have gone nearly 7 hours without a hot dog, and am suffering the effects of that. brother david was spotted turning over his guns in exchange for a chili dog from the feds and was escorted from the scene.

FreshCutFries

joke_explainer posted:

day 3 of the siege. i have gone nearly 7 hours without a hot dog, and am suffering the effects of that. brother david was spotted turning over his guns in exchange for a chili dog from the feds and was escorted from the scene.

FreshCutFries

guy on phone: oh thank god mom, im glad i caught you. we're in deep trouble with the siege. we need supplies...we need coleslaw. lots of it. buy out the entire town if you have to just get us that coleslaw!

FreshCutFries

atf, over loud speaker: okay, you've all had your fun. taking over an innocuous federal building is one thing, but now you've gone too far. we know you have it, and this will all go away if you just turn it over. this is your final warning. relinquish the coleslaw.

FutonForensic

MY LIFE FOR THE SLAW


alnilam

Siege demands:

1. nacho cheez machine (portable)
2. slaw
3 (stretch goal) start making hot dogs and buns come in packages of the same quantity

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

one day my grandchildren will ask about the great pork chop blockade of 2016

TheCIASentMe

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
This thread is making me hungry.

FreshCutFries

me too, and there's only one thing we can do about that. *cocks shotgun*

FreshCutFries

(the shotgun is loaded with hotdogs)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Thingyman posted:

me too, and there's only one thing we can do about that. *cocks shotgun*

*shoots cockgun*

Laurenz

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
I already had it spoiled for me :'(

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
The calendar was better.

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